princelydeeds
Master Don Juan
So this guy from another forum wrote this, it was so funny I had to post it. This ends badly....
Well GD, I was working on my indoor garden and it brought me to cross paths with a gorgeous young lady at Home Depot. I didn't talk to her, but I looked her up online (she had her name on her apron) this afternoon and sent her this email. I don't expect to hear back from her, but I feel a lot better now that I wrote it. Have you ever done anything like that?
I know I probably should have talked to her there, or asked for her number. I know I probably sound like a weirdo, but I don't care. I don't remember the last time I did anything so exciting as writing a love letter to a stranger.
Hi ********-
I was buying some things around town today when I met you at Home Depot. I thought about talking to you, but I didn't want to disturb you while you were working. Also because I am kind of shy. I was walking toward the checkout when I noticed you, and I thought you were very cute. The thought distracted me and I dropped a 3/4'' PVC cap.
You called me over to your counter, and I got a closer look at you. I liked your hair and your glasses and your clothes. I dropped PVC parts all over the place. I noticed your perfume and I wanted to compliment you, but I didn't think that was appropiate for a stranger to tell a girl she smells nice. It's also kind of creepy, and that's not the first impression I wanted to make! While I was thinking about this I forgot how to work the debit card machine, and you had to coach me through it.
I hardly knew anything about you, but I was charmed. I thought about starting a conversation but I realized you were at work. After I got home, I decided to see if I could look you up. I didn't have myspace or any other such thing, but I decided to sign up so I could email you. I had to tell you that I think you are beautiful and that I would love to talk to you more.
I'm not easily smitten, but for some reason you struck a sweet note with me and it made my day.
It was lovely to meet you.
Bxxxxxx
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