The Most Sexually Erotic Question You Can Ask A Girl To Find Out How Much She Wants U

[Allstar69]

Dear Fellow WOMEN loving men,

I am a very successful (sexually speaking) 22 year old male who enjoys offering advice to his fellow man. I am currently composing the most interesting, extravagent book that will change men's love and sex lives around the world...It is a psychologcal masterpiece. I decided to over a display Topic featured in my wonderful book that will help you know how bad a gf, wife, or plain old sex buddy wants you.

You ask your mate, "hey baby, what would you do to a girl if they attacked me and cut my penis off"? Admit to her its a strange question and then sit back and analyze her response. If she responds with, i would feel so bad for you, or that would suck, Then you know she isn't wild about you. However, if she says "I would Fcuking kill that girl", then you know your in. In fact this is when you get sexually turned on. You see, some girls get angry and say outragous violent things on how they would seek vengence on the attacker. As they speak and get loud you must realize she is battling and getting angry from the abscence of your penis that she wants.

Try it then respond to this post with her respose.

 

[comote]

Doesn't seem so great to me but I am willing to try.

 

[Starman]

what would set your book apart from the millions of other bartenders writing books like this?

and how would you support your arguments..what kind of proof or evidence would you show?

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Starman
what would set your book apart from the millions of other bartenders writing books like this?

and how would you support your arguments..what kind of proof or evidence would you show?

perhaps he cut his own penis off and only now does he realize who really wanted him

 

[Don Rageta]

This is quite possibly the single stupidest thing i have ever read on this site. and i saw the wall of shame in the dj biblia.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

If a guy ever asked me that question I'd be like "uh..... what?"

 

[TheSplat]

You, my friend, are an idiot.

 

[Pancho]

I tried it on my girlfriend.

She cut of my **** for being such a loser


Pancho

 

[JoE BoXeR]

Don't knock it till ya rock it... I guess

 

[Allstar69]

lets see i banged 62 girls...and get called everyday by plenty of ones you'd die for...but im the idiot...righhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

lets see i banged 62 girls...and get called everyday by plenty of ones you'd die for...but im the idiot...righhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.

Geeez... 62 girls at age 22... Just be happy your **** didn't FALL off from all that ****ing! C'mon man, I don't know what kind of girls YOU hang out with, but if any of them ever tries to attack you and cut your **** off I'd say it's the WRONG kind of girls.

 

[BMW]

Originally posted by Allstar69
lets see i banged 62 girls...and get called everyday by plenty of ones you'd die for...but im the idiot...righhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.

slow down wilt chamberlain

 

[legolas]

Originally posted by Allstar69
lets see i banged 62 girls...and get called everyday by plenty of ones you'd die for...but im the idiot...righhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.

Ladies and Gentlemen!

I prodly present you with the (drumroll please) Male Wh0re!

Just the same as the female one, the male wh0re has sex with as many females as he can manage without killing himself. He differs from the female wh0re in that he touts the number of his partners out loud as proof that he got game and that he is an expert in the field of picking up women. He also tends to measure his success in life by that very number as if it was his ERA Too bad there aren't any GMs bying

 

[got_crabs]

lol

I dunno..i think id buy the book...you know.....just kinda read a chapter a day

 

[Grey Fox]

Why don't you just ask the age old question "What makes a great lover?" everyone gives a list and you just chime in "Snuggling." You'll at least get a few smiles out of it as opposed to suggest you being the victim of an extreme circumsicion.

-Grey Fox

 

[Bonhomme]

WTF???

I'd rather just notice how she responds to kino.

 

[NMMWCR]

Originally posted by Allstar69
lets see i banged 62 girls...and get called everyday by plenty of ones you'd die for...but im the idiot...righhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.

wtf is wrong with you that you'd even be keeping count? (not that I believe you are legit) Are we supposed to believe you're keeping a spreadsheet of your stats broken down by blonde, brunette, and redhead? If a guy has more than a dozen partners by the time he is 22, its because he can't get anyone to come back for seconds so he has to start over once he scores and she figures out his game is a front and he's a dud in the sack. A number like 62 doesn't make you a DJ or a stud, it makes you a dumbazz.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by NMMWCR
wtf is wrong with you that you'd even be keeping count?

Thank you! So what's the purpose of having to do something so bazarre to find out how much a woman is interested in you. If it isn't readily apparent, you must be doing something wrong.

It's like the baby bull and his father on top of a hill looking down at a herd of cows and the baby bull says "Hey pop, lets run down and get a cow to fvck!" His father slowly replies to him "No son, lets walk down there and fvck all of them."

'Nuff said...

 

[Legend]

He's no W. chamberlain....by that age W. already had about a 1000 women under his belt.

 

[comote]

Re: Re: The Most Sexually Erotic Question You Can Ask A Girl To Find Out How Much She Wants U

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Geeez... 62 girls at age 22... Just be happy your **** didn't FALL off from all that ****ing! C'mon man, I don't know what kind of girls YOU hang out with, but if any of them ever tries to attack you and cut your **** off I'd say it's the WRONG kind of girls.

Why are you giving him such a hard time? He is just expressing his sexuality with many different women