duke007
Master Don Juan
Last Saturday night was my belated 21st party and a fun time was had by all. You can view my image library by visiting the following link:
http://www.snapfish.com/share/p=585271109519700490/l=42942457/otsc=SYE/otsi=SALB
enter email address: aparth@hotmail.com
password: party
I'm the guy in the yellow polo shirt. There are some funny pics in there, but I think the highlight is the one showing my reaction during the speeches. That's right, those bastards told everyone that I used the Internet to learn how to pick up girls. "Some of his screen-names include Suaveandy, Don Juan and Lady Killa!" The audience was loving it...especially when they made fun of my use of the 3 second rule!
So that was the first lesson learnt that night - be VERY careful about who you tell about sosuave. Luckily I hadn't invited any girls I wanted to get with, but still I felt like my reputation was quite tarnished after the speech.
But surprisingly, it seemed the girls didn't take it as bad as I thought they would. I didn't know at the time but some chicks had come in for the speeches who knew my friend's girlfriend. They signed my book saying stuff like, "Don't ever change, you're a cool guy" and were hanging around me and dancing with me later in the night. Maybe the crazy sh1t they heard about me was more appealing than being mediocre and boring.
So moving on to the other issue of the night - alcohol. I rarely get drunk anymore when I go out. Firstly, it's hard for me to get pissed and I'm too poor to afford to the stuff. Also a DJ shouldn't rely on alcohol to have fun.
On Saturday the bar was open and people kept bringing me more beer. It was my party so what the hell?! It wasn't long before I reached that inebriated stage where you no longer care about anything. I hadn't felt this way for more than a year and it was an eye-opening experience. I realised that this feeling of invincibility and fearlessness was completely missing from my mindset since 2003! Back then I was able to partially replicate this drunk persona after one or two drinks. Slowly I lost the ability without realising and my clubbing performances (with the odd exception) went down the crapper.
Some good friends and I danced in a crazy circle, and I sung loudly without giving a f*ck what people thought of me. My friend's cute girlfriend was all over me and I was kinoing back just as if it was a reflex. The girl must have kissed me about 10 times on the cheek...if she was single it couldn't have been easier to seal the deal! The girls who I hadn't met were hanging around too.
But here's where the problem lay - I reached a point where I could no longer think intelligently. I was trying to talk to the tall, hot blonde but I must have seemed like a drunken lunatic. Not long after I was puking in the toilet.
Out of the toilet I came face to face with two chicks who I didn't know. One was cute and sexy-looking and the other was a bit ugly. Too hard to remember what was said but it seemed a long time. I said they can stay but first they need to "lay one on me" and pointed to my cheek ( haha like Starsky and Hutch). The hot one licked me right up the face. I was too drunk and couldn't react appropriately!
Pretty soon I was back in the toilet and I distinctly remember my friend saying, "Duke, duke, drink this water and sober up quickly, the cuter one is really horny, she keeps asking about you, get back out there!" All I could say was, "How can I get with her when I can't even stand up!?" The rest was fuzzy but they were hanging around rubbing me on the back and shoulders but all I could think about was my bed.
So in the end my drunkenness helped me out quite a bit but I completely lost the ability to "game" anyone. This idea is not new I know. What I'm suggesting is not to rely on booze to pickup in club environments but to allow yourself to get drunk once in awhile. This will allow you to become FAMILIAR with how you feel and act while under the influence.
I learnt a lot on Saturday and will be mindful next time I go clubbing what it takes to attract women. Because of the fun I had I've decided to break my karoke virginity at the end of the week and lay on the kino (one of my weaknesses). Mostly sober of course.
http://www.snapfish.com/share/p=585271109519700490/l=42942457/otsc=SYE/otsi=SALB
enter email address: aparth@hotmail.com
password: party
I'm the guy in the yellow polo shirt. There are some funny pics in there, but I think the highlight is the one showing my reaction during the speeches. That's right, those bastards told everyone that I used the Internet to learn how to pick up girls. "Some of his screen-names include Suaveandy, Don Juan and Lady Killa!" The audience was loving it...especially when they made fun of my use of the 3 second rule!
So that was the first lesson learnt that night - be VERY careful about who you tell about sosuave. Luckily I hadn't invited any girls I wanted to get with, but still I felt like my reputation was quite tarnished after the speech.
But surprisingly, it seemed the girls didn't take it as bad as I thought they would. I didn't know at the time but some chicks had come in for the speeches who knew my friend's girlfriend. They signed my book saying stuff like, "Don't ever change, you're a cool guy" and were hanging around me and dancing with me later in the night. Maybe the crazy sh1t they heard about me was more appealing than being mediocre and boring.
So moving on to the other issue of the night - alcohol. I rarely get drunk anymore when I go out. Firstly, it's hard for me to get pissed and I'm too poor to afford to the stuff. Also a DJ shouldn't rely on alcohol to have fun.
On Saturday the bar was open and people kept bringing me more beer. It was my party so what the hell?! It wasn't long before I reached that inebriated stage where you no longer care about anything. I hadn't felt this way for more than a year and it was an eye-opening experience. I realised that this feeling of invincibility and fearlessness was completely missing from my mindset since 2003! Back then I was able to partially replicate this drunk persona after one or two drinks. Slowly I lost the ability without realising and my clubbing performances (with the odd exception) went down the crapper.
Some good friends and I danced in a crazy circle, and I sung loudly without giving a f*ck what people thought of me. My friend's cute girlfriend was all over me and I was kinoing back just as if it was a reflex. The girl must have kissed me about 10 times on the cheek...if she was single it couldn't have been easier to seal the deal! The girls who I hadn't met were hanging around too.
But here's where the problem lay - I reached a point where I could no longer think intelligently. I was trying to talk to the tall, hot blonde but I must have seemed like a drunken lunatic. Not long after I was puking in the toilet.
Out of the toilet I came face to face with two chicks who I didn't know. One was cute and sexy-looking and the other was a bit ugly. Too hard to remember what was said but it seemed a long time. I said they can stay but first they need to "lay one on me" and pointed to my cheek ( haha like Starsky and Hutch). The hot one licked me right up the face. I was too drunk and couldn't react appropriately!
Pretty soon I was back in the toilet and I distinctly remember my friend saying, "Duke, duke, drink this water and sober up quickly, the cuter one is really horny, she keeps asking about you, get back out there!" All I could say was, "How can I get with her when I can't even stand up!?" The rest was fuzzy but they were hanging around rubbing me on the back and shoulders but all I could think about was my bed.
So in the end my drunkenness helped me out quite a bit but I completely lost the ability to "game" anyone. This idea is not new I know. What I'm suggesting is not to rely on booze to pickup in club environments but to allow yourself to get drunk once in awhile. This will allow you to become FAMILIAR with how you feel and act while under the influence.
I learnt a lot on Saturday and will be mindful next time I go clubbing what it takes to attract women. Because of the fun I had I've decided to break my karoke virginity at the end of the week and lay on the kino (one of my weaknesses). Mostly sober of course.
