The Official:Best Climax EVER Thread!!!!

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man lets not beat around da bush. this thread 4 tha best climax u ever had. if u dnt know then post tha 2 or 3 u think that can possiblely be ur best. and if u never had 1.........that sucks 4 u :rock: ima go 1st.

i think my best climax or should i say moment of "Triumph" is when me and my ex gal did it. she came 1st and then i beat 4 like 30min and it was tha best nut ever. maybe it was tha grey goose. but tha ***** was tha bomb that night. i hit it like i never hit it b4. seriously.:)
 

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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
 

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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants.
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"

I'd say my best one was probably from one of my many BJs from my current woman. Nothing beats a good BJ.
 

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SexinEar said:
hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
 

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SELF-MASTERY said:
That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
Orgams 4 times? OR Ejaculate 4 times?
 

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I climaxed 4 times= ejaculated 4 times.

slow motion-- bang 1

slow motion-- bang 2

slow motion-- bang 3

slow motion-- bang 4

It's painful, but in a good way:cheer:
 

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My best was when this chick gave me a working over after I made her read this book called "ESO: Extended Sexual Orgasm".

She basically gave me head for an hour and a half before she let me "get off". I gotta say, I must've had an orgasm for nearly 10 minutes after that. Then, when I finally ejaculated, it felt like my head was going to explode. She made me hyperventillate: my arms and hands involentarily buckled up into "retard hands". At first, I didn't really notice, but it kind of freaked her out. She asked: "Do you want me to stop?!?" I glanced at my "retard arms" and I replied: "Are you fuxing kidding me? SH!T NO! GO! GO!"

I thought I was going to pass out. It was odd though, I didn't have any problems with my breathing control, so I don't know if I can actually call it "hyperventillation".

If you guys want her number...

Yeah, you're welcome guys: One more chick on the streets that I tought how to give a proper BJ.
:up:
 

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World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
 

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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
so true
 

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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
It's the same for every male in the planet I guess :crackup:
 

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SELF-MASTERY said:
World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
You have a point. And a neat one :rockon:
 
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