the most disgusting thing girls ever did to u

[hanson]

this chick i had an ltr (2 years) with cheated on me, i only discovered weeks after she had started her affair.the part that killed me was when i discovered she had ****ed the guy using condoms that i had bought,expensive condoms for that matter.

the second part that killed me was when i discovered that on sme occasions when i drove her to school for a "study" session,she would instaed freshen up at one of her friends rooms, call a taxi and go **** the other guy.After ****ing him she would send me a message from his bed saying "goodnight baby i love you so much".

needless to say , that experience literally bytch slapped the nice guy out of me:rockon:

Damn thats terrible, when i broke up with my last girlfriend the first thing i took were the condoms out of her room.

 

[SomethingClever]

Girl brings me to her room, pulls out a box the size of two shoe boxes. She opens it and pulls out a crotchless chicken suit. I think, ok, little weird, but she's hot so i'll roll with it. Then i realize there's more stuff in the box. There's also a big plastic tube and 5 egg things. So she puts on the suit. Then we lube up the tube, shove it up her ass, and roll the eggs into it. Then, she starts strutting like a hen, goes around the apartment "laying" the eggs and makes me find them. She even cackled like a chicken. After a few lays, we'd mess around, then it'd be back to me finding the eggs she layed.

I guess it's not really disgusting, just really disturbing.

 

[redcell2k]

Girl brings me to her room, pulls out a box the size of two shoe boxes. She opens it and pulls out a crotchless chicken suit. I think, ok, little weird, but she's hot so i'll roll with it. Then i realize there's more stuff in the box. There's also a big plastic tube and 5 egg things. So she puts on the suit. Then we lube up the tube, shove it up her ass, and roll the eggs into it. Then, she starts strutting like a hen, goes around the apartment "laying" the eggs and makes me find them. She even cackled like a chicken. After a few lays, we'd mess around, then it'd be back to me finding the eggs she layed.

I guess it's not really disgusting, just really disturbing.

:crackup:
LMAO !! no way this is true !

 

[slickaz]

dude..ive had this happened to me once before, only mine wore a bunny suit..and adopted the "rabbits hump alot" attitude...

she'd hop around the house and id have to catch hv to shoot her with that kids suction rubber tipped bullets from those plastic guns..

i had to do her with her wearin d bunny suit and she had a lil vib that had white fluffy stuff at one end sticking out of her ass (rabbits tail)..and i was to twist, pull n push this "tail" every 2 minutes in and out of her orifice

trust me..there are freaks out there..

we did that like 4 times..then she was on the whole japanese freaky ish...thats when i bounced

 

[Miguel]

I look at this thread, and realize how very, thankfully normal my life is.

(No offense, but some of these stories just frighten me! Especially the chicken one. WTF seriously. That's hillarity alright.)

 

[theunflushables]

Damn, I was just going to say I got dutch ovened once, but thats nothing compared to some of the other stories.

 

[SomethingClever]

Yeah, there are some nut jobs out there. Just thank god you guys never met any broads that liked dressing up as clowns when you bang 'em. 100 cool points if you know the reference

 

[MisterSinister]

LOL @ this thread.

 

[hondo928]

Between the Chicken and the Fart story I don't think I've laughed this hard in a year

 

[Hooligan Harry]

I've posted this before but...

Invited a girl over for a date, she goes into my washroom (small one room apartment across from my bed). Sits down on the toliet, door wide open and proceeds to take a **** while looking at me in the face. Then stands up wipes her dirty ass, pulls her pants up and goes over to my sink. Instead of using the soap that was there she puts toothpaste on her hands and then with the lather washes her face. :moon:

Suffice to say our 'date' lasted about 10 minutes.

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

 

[jafyk]

Actually I now recall a horrible thing a girl did to me. I was banging this girl and the reach my hands down there and when I brought them up...they were all bloody. This girl acted like nothing happened the whole time. I felt traumatized and ditched her.

 

[neko]

she kissed me and slobbers a lot. . . . she offered a bj but I was sickened by her mouth . . . I'm sure some will say I should've taken the offer but I am glad I didn't . . . . .

 

[Aragon034]

Holy ****! that chicken and rabbit suit stuff is INSANE!

Damn furries that'd be so disturbing.

craziest **** that happened to me was a chick tried to violate my ass with a glowstick. Yeah, Not happening

Though she did stick it in hers, at teh time i thought that was kinda hot.

Kids. Don't do drugs :|

P.S. SomethingClever, i can only think of 2 things for your reference, an episode of CSI (or was it law and order?) where the chick wants the hubby to dress up as a clown, or this website http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/about/index.html

 

[magickarl]

SomethingClever - The Ladies Man is the reference you were talking about. Good movie, my favorite part was how Leon tricked the guy with the three inch penis into eating a piece of ****. lol

I was getting my **** sucked once, and the lady was licking my nuts, just as it should be. Then she licked under my nuts, which also felt good, and then out of nowhere she tried to jam her tongue up my bum. I guess it isn't that crazy of a story --- Not nearly as crazy as the chicken suit/bunny suit egghunt stories, but it was still pretty gross.

OOOOH! And also, the same girl once tried to get me to kiss her directly after spunking in her mouth. I told her no, but she kept trying, so I made her sleep on the couch.

 

[Prodigy746]

she took my shoes on my her way out of my house when i dumped her after s3xn her...yes we had s3x and then i told her it wasnt workin coz she kept crying after s3x..i dunno why..

these were not normal shoes..they were Alife kicks..very very rare to find high tops from Japan.

she took em and sent em back 2 days later ina box all f'd up using her dads weed cutter machine.

so i paid her younger brother 10 bucks to get me 2 of her fav brand new jimmy choo's and the louiv vutton bag i gave her..he did it..without telling her..didnt know what it was for..

and i gave one pair of choo's to one of my plates and another to another plate..gave the vuitton bag to my sister. it was still in its box..

she knows..she hates me..but it wont bring my shoes back.


but WHO!!! cuts up a set of fresh clean ALife high tops?! i mean..how could you get yourself to do somthing that horrible to pieces of art!

Before they were mauled!!!
http://www.woodysgarage.com/bpimages/products/17149.lg.jpg


i sat on my couch staring into the box for about 2 hours when i found the box she left for me outside....i think i may have teared..but....i need a kleenex now!

Oh for christ sake you sound like a girl....

I would never even consider being sad over shoes.