The older woman post:

[Ragnar]

How to bang an older woman

Since I am 30 and I have been with a lot of older women I have this info for you.

1. Women 30+ think about sex as much as any man on the planet, if not more. Don't ask why. Just believe it.

2. Women 30+ are into doing just about anything in bed. Period. Trust me. If you are experianced because they will be you can do whatever you want to them.

3. Women 30+ find men with a LITTLE gray hair sexy beyond belief. I have dark hair with tiny grays on the side of my head. I have heard it over 100 times that they like it. I have no clue as to why.

4. They are for the most part knowledgeable about a man's Peni$. They have given head a few million times and they know what you want.

5. You must make them c*m as well. Don't just bang her like a porn star and blow on her face. If you make her c*m first you can do whatever the f**K you want. Believe it.

6. They love a guy who is a ladies man because it is "social" proof that you are good in bed. Don't be afraid to be surrounded by women.

7. Be insanely straightforward with them. Tell them what you want. (i.e. you are in a bar at a table with them...say would you go into the bathroom and come out without your panties on and give them to me.) Older women love things a little crazier than most. I am not saying this is insane but start slow. Remember they have seen alot in their lives so you have to be different.

8. Oral sex on them is a must. It is like gas to a car.

9. Don't expect to pay for anything. They don't care as long as you are doing them right and are enthusiastic about all women they will pay their way all the way to the grave.

10. Last but not least. They love to be approached. Shoot the breeze with them. Current events, bla bla bla the next thing you are in the sack...blowin yer load all over her new white sheets that the AFC bought her.

Cheers my fellow Dons.


"Life rewards action"

ragnar daneskjold

 

[the_gunslinger]

(adapted from arena 2002)
basically, there are four things you have to remember about women over 30:

1: Whatever your hobbies are, forget them. no more buying stuff at 3am on ebay, no more DVD binges. the will get sick of a house beoing filled with "your cr@p", whatever it is, even if its hers, it'll be "your cr@p"

2: Ever seen cold feet? well, buddy, thats you if your in an LTR with one. she will try and hook you up into a network of her friends and their boyfriends, where the men go off and be manly and the women talk and ***** about you behind you back.

3: women under 30 will do anything sexual. women over 30 may, from time to time, want the lights turned off, or a sheet between you when you hve sex so your bodies dont touch.

4: All women come with baggage. women over 30 would need a fleet of lorries for theirs. compaired with the average under 30 yr olds mates, who are ususally all on drugs, the questioning will be like the spanish inquisition, and will focus on three areas:
1: Will you hurt her
2: have you hurt someone in the past and
3: you'd better not hurt her.

hope this clears things up

 

[Ragnar]

Dude?! Where can I get the crack you are smoking 'cause it must be great.

You give me a smokin' hot 35 year old anyday over a a hot 25 in bed.

Your 25 year old will lie there while you pound her 9 ways till sunday and the 35 year old will be the porn star you've been watching since you were 10.

Sorry i disagree.

Oh well it doesn't matter it looks as though we both are gettin' laid

Regards.

 

[aBAzLLnA]

IMO that 35 year old better be SMOKIN, cuz i dont think i could get myself to **** a woman thats almost the age of my mother!

maybe 30...

~ivan

 

[Ragnar]

How old are you 15? That being said I am talking about the MEN on this board who are north of 25, not the little kids that don't have hair on their nuts yet.

Give me your mom's number I'll do her.

 

[Ragnar]

FYI

Some HOT women and their ages:

Ashley Judd - 34

Halle Berry - 34

jennifer aniston - 35


.....list goes on and on.

 

[DJintheworks]

Originally posted by Ragnar

Give me your mom's number I'll do her.

LOL!!!

 

[aBAzLLnA]

i really dont wanna start a fight with u ragnar, u shoulda clearified what age group you were targeting.....are you aware of the age when puberty starts? by the time a guy is 15 he BETTER have hair on his nuts. Dont base the fact that you didnt have hair on ur balls till 15 on other people.

And i dont understand why ppl are so keen on the insult of "ill do your mom...", its been overused, think up of a new one buddy.

and are you blind? im 16.

~ivan

 

[thejuice]

Madonna is hot too...shes like 40

I dont care what anybody says, shes gorgeous

 

[THE ROCK]

Women take care of themselves these days.

It's a different world for women these days then it was years ago. Nowadays, many women are out in the working world, they have lives, money, and are generally independent.

Women spend enormous amounts of money on their faces and bodies to keep looking as young and as good as possible. They frequent hair salons and spa's, can be seen on walking tails and working out in gyms, and pride themselves on being the best that they can be.

Iv'e been with women from mid-to late thirties to well into their forties. Some of these forty something women look great, nobody should think different. Of course the bonus is that with age comes experience.

Iv'e rarely been dissappointed in the performance of a women thirty five or older. Among my interests these days is a forty-six year old. Great in bed! She's got no problem with getting on her knees either.