Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Well fellas, this is my 200th post!
So I guess this makes me like a SuperDJ or something.
Well golly Gee!
It´s true, I am already feeling....different..
...Confidence, increasing.....
.....whats this?......
..........lingerie models are knocking on my door?
Wow!
But seriously, I have never posted a tip before and it just seems that now the time is ripe. I mean you have Pook with his Pookisms and Fingers with his bloody novels, so why cant I give it a shot?
Yes, my friends, the hour of your enlightenment has finally approached. Forget anything these so-called master DJs have taught you, for to walk my path, you must UNlearn what you have learned!
Without further ado, I bring you...
THE LOST ART
OF CROTCH-SNIFFING
Now, before you think this is a joke let me just say to all you haters out there, that you should try things in the field before you criticize them!
This is a very simple and effective System for attracting and seducing women. I was going to publish this thread as an e-book and sell it for $39.99, but I am smoking crack right now and feeling very generous for some reason.
So here it is...the Holy Grail of Seduction you have waited your whole life to see.
Yes, my dear reader, enjoy and marvel at its simplicity!
1. Open her by asking how often she showers. Not only is this a disarming opener, but it helps you screen for filthy skanks.
2. If she passes the opener, neg her for being an obssesive compulsive neat freak. This will get you attraction very quickly!
3. Get her to go on an insta-Date with you in the park so you can chat her up and get her comfortable enough for you to innocently lay your head on her lap.
4. Tell her you like her perfume to balance out the negs you gave her and deepen the rapport/trust factor as you set things up nicely for the next step
5. Run a "natural woman" pattern about how society tries to mask the real odors of humanity and how when you think about it, even farts are a beautiful thing.
6. Keep running the pattern and use some kino on her thigh as you turn your head slightly.
7. Do some "triangular gazing" at her crotch while distracting her with kino and pattern.
8. Go in for the kill and sniff that crotch, because we all know there are few smells more delectable than clean, juicy pvssy!
9. When she complains,screams or tries to mace you, tell her that its not your fault and that her crotch was just smelling so awesome and we should just stop this fighting and blame society for trying to hide our natural essences. She will admire your sparkling intelligence and get turned on again.
By the time you have finished running this routine, she will have been pushed through so many emotions that she will be ready for sex.
So to recap here is a full breakdown of my C.R.O.T.C.H. system
Crazy Shower Opener
Rip her with OCD Negs
Overcome resistance with InstaDate
Triangular Crotch Gazing (TCG)
Confuse her with the Natural Woman pattern
Have a sniff
Yes, yes... I know I am a genius.
No seriously please stop. You dont have to thank me my friends. Just knowing that I have helped a few of you find your way is a reward all its own.
Just remember what women really want...
"There is no finer gift than a real man who sniffs!"
Peace out playahs
The Sniff Master
So I guess this makes me like a SuperDJ or something.
Well golly Gee!
It´s true, I am already feeling....different..
...Confidence, increasing.....
.....whats this?......
..........lingerie models are knocking on my door?
Wow!
But seriously, I have never posted a tip before and it just seems that now the time is ripe. I mean you have Pook with his Pookisms and Fingers with his bloody novels, so why cant I give it a shot?
Yes, my friends, the hour of your enlightenment has finally approached. Forget anything these so-called master DJs have taught you, for to walk my path, you must UNlearn what you have learned!
Without further ado, I bring you...
THE LOST ART
OF CROTCH-SNIFFING
Now, before you think this is a joke let me just say to all you haters out there, that you should try things in the field before you criticize them!
This is a very simple and effective System for attracting and seducing women. I was going to publish this thread as an e-book and sell it for $39.99, but I am smoking crack right now and feeling very generous for some reason.
So here it is...the Holy Grail of Seduction you have waited your whole life to see.
Yes, my dear reader, enjoy and marvel at its simplicity!
1. Open her by asking how often she showers. Not only is this a disarming opener, but it helps you screen for filthy skanks.
2. If she passes the opener, neg her for being an obssesive compulsive neat freak. This will get you attraction very quickly!
3. Get her to go on an insta-Date with you in the park so you can chat her up and get her comfortable enough for you to innocently lay your head on her lap.
4. Tell her you like her perfume to balance out the negs you gave her and deepen the rapport/trust factor as you set things up nicely for the next step
5. Run a "natural woman" pattern about how society tries to mask the real odors of humanity and how when you think about it, even farts are a beautiful thing.
6. Keep running the pattern and use some kino on her thigh as you turn your head slightly.
7. Do some "triangular gazing" at her crotch while distracting her with kino and pattern.
8. Go in for the kill and sniff that crotch, because we all know there are few smells more delectable than clean, juicy pvssy!
9. When she complains,screams or tries to mace you, tell her that its not your fault and that her crotch was just smelling so awesome and we should just stop this fighting and blame society for trying to hide our natural essences. She will admire your sparkling intelligence and get turned on again.
By the time you have finished running this routine, she will have been pushed through so many emotions that she will be ready for sex.
So to recap here is a full breakdown of my C.R.O.T.C.H. system
Crazy Shower Opener
Rip her with OCD Negs
Overcome resistance with InstaDate
Triangular Crotch Gazing (TCG)
Confuse her with the Natural Woman pattern
Have a sniff
Yes, yes... I know I am a genius.
No seriously please stop. You dont have to thank me my friends. Just knowing that I have helped a few of you find your way is a reward all its own.
Just remember what women really want...
"There is no finer gift than a real man who sniffs!"
Peace out playahs
The Sniff Master
