CuddleJunkie
Master Don Juan
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I've mentioned this before, but it is powerful enough to make a thread about it. Today I'm sharing with you all my best find to the day.
A girl calls you out for being a Don Juan. She's trying to imply that you are not trustworthy. We know this is nothing but a sh¡t-test, so how are we going to respond? Agree and Amplify? ****y and Funny? Reframe? Nope, we're going to use the Harrison Ford Grin.
The Harrison Ford Grin, or HFG, is something I discovered when I was just starting. I was laying in my bed with my first post-Game girl when she saw a hand-made scarf. She asked who made that. I was not going to say the truth, that my mom made it for me. My brain designed a machivellian reply in a second. "A male friend made it"; in spanish you say amigo instead of amiga to say male friend, so maybe you american Don Juanes would better say "a friend" without specifying the gender. She ate it up and asked about it "a male friend? this would be the first time I hear something like it". I just put an enourmous grin on my face, as I was satisfied as fvck with my wit. The next day, as I was telling this same story to my bros I remembered how I saw Harrison Ford doing the same thing as Indian Jones or Han Solo. When he gets caught, he just pust a "well,what can I say" grin in his face and changes the topic, or keeps the business as usual.
I have used this in countless ocasions, and it has always worked. You can do it too. A girl asks you why you just fvcked her if you have a gf? HFG. A girls calls you out for not remembering the name of one of her friends who had a crush on you? HFG. A girls asks you if you bring every girl to the same bar? HFG. A wing says you have a b'g c0ck and the girl asks if it is true? HFG. A girl asks you if that girl in you trip pic is you gf? HFG.
The HFG does several things at once, making it a super-powerful ****-test destroyer:
1. Agree and Own it: You don't deny it, you own who you are and you are happy about it.
2. Reframe: You are smiling about it, so it's not a bad thing. Even better if you change the topic aftewards. You just think your Don Juan ways are the sh¡t, smile about it, and don't let her lead the conversation.
3. The Charming Jerk: You are, indeed, a jerk that goes around breaking hearts. But you are not so proud of it as to acknowledge it publicly. After all, you are changing the topic afterwards, so you know how your actions are not socially acceptable. Maybe you can be changed? Maybe she is the right girl to domesticate you?
4. I've been here hundred of times: Who the fvcks smiles when something like this happens? Most guys freak out, completely freeze, and start explaining themselves. You've been asked questions like this hundred of times, this shows you are an experimented Don Juan
I love the HFG, I hope it will serve you well in your Don Juan adventures.
A girl calls you out for being a Don Juan. She's trying to imply that you are not trustworthy. We know this is nothing but a sh¡t-test, so how are we going to respond? Agree and Amplify? ****y and Funny? Reframe? Nope, we're going to use the Harrison Ford Grin.
The Harrison Ford Grin, or HFG, is something I discovered when I was just starting. I was laying in my bed with my first post-Game girl when she saw a hand-made scarf. She asked who made that. I was not going to say the truth, that my mom made it for me. My brain designed a machivellian reply in a second. "A male friend made it"; in spanish you say amigo instead of amiga to say male friend, so maybe you american Don Juanes would better say "a friend" without specifying the gender. She ate it up and asked about it "a male friend? this would be the first time I hear something like it". I just put an enourmous grin on my face, as I was satisfied as fvck with my wit. The next day, as I was telling this same story to my bros I remembered how I saw Harrison Ford doing the same thing as Indian Jones or Han Solo. When he gets caught, he just pust a "well,what can I say" grin in his face and changes the topic, or keeps the business as usual.
I have used this in countless ocasions, and it has always worked. You can do it too. A girl asks you why you just fvcked her if you have a gf? HFG. A girls calls you out for not remembering the name of one of her friends who had a crush on you? HFG. A girls asks you if you bring every girl to the same bar? HFG. A wing says you have a b'g c0ck and the girl asks if it is true? HFG. A girl asks you if that girl in you trip pic is you gf? HFG.
The HFG does several things at once, making it a super-powerful ****-test destroyer:
1. Agree and Own it: You don't deny it, you own who you are and you are happy about it.
2. Reframe: You are smiling about it, so it's not a bad thing. Even better if you change the topic aftewards. You just think your Don Juan ways are the sh¡t, smile about it, and don't let her lead the conversation.
3. The Charming Jerk: You are, indeed, a jerk that goes around breaking hearts. But you are not so proud of it as to acknowledge it publicly. After all, you are changing the topic afterwards, so you know how your actions are not socially acceptable. Maybe you can be changed? Maybe she is the right girl to domesticate you?
4. I've been here hundred of times: Who the fvcks smiles when something like this happens? Most guys freak out, completely freeze, and start explaining themselves. You've been asked questions like this hundred of times, this shows you are an experimented Don Juan
I love the HFG, I hope it will serve you well in your Don Juan adventures.
