The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!

[mexican_player2]

I HAVE TONZ OF SMOOTH LINES

the other day i was with a girl
Mexican player: you know you want to do it with me
fine ass girl: NO
Mexican player: your lips say no but your eyes say YES
fine ass girl: i so want to **** you right now

me: i want to have sex with 100 girls in my life
girl: how many left?
me: you be the 100
girl: laughed a lot and said i was a smooth pimp

i was with a group of chicks (i was the only man)
and i was in school, eating my lunch and i had a big banana

Me: you see this banana, well that is my ****'s size
girls: then we are all gonna want to get it on with you

since then they call me banana boy


girl: are you a player
me: im a international pimp and i have tonz of prostitutes you wanna be my ho?
girl: cracked up laughin yeah!!! i be your canadian hoe


but here are actual conversations of one of my hottest girls , this is real game learn from me

Julio says:
so what did u said about me
Julio says:
huh?
Cassie says:
nothing
Cassie says:
everyone was like so did shy little cassie meet anyone.. i was like hells ya i did
Julio says:
haha they say you are shy?
Cassie says:
yes... and prude
Julio says:
whats prude?
Cassie says:
um.. like doesnt want anything to do with sexual activity
Cassie says:
i told you i was a good gir
Julio says:
u wanted to get some but i didnt let you
Julio says:
cuz im hard
Cassie says:
omg. you kno thats not true
Julio says:
yeah right
Julio says:
your lips said no, but your eyes said yeah
Julio says:
haha
Julio says:
dont blame you cassie, its ok you know im a smooth pimp

Cassie says:
so you could tell by my eyes? i was trying to hide it.lol
Julio says:
a smooth pimp like me can see things that the untrained eye cant
Cassie says:
yea... you were the one that was naughty ,not me!


Julio says:
im a nice kid you know
Cassie says:
ya right
Julio says:
but i just couldnt resist that ass!




Cassie says:
why did you want me to stay longer? (in the hot tub)
Julio says:
cuz, i wanted to slap your ass
Cassie says:
your funn



Julio says:
you know, im not having sex until i get married, and if i can wait more the better
Julio says:
im gonna be a priest
Cassie says:
your lyin!!!!!!!!!!
Julio says:
but that was until i met you cuz now i wanna tap your ass
Cassie says:
lol!!!!





Cassie says:
wellll..... why did yu wanna kiss me so bad
Julio says:
u got it twisted girl, its like this
Julio says:
why did u wanted to kiss ME so bad?
Cassie says:
seriously answer me
Julio says:
because u have a nice ass
Julio says:
i just couldnt resist it
Cassie says:
hahhaahah




Julio says:
yeah cassie, im the hard one here, you were supposed to do things to win me, not the other way around
Cassie says:
i think i did a good job didnt i?
Julio says:
a little bit, cuz u slipped on a lot of things
Cassie says:
well i NEVER expected a kiss.. i was gonna be lucky to hold your hand in the water



NOW THATS GAME take it from me, if you need help PM me

 

[4th letter]

Cancer women are really emotional if they are gonna put out depends on the mood and everything is in your approach with them.

The one I was working with didnt like violence.

She was telling me that I had a way of getting whatever I wanted from her.

I said your the type of girl that its all in how your approached.

She said what do you mean?

I said most guys would express there passion by telling you they would kill for you, but I would die for you.

Earlier that night we had a mountain of tension and she was just gonna go home.

She told me " You can do whatever you want to me"

 

[4th letter]

Casually slipping in pet names always gets a girls interest level up

Called a girl Sweetheart she said im not your sweetheart

I could have flipped it on her by revoking the compliment and insulting

but I said I know you arent my sweetheart but that doesent mean you arent a sweetheart.

INTEREST LEVEL +

 

[LouBrication]

here's one i like to use... it's a variation on a line from 'Don Juan Demarco' the J. Depp movie (ok, not really a good movie to learn from IMO, but this line was kinda cool...) anyway, it goes something like this...

me: doing something nice for her, in this case, giving her candy or whatever, it doesnt really matter... "here's some candy for this special occasion."
her: "what's the occasion?"
me: "you're the occasion..." ^_~
her: *blushes*

and in my experience this works only AFTER you DHV and AFTER she's giving you IOIs... in other words, make sure she's into you first... it's not wise to reward her if she doesnt deserve it.

 

[ValleyDJing]

I had been teasing this hb7 for her tastes in music for days.

girl: I put some rap on my Ipod for you
me: yeah? I must be a pretty good influence on you
girl: yeah i guess you are
me: give me your number

hahaha!

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

not the smoothest, but this is something pretty smooth I said a few weeks ago

(we were at work, and she was trying to get me to take a shift for her)
Her: want to take a shift for me?
Me: nah, cant.
Her: c'mon, you know you love me
Me: ... *looked up her body slowly, then right in her eyes* parts of you.
Her: :O! *slaps me on the chest playfully*
Me: *smirk*

 

[ChrizZ]

Me walking next to HB. Making EC.

Me (*checking her out*) : "Hmmm, very nice. How much?" :crackup:

 

[StoneColdFox]

I've said quite a few smooth lines:

My last g/f was on a competition dance team, her school asked me to perform on a competition drumline, they rode the same bus to the same competitions, drums perform during the day, dance teams at night.

We were on the way back, it was dark, late and boys had to sit w/ boys and girls with girls.. there school was nazis about that.. but her and her friend were sitting behind me..

So a bunch of us were all talking having a good time.. and I reached out to touch her hand

her: you can't do that we'll make babies (refering to the strict rules of the people in charge)

me: c'mon babe, you know our kids would be totally hot. *smile*

her: *jaw kinda dropped than laughed and smiled back*

I had her than, we talked all night.. we dated for a good ten months after that..


One of my recent ones was at a party in the house I just moved into, this really hot acquintance of mine asked for a tour of my new house, since shes been to my old one before and was curious to how my new room looked etc..

So I give her the tour, walk into my room..

Me: So this is my room, where allll the magic happens
*sly smile* *jumps onto the bed*

Her: *laughs and rolls her eyes* *sits next to me*

Me: Never thought i'd be getting you in bed this early on..

Her: Never thought i'd be so willing..

Me: *sly smile* *kisses her*

and.. yeah you should know the rest lol


-SCF

 

[BxPrince24]

1
Her: im like super hot in ma house

Her: its like 100 degrees in here

Me: kool. take the shirt off and send me a pic, you'll feel a lot cooler. don't open the window tho, the computer might freeze

Her: lmao

2
Me: I hear you're supposedly good in basketball. I wanna test your skills... if you have any.

Her: Yea, I am.

Me: sure you are... i've faced many short people and believe me it will be the same with you. I will smacketh your shot straight to hell.

Her: aight, keep thinking that

Me: I know this, babe. i got a hoop in the front of my house, i'll buss yo ass anyday. and when we do play, if u lose. ur eatin 10 white castles.

Her: aight, whenever you're ready.

Me: and no.... after you finish those white castles you may NOT sh*t in my toilet

Her: lmao. you're mad funny.

 

[bballkilla]

i dont get how thats smooth

 

[Charm&Style]

Me walking next to HB. Making EC.

Me (*checking her out*) : "Hmmm, very nice. How much?" :crackup:

hahahahahah :crackup:



another borat fan??

 

[Charm&Style]

1
Her: im like super hot in ma house

Her: its like 100 degrees in here

Me: kool. take the shirt off and send me a pic, you'll feel a lot cooler. don't open the window tho, the computer might freeze

Her: lmao

2
Me: I hear you're supposedly good in basketball. I wanna test your skills... if you have any.

Her: Yea, I am.

Me: sure you are... i've faced many short people and believe me it will be the same with you. I will smacketh your shot straight to hell.

Her: aight, keep thinking that

Me: I know this, babe. i got a hoop in the front of my house, i'll buss yo ass anyday. and when we do play, if u lose. ur eatin 10 white castles.

Her: aight, whenever you're ready.

Me: and no.... after you finish those white castles you may NOT sh*t in my toilet

Her: lmao. you're mad funny.

*Cough* :nervous:



seriously, how is that smooth ??



Me: kool. take the shirt off and send me a pic, you'll feel a lot cooler. don't open the window tho, the computer might freeze



:nono: Plz tell girl not to laugh at lame lines :moon:


tanx rico suave

 

[BxPrince24]

*Cough* :nervous:



seriously, how is that smooth ??



Me: kool. take the shirt off and send me a pic, you'll feel a lot cooler. don't open the window tho, the computer might freeze



:nono: Plz tell girl not to laugh at lame lines :moon:


tanx rico suave

I really don't care if a guy doesn't find them funny. She does, and my friends all consider me the funny guy of the group because I always keep em laughing. And don't try to downsize my friends or the girls I talk to by saying that they're dumb or something for finding my jokes funny. The girls look great and my friends are reliable. They call me to talk to me, not the other way around so I must be doing something right.

 

[Kev07]

It was Valentines Day and my High School had a couple of kids who ran a little business to deliver Valentine's roses. Naturally, I chose to have one delivered to a girl I had my eye on for quite a while and had already asked her out once but was politely told "No, let's keep it at friends".

But hey I'm a persistent budding Don Juaner and one "No" doesn't throw me off the girl. So these kids they went up and delivered the rose, the card attached to the rose said, "For the message, please call..."

So that night she called, she knew it was me (because she had my number already) and she laughed and said, "Thanks for the rose but I'm waiting to hear the message" so I told her to walk over to the nearest mirror.

When she got there I told her to "Hold the rose up to her face and look in the mirror" so she did and then I said the following words as smoothly and as sexily as I could "That's right, girl. You show the rose what the meaning of 'true beauty' really is" and guys, she melted into a stunned silence and her very next words were "What are you doing tomorrow night?"

$wEeT!

amazing!

i also like the cofee shop one with the 521, what's your number?



heres one that happened during my car ride to prom, my date and i were carpooling with my buddy and his date.

so we were driving and then this fly just hits my friend's windshield, heard a nice *thup* and fly is gone

i say

"hahah that fly was so attracted to you babe"

she blushes and car fills with laughter

 

[yoimjamie]

This line is simply TOO good not to have been thought of and quoted hundreds of times before, but i love it. (and i swear i thought it up independently)

making out with my girlfriend at the time

her: 'ow you got cold hands!'
me: 'nah babe, you just got a hot body'

 

[General]

This line is simply TOO good not to have been thought of and quoted hundreds of times before, but i love it. (and i swear i thought it up independently)

making out with my girlfriend at the time

her: 'ow you got cold hands!'
me: 'nah babe, you just got a hot body'

Damn that is smooth.Boy I gotta be able to come up with lines like these for my game.

 

[eminence]

1
Her: im like super hot in ma house

Her: its like 100 degrees in here

Me: kool. take the shirt off and send me a pic, you'll feel a lot cooler. don't open the window tho, the computer might freeze

Her: lmao

2
Me: I hear you're supposedly good in basketball. I wanna test your skills... if you have any.

Her: Yea, I am.

Me: sure you are... i've faced many short people and believe me it will be the same with you. I will smacketh your shot straight to hell.

Her: aight, keep thinking that

Me: I know this, babe. i got a hoop in the front of my house, i'll buss yo ass anyday. and when we do play, if u lose. ur eatin 10 white castles.

Her: aight, whenever you're ready.

Me: and no.... after you finish those white castles you may NOT sh*t in my toilet

Her: lmao. you're mad funny.

did you actually say smacketh outloud?

 

[ValleyDJing]

bump

 

[Lompa]

I am only on the beginning of my way but here's my best one so far:
(There is this girl we call red hair because she has red hair and she makes it blond)
Her:Hey how are you doing?
Me: Hey "Red hair" whats up?
Her:I am not red haired i am blond
Me:Blond or red haired it doesn't matter your smile makes up to it.

 

[logicallefty]

Was talking to a girl on the phone a couple weeks ago.. Told her I had to go, was heading to the gym. She said "pump some for me".. I said "I think not.. you haven't proved you are worthy of any pumping from me yet".. She couldn't believe I said that.. The next time we talked, she asked about it again, and I told her she still wasn't worthy, try again later... It's driving her insane and I'm lovin' it!