Pickup Lines
I don't know how far these lines will get you, and I will take no blame if they don't work. Feel free to submit ones that have worked for you but please keep it clean. We don't want to get too risque and some girls will give you a good slap in the face if you try one of those on them.
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
I don't know how far these lines will get you, and I will take no blame if they don't work. Feel free to submit ones that have worked for you but please keep it clean. We don't want to get too risque and some girls will give you a good slap in the face if you try one of those on them.
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
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