The Most Sexually Erotic Question You Can Ask A Girl To Find Out How Much She Wants U

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You really believe that? I know guys who have screwed 62 women by the age of 20. The girls are what we call "White Trash" and are NOT good looking. Sure, you can have alot of 3somes, and get alot of girls. But going from one rat-infested trailer to another is not exactly what i call having game.
 

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For me it is not a question of believing or not I am just giving malibu some sh1t.
 

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i think you should change that question from "what would you do if another girl cut my **** off?" to "what would you do if I cut my **** off?" after that, I would be sure to slap her, cuz well, b*tches need slapping.:cool:
 

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Re: Re: Re: The Most Sexually Erotic Question You Can Ask A Girl To Find Out How Much She Wants U

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Why are you giving him such a hard time? He is just expressing his sexuality with many different women:)
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For me it is not a question of believing or not I am just giving malibu some sh1t.
Hey comote... I wasn't giving him a hard time... although a lot of the guys were... I was just like "damn... sixty two!?" And I wasn't saying he's hanging out with the wrong chicks if he's ****ed 62 girls... just that he's hanging out with the wrong chicks if having his **** cut off is a fear of his (ha ha!) You know that I have no problem with anyone expressing their sexuality with anyone... ;)
 

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Man, Allstar, off the top of my head I can't even think of any guy that keeps track after 10.

I can just see your bedroom wall filled with groups of four lines crossed out with a diagonal line like they used to do in jail.
 

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I'm curious... can you remember all of their names? Were any of them repeat action?
 

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I was the originator of this post and i will now respond.

I will admit i have an oncession with sex. I love the way it feels, and think about getting it every second of the day. Thing is i hate masterbating because i get very depressed for some odd reason once i completed my orgasm. Its like i want someone to talk to afterward and I can't cause all i have is myself and my hand. And think about it...do animals masterbate??? I mean is masterbating something natural...I dont think so, in fact i think sex with many women is natural. Cause weather you want to believe it or not, like animals, we are NOT MONOGAMOUS BEINGS. Which is why we have so much cheating and such.

I have been with 62 partners becasue I am good looking, in great shape, a bartender, a college student, and i travel alot to hot spots for meeting girls that are in the college age and wild.

I also am a stuent of doc Love who is an absolute genius. Please dont knock me for trying to add some spice to this world. My posted question is psychologically deeper than you think. Sit back and think about the question, and youll realize it is original and srange to boring people, yet a pyschological masterpiece.
 

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Originally posted by Allstar69
Its like i want someone to talk to afterward and I can't cause all i have is myself and my hand. And think about it...do animals masterbate??? I mean is masterbating something natural...I dont think so, in fact i think sex with many women is natural. Cause weather you want to believe it or not, like animals, we are NOT MONOGAMOUS BEINGS. Which is why we have so much cheating and such.

I have been with 62 partners becasue I am good looking, in great shape, a bartender, a college student, and i travel alot to hot spots for meeting girls that are in the college age and wild.
Okay... first of all... does it take a chick to point out how odd that answer is!? You want to talk to someone after sex?? ha ha...

As for animals masturbating, haven't you ever seen a dog hump like a pillow or something (or someone's leg, ew!) animals DO masturbate... and there is even evidence of same-sex sexual behavior in animals as well... Also, we are NOT animals... often when animals do have sex it is for reproduction, and often when people have sex it is while praying that they won't reproduce... so it isn't really fair to compare the two. I personally don't enjoy masturbation as much as sex and that is fine if you feel that way, but I don't think it's right to say it's not "natural" because I think it totally is. Even babies and toddlers do it and they have no concept of sexual things ... it just feels good to them.

And I do believe you now that you've had so many chicks because bartenders get TONS of ass... and chicks on vacation are always getting ass too. All I can say is: wear a condom!!!!!!!!!!!! (And stay away from chicks who might try to cut off your ****)
 

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Allstar69 has an excellent theory! It is based on Freuds Female Castration Complex

Allstar69's technique is very interesting. His theory is based on an advanced theory of psychology that most people on this board could not come close to grasping.

Most of the people on this board will not understand his theory because they do not understand the foundation of it.

Allstar69 you theory is incredible, but you failed to explain the foundation; thus, the simple minded people on this board will not understand how you came to your theory. I know - you thought that these simple minded people understood basic psychology,but they don't.

Here is the brief summary of what Allstar69's theory is based on:

Sigmund Freud believed that women suffer from a "Female Castration Complex." This is the theory that little girls subconciously believe the mother "stole" her (the little girls') penis at an early age to prevent competition against the mother for her husband. When the little girl first comes to realize that she does not have a penis, she feels inadequate and horrified! The concept of "penis envy" in women is also based on Freud's Female Castration Complex.

Young girls eventually grow out of this phase, but the subconcious desire to replace the "missing" penis is still prevalent. Thus, the little girl grows up in search of a replacemennt - the unattainable phallus. The girl is looking for a prince (a man) to "give" her the penis that she lost at such an early age.

Famous psychological observation to backup this theory:

One day a little girl, her mother, and father were sitting in a dining room. The mother and father were chatting as the little girl went about her business playing with random items in the room. The little girls finds the fathers cigar box and takes out the cigars. She gives one cigar to the father, one to the mother and then she say's to the mother: "Now you are just like daddy." She then takes one of the remaing cigars and places it in between her legs.

-This examle illustrates the theory that young girls subconciously demonstrate the longing to replace the missing phallus. The actions of the little girl in the above example, were to restore the lost penis to her mother and herself; thus, allowing all three members to be equals.

*Now, back to Allstar69s' theory. If a girl was interested in you, she would have the longing for your penis to replace the one that was stolen from her at a very young age. When I say "she wants you penis" - I do not mean that she wants to literally cut it off, but instead she wants to be with you because this symbolizes a return of what she lost. Remember, the theory hypothesizes that these thoughts occur at a subconcious level.

Now, I take Allstar69's theory a step further:

If the girl who you are interested in likes you, based on the Freud's Female Castration Complex - one would expect the female to become very irritated/angry/rebellious at the thought. She might say something to you like:

"That is horrible! If some girl did that to you, then I would hunt her down and bring your penis back to you or I would murder her."

--Remember, the true subconcious desire of the girl you are talking with is not to return the penis to you, but to bring it back to herself. She would only respond like this if she were interested in you because you are the source of replacing her lost penis and if someone were to come in between the reunion with her lost phallus - she would do anything!

Now, if the girl is not interested in you, one would expect her to react with indifference. She will think of what has been done to you as a horrible thing, but will make no suggestion of aiding you in its return.


*Allstar69 - I must say that is an excellent theory you have. I know PhD Proffesors of mine who would be thrilled to hear such a theory!

It is a shame that so many of you condemned Allstar69 and is his theory. I truely believe that if we had more people like Allstar69 - we could take this board and the understanding of women to another level.

I also know many other psychological theories that would blow most of you simple minded people here away, but I never dared to post them, because I was afraid of the responses - what you ppl said to Allstar69.

Allstar69 in my opinion if definately working on a far more advanced level than most of the rift-raft on this board. It is obvious that he's been through college and has done some serious reading on his own.
 
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Give him a break!

Jesus Christ!! why are you guys being such idiots?! If he thinks that asking such questions is alright than so be it, especially if it's working for him... You won't get nothing out of downgrading him.. you could just politely say "no, i disagree with u"(and explain why) or whateva instead of attacking him the way yous are.

I personally disagree with him, but if he manages to get laid 62 times by using such peculiar approaches then good on him... ;)
Allstar69, next time, if you dont wanna get teased and mocked by other DJ's, why dont u just send your posts to the 'Unusual Techniques in Seduction' forum, ok mate? ;)

Ciao Amigos...

IrReSiStIbLe.
 

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I don't know if these work or not.. but
These kinds of questions are the ones that only appeal those "low" leveled Ugly B*****.
 

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brwnsuga... okay first of all, didn't people establish that Freud was full of crap on that whole penis envy thing? second of all, does anyone else think psychology is SOOOOOO FUNNY!!? Is is just me or does this sentance just make you crack up laughing? Maybe it's the word "phallus" I don't know...
This examle illustrates the theory that young girls subconciously demonstrate the longing to replace the missing phallus.
 

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Re: Allstar69 has an excellent theory! It is based on Freuds Female Castration Complex

Originally posted by BrWnSugaMan
Allstar69's technique is very interesting...Most of the people on this board will not understand his theory because they do not understand the foundation of it.
-This examle illustrates the theory that young girls subconciously demonstrate the longing to replace the missing phallus. The actions of the little girl in the above example, were to restore the lost penis to her mother and herself; thus, allowing all three members to be equals.

*Now, back to Allstar69s' theory. If a girl was interested in you, she would have the longing for your penis to replace the one that was stolen from her at a very young age. When I say "she wants you penis" - I do not mean that she wants to literally cut it off, but instead she wants to be with you because this symbolizes a return of what she lost. Remember, the theory hypothesizes that these thoughts occur at a subconcious level.

Now, I take Allstar69's theory a step further:

If the girl who you are interested in likes you, based on the Freud's Female Castration Complex - one would expect the female to become very irritated/angry/rebellious at the thought. She might say something to you like:

"That is horrible! If some girl did that to you, then I would hunt her down and bring your penis back to you or I would murder her."
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Now, if the girl is not interested in you, one would expect her to react with indifference. She will think of what has been done to you as a horrible thing, but will make no suggestion of aiding you in its return.



Allstar69 in my opinion if definately working on a far more advanced level than most of the rift raft on this board. It is obvious that he's been through college and has done some serious reading on his own.
Oh come on. more advanced level? Number one Psychoanalysis is falling apart as a school. No one believes in Freud anymore.

number 2, most girls are going to be weirded out by this question. So even if she was interested, her response could be misread. She would react to you asking the question then the question itself.

also, don't insult the board.
 
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Hahahahaha

Is there any evidence to back this "penis envy" theory up? I mean, real, documented evidence, not made up stories about girls sticking cigars in between their legs?
 

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Allstar69 in my opinion if definately working on a far more advanced level than most of the rift-raft on this board. It is obvious that he's been through college and has done some serious reading on his own.
Then why dont you two go start your own forum?


I think this idea is hilarious..because of its absurdity. 8 out of ten times a girl will look at you and say WTF?

:rolleyes:
 

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1) animals masturbate, in fact new born children "fondle themselves" as well. Masturbation is natural.
2) It has long been accepted by the psychology community that Freud was wrong.
3) After further thought there may be some credibility to the original tip. It does seem far-fetched but I bet that if you could find a way to actually slip it into conversation where you wouldn't seem like a psycho you might be able to pull it off with a girl that was already completely into you.
I think if you just try this with some random girl she will probably just think you are fvcked up in the head.
 

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Hey BrwnSugaMAN.

Thanks for backing me, unlike the boring, close minded, and ordinary minds on this forum that can't stand adversity. I was only trying to help them out. Girls love in depth and differant conversations. My subject being one of them. You see this makes me interesting and humans like interesting people. I am certain likewise you are an interesting person.

Thanking you I remain,

Warren
 
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