I was answering a question while being a smart a$$...which is something I'm well known for.
Hah...I'm head over heels for my best friend. Unfortunately he lives in another state. He's coming to visit in about 3 months, though...at which time he's only getting out of bed long enough to eat, shower and use the bathroom.
No, I shared an experience I had that gave a specific example of what the person who started this thread was talking about. I was responding to the posts made to me. To be quite blunt, if the guys on this site were able to view the women who post here in the same way they view the men who post here, things like this would never happen. However, for some reason, there are always some guys who are under the mistaken belief that they need to try to "play DJ" with the female posters here. Not only is that foolish, but it's a total waste of time and energy. We see the same guys who act all "big pimpin'" crying in their teacups and showing their insecurities and fears. Treat the women as if they were just another guy and it would go a mighty long way.
Well, considering Wyldfire's been a member since 2001...
You really need to get over yourself WyldfireOriginally posted by Wyldfire
Well, he didn't have a chance, really. I was coming home from a night out at the bar. I was wearing spandex up to my ass with heaving cleavage. Poor guy had drool running down his chin. I have pretty powerful cleavage. My breasts have been hired out by the CIA and Dept. of Homeland Security for use in interrogating militant Al Qaeda members at Gitmo. They're cheaper than truth serum.
, and they should be our goal.Yay...another sourpuss without a freaking sense of humor. I was making fun of myself...geesh.Originally posted by TillTheEndOfTime
You really need to get over yourself Wyldfire
What does strippers have to do with anything? The whole boob comment and the Gitmo thing was about another forum I post on. They have avatars and someone dared me to post a picture of my cleavage, so I did. The forum I post on is a virtually unmoderated flame fest between radical militant muslims and conservative chest thumping redneck types. There's this one very radical muslim who posts with so much anger and rage towards America it's not even funny. When he saw my cleavage he started posting graphic roses and kisses to me. A lot of people got a kick out of it and said that my breasts were a powerful psy-ops weapon. I just sometimes forget which group of people I'm posting with at times. People here are so much more anal retentive and uptight...
Y'know, Judge Dredd wouldn't fall for Wyldfire's charms.
LMAO...now see...that's more like it. That's the kind of response I was expecting when I made the boob comments. I'm constantly posting material for others to be able to make a wise crack about and most totally miss it. Although my tits are quite big, I think you're right that my ego is bigger. I'm just glad my ego doesn't take up any space in my brasseire because I'd have to get some of those a$$ implants for counterbalance.
Um, do you realize how hypocritical this is? How do you know I'm not just making fun as well? You're the one who sounds like you got a log crammed up your a$$. You probably do have a "log" there right now as you're reading this. Go back to your pink bible!Originally posted by Wyldfire
Yay...another sourpuss without a freaking sense of humor. I was making fun of myself...geesh.
Seriously...if you guys can't even lighten up and stop acting like you've got a log crammed up your butt on this site I really hate to think how you interact with the women you try to date.
I don't understand how you call yourself intelligent. You had a blown bulb, expired registration, expired license and expired insurance and you didn't know about any of them!!!
Erm...what is a "pink bible"? No log up my a$$...I'm not the one feeling compelled to try to impress the guys on here by acting like a jerk. Honestly, it's pointless for guys to do that with the women who post here. We are all reading the same stuff and everyone knows why new guys stumble onto this site. It's one thing to "fake it" until it becomes habit out in the real world, but faking it on the forum where everyone knows you're faking it is just plain dumb.Originally posted by TillTheEndOfTime
Um, do you realize how hypocritical this is? How do you know I'm not just making fun as well? You're the one who sounds like you got a log crammed up your a$$. You probably do have a "log" there right now as you're reading this. Go back to your pink bible!
