The Most Epic Pick-Up Line

[sosuave213]

I thought Pick-Up Lines were a thing of the 2000s Era, but I've been using this on Hinge with epic success.

I've been waking up to 10+ messages every morning.

I convert about 1-2 numbers for every ten messages so far, but I'm learning to be more efficient in that metric and I will leave that for another post.

I have also not tested this pick-up line in person/real-life yet, but I plan to this weekend.

Here it is...ready?

Play at your own risk, gentlemen and gentle-ladies.

I'm going to guess you're a Pisces or Scorpio.

Women LOVE the Zodiac.

Results (from going to sleep at 11:30pm and waking up at 4:40am - had an early day today):



Names and pictures blurred to protect the innocent of course.

The requirements are that you know something about the Zodiac, such as...

Pisces are looking for an escape into a romantic dreamland with their partner where only both of them exist even with other people around them. (Us vs. Them routine)

Scorpios are looking for honesty and a partner that doesn't tolerate bs, but they are also looking for a stimulating challenge because of their need for mystery.

You can change out Pisces and Scorpio for your desired sign, but I picked these because I'm a Cancer. (I'm guilty of believing in the Zodiac.)

Although there are many references out there, I use Astroreveal. Just Google "Seduce a ______ Astroreveal" where you fill in the blank with the sign you want to learn about.

I've gotten a date per week so far, but as skills improve, the metric for this should improve as well. Beware as the amount of messages you'll receive will begin to exhaust you. Once again, have fun and play at your own risk!

 

[sosuave213]

Sounds like a lot of work remembering. What is the ROI?

I mostly open with 'Can I tie you up without tying you down?' ROI 75% Yes, 20% Maybe, 5% Nope.

Of course, for my line you have to choose your target well. Flexible yoga kittens work well.

Like this one.

I don't like bsdm but chicks are also into bsdm. This would work well on a Fire or air sign. Not my taste. I approve of this line; it's just a different weapon to wield.

Regarding memorizing, surely the follow up to your method is that the chick expects rough sex. I can't. I've tried and it turns me off when a chick fcks like a porn star.

I will also make the further claim you are an air sign, probably a gemini, but I digress.

 

[sosuave213]

Many kinky women like to be manhandled, but most enjoy some hair-pulling, light choking and spanking, you don't have to become a shibari expert to make the sex exciting for them.



According to one of my more 'spiritual' kittens, I'm a 'Capricorn ruled by a strong Scorpio ascendant', whatever that means.

I told her that's probably why I like my stinger svcked and she agreed.

Damn. Earth to all Earth signs, this pickup line will work for you.

Cool stories as well. (No sarcasm.)

 

[Black Widow Void]

Excellent post. And sending you a hi-five on your success with those responses.

It's true. Women really eat astrology up. I realize that a lot of folks here aren't into it, but I'm fairly knowledgeable on the subject and it's given me a lot of mileage with women.

I'll share a story of my own.
In the state of Florida, our license tag renewal falls on the month that we are born. There's a sticker on the tag (at least back when I lived in FL) of the month due date. I spotted a gal getting out of her car with a "December" sticker on her licensee plate (odds were that she was going to be a Sagittarius). I chatted her up for a while and then...."ya know? I'm betting that you're a Sagittarian!" Her mouth dropped. It was that particular moment that lured her in. It took more than three weeks, but I eventually got her to bed.

I realize that a lot of forum members do not believe in astrology, but click on the below links and scroll halfway down. Click on the exact birth date of one of your ex's. See for yourself. Although some of the descriptions are cheesy and fluffy, you'll likely also see plenty of accuracy. I always try to get the birth date of any gal that I'm taking out beforehand. Looking up her personality traits hasn't failed me yet.

The Enchanting World Of Birthday Personality 2025 | Birthday Personality

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birthdaypersonality.org

Personality Signs 2025 | Birthday Personality

Many people believe that their date of birth can reveal a lot about their personality. While there are different systems of astrology that assign specific

birthdaypersonality.org

Birthday Compatibility (2025) | Birthday Personality

In the realm of love and relationships, the concept of birthday compatibility has always held a certain allure. The idea that the day we were born can provide

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[sosuave213]

Another date in the bag boys.



Doesn't even matter what time you send the messages, girls love this stuff!

 

[sosuave213]

Excellent post. And sending you a hi-five on your success with those responses.

It's true. Women really eat astrology up. I realize that a lot of folks here aren't into it, but I'm fairly knowledgeable on the subject and it's given me a lot of mileage with women.

I'll share a story of my own.
In the state of Florida, our license tag renewal falls on the month that we are born. There's a sticker on the tag (at least back when I lived in FL) of the month due date. I spotted a gal getting out of her car with a "December" sticker on her licensee plate (odds were that she was going to be a Sagittarius). I chatted her up for a while and then...."ya know? I'm betting that you're a Sagittarian!" Her mouth dropped. It was that particular moment that lured her in. It took more than three weeks, but I eventually got her to bed.

I realize that a lot of forum members do not believe in astrology, but click on the below links and scroll halfway down. Click on the exact birth date of one of your ex's. See for yourself. Although some of the descriptions are cheesy and fluffy, you'll likely also see plenty of accuracy. I always try to get the birth date of any gal that I'm taking out beforehand. Looking up her personality traits hasn't failed me yet.

The Enchanting World Of Birthday Personality 2025 | Birthday Personality

The concept of birthday personality has always been a subject of fascination and curiosity. The notion that the day we were born holds clues to our unique

birthdaypersonality.org

Personality Signs 2025 | Birthday Personality

Many people believe that their date of birth can reveal a lot about their personality. While there are different systems of astrology that assign specific

birthdaypersonality.org

Birthday Compatibility (2025) | Birthday Personality

In the realm of love and relationships, the concept of birthday compatibility has always held a certain allure. The idea that the day we were born can provide

birthdaypersonality.org

Oh my God that is genius. I overlooked the fact that license plates reveal your birth month!

Any ways to get her birth day without being too obvious? ROI on directness "When's your birthday" is shambolic.

 

[sosuave213]

Girls are just shy by nature, so giving them something to talk about is so key

I've never dated a girl who approached me and had it last more than 3 months. Their true masculine side comes out and it's BLEH!

 

[Black Widow Void]

Any ways to get her birth day without being too obvious? ROI on directness "When's your birthday" is shambolic.

You: "Ya know?...for some reason, I seem to run into more people born on November 6th than any other date. I mean... it's like *triple* the amount of any other day. You wouldn't happen to be born November 6th, would you?"
(truth is, I really do know more people born on Nov 6th than any other day)

Her: Actually, I was born on ________

 

[sosuave213]

You: "Ya know?...for some reason, I seem to run into more people born on November 6th than any other date. I mean... it's like *triple* the amount of any other day. You wouldn't happen to be born November 6th, would you?"
(truth is, I really do know more people born on Nov 6th than any other day)

Her: Actually, I was born on ________

My half-brother was born on that day lol. But yeah I'll use this now. Girls love guessing games.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Another date in the bag boys.

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Doesn't even matter what time you send the messages, girls love this stuff!

Now set up 3 more before you go on this date to avoid fixating on this one.

 

[sosuave213]

Now set up 3 more before you go on this date to avoid fixating on this one.

That's what I'm doing, got one for Tuesday, this one for Thursday and gonna schedule in two more.

It's beginning to get exhausting talking to all these girls, lol.

Going to see if I can get one set up by approaching in person. I have to do that anyways to build my skills and defeat oneitis once and for all. But I don't know.

In the end I'll always like one more than the others. Is oneitis curable?

 

[BackInTheGame78]

That's what I'm doing, got one for Tuesday, this one for Thursday and gonna schedule in two more.

It's beginning to get exhausting talking to all these girls, lol.

Going to see if I can get one set up by approaching in person. I have to do that anyways to build my skills and defeat oneitis once and for all. But I don't know.

In the end I'll always like one more than the others. Is oneitis curable?

Good man...that's how you do it. Start building your pipeline.

You can like one more than the others, that's normal...having other options available prevents you from focusing too much on her tho.

 

[sosuave213]

Good man...that's how you do it. Start building your pipeline.

You can like one more than the others, that's normal...having other options available prevents you from focusing too much on her tho.

That's true. It's like "oh no what if she doesn't text back for whatever reason????" And then I remember I have other women that are just as interested in me and up there in the looks scale. It's just natural human fear and it's annoying to deal with. Being a human is annoying, lol

 

[Scars]

I've abused the zodiac stuff for many years. Less so now, as I've become a Christian. But it's a good way to steer the conversation in any direction you like. I used to just make up stuff and almost be a troll about it. "Oh, you're a Scorpio? I hear they're always horny." etc.. it's good in the beginning when you're first establishing trust and relatability, but don't end up being the bracelet wearing hippie that knows a ton of stuff about this sh!t because it's super feminine.. you only know about that sign because your mom/sister/friend is that sign, and they remind you of them. Use it as an opener and move on.

 

[Giovanni SouthSide]

I am quite spiritual and superstitious to a degree but dont think for a second that i wont leverage that to pull some hippie chick whos into crystals and zodiacs. I always seen these chicks as naturally more feminine. The chemical conversation flow is more innate with them.
You just feel more masculine and you can just be the man there.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Yup, cold reading gals used to be a thing I used, they lap it up. Especially if you’re good at it.

Then again, I am a Scorpio…

 

[sosuave213]

I am quite spiritual and superstitious to a degree but dont think for a second that i wont leverage that to pull some hippie chick whos into crystals and zodiacs. I always seen these chicks as naturally more feminine. The chemical conversation flow is more innate with them.
You just feel more masculine and you can just be the man there.

@Scars this is the reason to learn about the Zodiac. Your opener works well on fire signs since they are into being proud of their naughtiness, and the attention gives them strength in the sexual field.

But for a deeper connection, or something longer-lasting, you would have to put more effort into the read.

No guy ever does this. You can break hearts with this stuff if you're not careful.

 

[sosuave213]

The trick is to open with an unrelated topic with regards to her profile.

Then over the phone, video chat or in person, you can talk about her profile.

 

[Ricky]

Interesting for sure

 

[sosuave213]

Interesting for sure

Half of these messages are some variation of "sorry, that's incorrect - but I'll let you go again big boy"