Mike32ct
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This was more of an "accidentally" smooth. I just threw this out there to be funny, but it worked better than I thought.
Maybe 2006...
Was at a bar and started chatting with this chick. She said something kind of dismissive and/or sassy. Not sure what it was.
I replied with, "OMG, you are so sleeping on the couch tonight."
She replies with, "Well...I guess it depends if I end up back at your place."
(It worked TOO well. I froze in shock lol. Probably could have continued and pulled.)
Maybe 2006...
Was at a bar and started chatting with this chick. She said something kind of dismissive and/or sassy. Not sure what it was.
I replied with, "OMG, you are so sleeping on the couch tonight."
She replies with, "Well...I guess it depends if I end up back at your place."
(It worked TOO well. I froze in shock lol. Probably could have continued and pulled.)
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