The Straight-Girly Guy

[iCandy]

Hey guys,

In the school I attend there is a guy. This guy has bad posture, his voice is high enough to be a soprano and he lacks tremendously in the fashion sense.

Yet, he isn't afraid to talk to women. He also always pokes their stomachs (and they seem to like it).

The girls always seem to want to be with him all the time. Yet, he's never had a girlfriend.

He denies being gay and frankly I believe him because when we talk about sex he always seems to agree with us.

Do any of you guys have a guy like this in your school?

 

[OfficeSpace]

Wow.. Your described one of my classmates to a T! But all the girls say he's not gay.. but he acts totally gay.. bad posture.. terrible fashion sense.. He wears way too much chap stick that hit looks like he's wearing lip-gloss... He's like a femenin guy... I myself think he's a closet gay.. but no clue.. exactly liek the guy at your school... GIrls like to be around him..

 

[Centaurion]

He's probably a closet fag and doesnt want to come out while he's in HS. We had one those in my class as well. I guess he was afraid we'd bash his head in if he went offical, so he kept it under check until graduation. The very next day he publixly went gay.

 

[OfficeSpace]

yeah that's what I'm thinking... He totally acts gay.. even talks gay... It's at a christian school so I think this is why he keeps his faggotness to himself

 

[jlazz]

Why do you guys care? The only reason why girls hang with him is because he is pretty much a girl. They use him as an emotional tampon and is in their "friend zone"...trust me he isn't banging them. If he is...then thats a different story, but I doubt it.

Go ****ing bang them. (Make sure you don't bang him)

 

[Adone]

I know a handful of guys like this. You probably know that girls NEVER date this kind of guys, they just want them as their girlfriends. And when you talk bad about a guy like this (you refer to him as pùssy, or something), the girls always defend him, saying he's a really sensitive dude. What you probably don't know is the way they talk about these guys, when there is no man around. Sometimes I overheard girls talking about some pùssy guy I know and really laughing because to the girls, they look like they can't decide whether to be straight or gay.

Girls will admire Men and Fags, but they will always laugh at people that are not sure about their sexuality.

 

[DJ4Real]

Originally posted by iCandy
Hey guys,

In the school I attend there is a guy. This guy has bad posture, his voice is high enough to be a soprano and he lacks tremendously in the fashion sense.

Yet, he isn't afraid to talk to women. He also always pokes their stomachs (and they seem to like it).

The girls always seem to want to be with him all the time. Yet, he's never had a girlfriend.

He denies being gay and frankly I believe him because when we talk about sex he always seems to agree with us.

Do any of you guys have a guy like this in your school?

Yeah, there are many guys like this. But they know how to act around women to attract them.

 

[DonJuancho]

Ugh.... you just reminded me of a memory i would much rather leave in oblivion.

I went to this foreign school to a dance (in Az) and saw this total faggot who used to hang out with all the hot chicks, so me and my friends were checking out the hotties and this dude must have thought i was looking at him, cause next thing i know he walks up to me and asks me to dance with 2 girls by his side trying to talk me into doing it.... honestly, what was he thinking?
of course i blew him the fukkk off, screw his hot friends!!

 

[Damian]

It's the Metro Tactic. Guys try to act feminine so they can create the automatic "fem connection" with women. This usually works to grab a woman's interest and keep them around as friends, but dies a horrible death in creating attraction. Following this tactic will get you a girl posse, but will not get you laid. The one thing that is almost just as bad as a nice-guy would be a girly-man.

-Damian

 

[iCandy]

I might also add that he has surgically removed one of his balls in the beggining of HS. NO LIE.

My friends and I have come to the conclusion that since he only has ONE ball maybe half of his testosterone went down the drain. Therefore, he is HALF as needy as us.

Which can also explain his gay attitude.

 

[OfficeSpace]

How would you know that? lol... Was it cancer or something?

 

[iCandy]

We were playing volleyball and someone spiked the ball right at his gonads. Apparently, his balls got tangled up and one of them had to be removed.

Well that's what we think happened...

We do know for a fact because his mother told my other friend's mother who told her son who is my friend...

OH how i do feel sorry for him...

although he is getting a lot of girls attention...

maybe i should cut one of my balls off.. hmmmm

 

[Rad]

This guy could be a jokesexual. I know some people who joke around about being gay and what not. It's actually quite humorous and is always a conversation opener.

 

[OfficeSpace]

Originally posted by Rad
This guy could be a jokesexual. I know some people who joke around about being gay and what not. It's actually quite humorous and is always a conversation opener.

I used to joke around about being gay at school (I'm very secure about being a straight guy so it's not like I care)... but a couple girls thought I really was gay and they said that's why they never really approached me and thought I was just some hot gay guy! ****!

lol, jeez if I didn't move to freakin Asia I would totally try all the stuff I've learned at school... but almost all girls here are ugly!