The official cure for Oneitis

[bigneil]

Your ex puts weight on.

Your examples here.

 

[DonJuanabe]

Find out your ex used to be a dude...

 

[youngmack]

Didnt work for me. In my case its just bad luck. When me and my oneitis girl ex was exclusive she was skinny, she did track and field so she was very thin. When we broke up i havent seen her in months and when i finally seen her when school was back in session she put on weight.

She looked better than ever. she was thick in all the right places. And it just so happens that thick girls is a super turn on for me !, not fat but thick. Which made me suffer even more.....Just my fuccing luck

 

[Purefilth]

see her settle for a beta scruffbag/niceguy after you left her
and she got fat,
getting with a cooler girl
gettin with a hotter girl
getting in a 3way session with 2HB9's
getting a notepad full of numbers of non flaky girls after 1 day on GODMODE!!!!

 

[youngmack]

Find out your ex used to be a dude...

WOAH

 

[DonJuanabe]

"WOAH" - hasn't actually happened to me, just saying it would make moving on a heck of a lot easier.

 

[JohnChops]

see her settle for a beta scruffbag/niceguy after you left her
and she got fat,
getting with a cooler girl
gettin with a hotter girl
getting in a 3way session with 2HB9's
getting a notepad full of numbers of non flaky girls after 1 day on GODMODE!!!!

Yup that'll do it. I can also add realizing they're so much better quality out there. Sex on demand , sex at work , hotter women noticing you , busy life .

 

[youngmack]

"WOAH" - hasn't actually happened to me, just saying it would make moving on a heck of a lot easier.

Lmao i was about to say

 

[Boilermaker]

Behavioral change:

You stop contacting.

That's it. Done it many times. Can do it to anyone but my family today, if they cross my boundaries. Elementary stuff.

It's actually a lot easier than what a lot of neophytes make it to be.

 

[bigneil]

She gets pregnant (and it's not yours (for sure)).

 

[bigneil]

She gets engaged.

 

[Packers2010]

time.