The Real side of all this BULLSH1T!

[YAboi]

To the experienced guys here lets share our war stories here so that the newbies can understand the implications of their actions and as of yet unfulfilled desires. In other words tell us why the dating/casual sex game is not as sweet as it is painted on the Internet. I will go first....


mishap number one -I once had a herpes scare after being with a stripper. do not visit strip clubs just because you are horny.


Number two mishap- I had sex with a girl I didn't love and the condom slipped when I was withdrawing after orgasm and so I had to wait it out for her period to show up. Those weeks were the worst weeks of my life. They made me devalue women and realize that a woman's character not her beauty is what matters because if u are stuck with a b1tch (lady with poor character)for life with a child you do not want , you will want to commit suicide . After that experience I saw women for what they are wicked creatures to inexperienced guys but once the veil is lifted from your testosterone fuelled mind it ironically becomes easier to date them. Share your horror story here. This is the place.To the newbies, a word ia enough for the wise. ....

 

[NewJack]

I got with a chick, banged her, thought it could be casual.

It turns out she fell really deeply in love with me and explained to me over and over again how much it meant to her, making love to me, how much she cherished our time together, how she wanted it never to end, etc.. She did this in a largely non-manipulative way so that I could tell she was being sincere. She also told me a lot not using words.

I had to be the guy who was like "Fvck, sorry lady, I just wanted to bang you and then leave." I had to break a girl's heart who I really respected and admired but did not deeply love.

Breaking a woman's heart is not worth it.

 

[YAboi]

I know what you're saying new jack. In my case I was stalked and it was creepy. You think guys are bad at hassling women just wait till you experience a woman's madness. Women may be told by guys that all we want is a casual fling but you really need to study a girl's character. Will she go beserk if u pump and want to dump. Sometimes the signs are not there.

If you still choose to engage in casual sex make sure your ACTIONS not your words. ..explain to the girl that it's just a night of fun. You see women are so difficult especially to inexperienced guys because they know that once you have sex with them you have all the power. I know what you're thinking newbie , , you're thinkng no YAboi you don't know me I suck with chicks. Dude once you bang her no matter how bad you are she is yours unless you shower her with too much attention and if you take pickup to heart and and don't act like a normal human being.

 

[denverfan110]

I banged my first actual consistent hookup without a condom.

Later it turned out she was a ****ing psycho b1tch who got way too attached and told me all her personal baggage and how she needed me to feel stable/not feel like her entire life was meaningless/gray (got her like on the direct rebound from her previous relationship)

I wake up almost every morning and pray my fvcking lucky stars she didn't end up bearing my kids. Those weeks man...those fvcking weeks not knowing...

Always wear a glove.

I was 19 at that point. That could have ruined my entire youth.

 

[YAboi]

don't be fooled if you are social with guys then you can be be social with girls . Embrace your awkwardness and don't EVER let some serf-like woman make you feel small just cos you're not talking to her how she would like you to. For every twenty horrible girls there is one cool one thats the reality. Most girls are awful but the reason experienced guys succeed is because they bite back when an awful lady bites aggressively.

 

[gravityeyelids]

yea be cautious...but at the same time.....you guys sound like you're trying to discourage noobs and give them another reason to sit on their asses and not go out there and get girls.

"Well, I'm going to give it to you, anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I made when I was young. Dwayne, that's your name, right? Dwayne? Listen to me, this is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? **** a lot of women, Dwayne... I got no reason to lie to you kid, **** a lotta women. Not just one, a lot. So are you gettin' any? Is it going anywhere? No? Jesus! What are you? Fifteen? You should be gettin' that young stuff! That young stuff is the best stuff in the world!"

Seriously though. just wear a jimmy hat and get out there and wage war

 

[zdogzdog]

okd

 

[TimeTraveler]

A lot of times the hottest girls won't be your friends after you bang them, but the ugly ones won't leave you alone. It's like one of those catch22's! Also the most surprising thing is how few girls are good in bed. Like only 2 have been good. The rest just kind of lie there. No joke! I do all the work!

 

[TimeTraveler]

also girls bang your friends sometimes after they bang you.
It's pretty weird.
Also they cheat like you wouldn't believe.
I'm eskimo brothers with so many guys now haha

 

[Wolfgang D]

A lot of times the hottest girls won't be your friends after you bang them, but the ugly ones won't leave you alone. It's like one of those catch22's! Also the most surprising thing is how few girls are good in bed. Like only 2 have been good. The rest just kind of lie there. No joke! I do all the work!

That is not a Catch 22; a Catch 22 is when you need to do A in order to get to B, but you can't do A without first having B.
Or you have to do A in order to get to B, but if you do A that also leads to C which makes B impossible. "Damned if you do, damned if you don't".

It comes from the war novel where in order to be considered crazy and taken off duty, a pilot has to fill out a form about his mental state. But if he is sane enough to fill out a form, he can't be considered crazy.

(The only way your scenario would be a Catch 22, TimeTraveler, would be e.g. if you have to come on to an attractive girl in order to get her, but that also makes sure an ugly girl will go after you, which makes the attractive girl reluctant to be with you. That would be a perfect example of a Catch 22.)


Now, it's not so strange that it is the less attractive girls who will go after you more. They are the ones who have less guys after them, so they have to try harder themselves. The same way for guys. A girl will have more ugly guys coming on to her than attractive guys. If you ever wonder how women get jaded, here is an explanation.


About this thread, what's with the negativity? Christ. Go for a walk or something, the autumn leaves are beautiful. When was the last time you went on a stroll through the forest? You don't have time, you say. But anyone who has time to write negative posts in internet forums also has time to do such a peaceful activity. Embrace the harmony first. Then see if you still feel like writing negative posts.

 

[YAboi]

I laugh at those calling this a negative thread cos that's the whole point of it. You need to realise that this all sounds horrible in principle but oh boy wait till you make a mistake and actually get into a fix in real life... I must warn you.. its better to know the gritty side of things now rather than later.

The summary of one of the points im trying to convey aside from the main purpose of the thread is : I beg you , do not get involved in full intercourse with a girl no matter how horny u are unless you are ok with marrying her if and when things go south (pregnancy). Don't you see whats happened to society?

We all think its cool to get laid but people are paying for their parents stupid mistakes by growing up in single custodian homes (thats the part no one EVER mentions cos of peer pressure rules). They then lack the proper parental training and go on to make the same mistake their parents did .

The media is fuelling all of this and causing our females to dress like wh0res and make us slaves to sex. be wise people. wake up...

 

[YAboi]

don't listen to the fools on this site that tell you that casual sex with strangers is ok. They are leading you into a pit you will wish you never entered but then again you are in developed countries so maybe women do not try to trap men in america and uk. These guys will not be there when you are crying..trust me..im just here to warn you.

focus on just getting to know people remove sex from your mind for now no matter how bad it seems. I was there, girls are just horrible cvnts that make you feel worse. Fight hard to just be social cos trust me when ur stuck with an std or a girl u dont want, your libido will die flat.

I BEG YOU just wait till you are about 28 and live on you're own before you think of your lack of girls. By that time the peer pressure from your mates would have stopped and you will realise you are not as uncool as people say you are. Nobody will think you suck when you are fully self sufficient because it will show in your demeanour. these people making fun of you are little boys even the ones that get laid everytime. .

 

[YAboi]

condoms do slip

 

[HalfPUAHalfAFC]

If you are going to chase women, be prepared for....

Numbers that go nowhere
Flakes
False lead ons (i.e., she feigns interest)
Spending more money that you probably should
Time sink

There are ways to reduce these problems, but you'll never eliminate them.

If you get good to any level of proficiency, be prepared for....

Mistakenly sticking your d1ck in crazy
Stalkers
STD/pregnancy scares
Making up excuses to leave after banging a chick you are not into
Suddenly finding yourself with more plates than you planned on
Occasional harem collapse

Things a newbie should never do no matter how hard up...

Hit on strippers
Pay for an escort/prostitute
Dinner/movie first, second, or third date
Blow up her phone
Chase chicks from work
Bang your buddy's girl
Wear a fedora

 

[5string]

Worst mistake I ever made was to wife up a chick who had two kids.

Less baggage=Better woman/choice. I paid dearly for that bone headed move.

 

[Albatross953]

Crap I like that fedora..

 

[YAboi]

wow some absolute gold that even I didn't know has been posted here!

 

[YAboi]

taken from the archives ---

05-03-2011, 08:07 PM
There are a lot of sneaky, manipulative, and evil women out there who will try to get pregnant on purpose just because they think they can keep a man around, or have a kid because in their own mind that will keep them attatched, or because she wants to dig into his finances for 18 years. Don't be a victim of having a kid that you didn't want because the woman planned it herself. A lot of men get trapped into this and have no idea that the woman had intentions all along of planning her own pregnancy. Protect yourself and be aware.

You should wear a condom, even though the girl you are having sex with, says she is taking the pill. More times than not, they skip doses or don't take them at all and you don't want to be a victim of her intentional pregnancy or because of just plain neglect. Everytime you blow in her you are taking a risk, and i've dodged a few bullets myself, so a condom is the way to go, and be careful what you do with the condom when after your done with it.

There are some women out there who will do anything to get pregnant so I want to share these stories on here.

A few years ago, I was talking to this guy I knew who told me thought his girlfriend was trying to get pregnant on purpose. He told me that some women will actually take an used condom with the sperm inside and pour the contents inside themselves in order to try to get pregnant. They guy would never know that was how she really got pregnant. I thought that was crazy but I felt that some women would actually do that. He told me of a trick that he used just in case some girl tried that. He brought with him a small bottle of tabasco sauce. He didn't want to clog up the toilet by flushing the condom down, so before he threw the used condom in the trash, he poured some tabasco sauce in the condom to kill the sperm and give the chick a surprise if she ever tried to pour it inside her.

A few weeks ago, I was talking to a friend of mine, and he told me that he thought his girlfriend was talking and moving too fast. They were only together three months and she was talking about kids names for the future and if he ever thought about them in the future being married. I asked him if he was using a condom, he said no because she was on the pill. I told him it doesn't matter and that he should use it just in case she isn't taking her pills. He asked her about her pills and she forgot a day here and there so she had to double up the next day she said. When he used a condom she got mad at him and told him he didn't need one that she was on the pill so it didn't matter.....Big Red Flag.

I then remembered about the tabasco sauce trick and told him that he might want to do that because of her suspicious behavior. So, after they had sex at her place he went into the bathroom and poured the tabasco sauce inside the used condom and threw it in the trash. A few minutes later she went inside for a while, as she did that he went to her dresser to see about her pills. He looked at the boxes and not one pill was used for this month. The package she showed him was an used one from months ago. He said he got a chill down his spine after he saw that. A few minutes later he heard a blood curdling scream from the bathroom. The scream was from the tabasco sauce burning her because she tried to pour the sperm inside her and she got burned. Guess she came out screaming at him for what he did and then he left her place angry for what she did and now are broken up, and she is still calling and texting to get him back after 3 days. He dodged a huge bullet and he still is thanking me for this ever since saturday.

So women will try to do this and you should protect yourself, i've never done this myself but after this I might start doing it because you never now what a woman will do, and its not worth 18 years of giving her money for a kid that she pregnated herself with. So be careful and keep this in mind!

 

[pdx1138]

Sorry, the Tobasco trick while fun to talk about, is bull$hit.

It loses credibility at the "didn't want to flush, to clog her toilet" stage.

oh wait, this thread IS about BullSh1t...carry on.

 

[YAboi]

Sorry, the Tobasco trick while fun to talk about, is bull$hit.

It loses credibility at the "didn't want to flush, to clog her toilet" stage.

oh wait, this thread IS about BullSh1t...carry on.

yeah we are talking about bullsh1t..take it or not