The HUMAN LIE DETECTOR Routine

Daddy The Pimp

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Okey guys .

I was reading this article about how some people are like Human Lie Detectors .They detect if your lying by feeling your pulse , movement of your eye , your voice level and things like this . Anyway , it was boring and i didnt bother to read it all because something popped in my mind :D.

Human Lie Detector Routine

This routine is great because it can fit in everyones personality because it can be modified . Its also great great because you do many things with it .
You tease target
Demonstrate Higher Value [DHV] ,
Kino her ,
you eye contact her . And all this things can escalate to a kiss :D . Great , so this can be also kiss close :D

So here is the routine .

Open the set with " WHO LIES MORE OPENER " . Or to make it easier , open with any opener your comfortable . Then after some fluff talkin , just ask her who lies more .
She normally will say GUYS blla blla ...

(interupt her)

Tell her that you've read in a magazine that girls lie much more and about bigger things . Say: We lie about small things like Your ass dont look fat or something like this [C+F] but your girls lie about big things like The baby is yours .

Tell her your gonna test her if she's liar .Tell your can figure out when someone is lying [DHV]
Grab her hands and put your fingers in her wrists and pretend your feeling the pulse .[KINO]Tell her to keep eye contact with you .

And now , all you gotta do is ask some interesting/sexy/funny/provocative questions .

Ive used questions like :

1.Have you killed the victim ? [ in serious voice like she's going to prison after that but ]
2.Are you going to lie now ?
3.Do girls or guys lie more ?
4.What are you thinking right now ?
5.Do you think your are sexy ?
6.Do you like to get hit from guys ?



And some other BS questions . But remember , after each answer give her ****y and funny comment , tease her , misunderstand what she's saying , bust her balls , laugh at her and sh!t like this :D.

Common answers for the questions that ive asked up there ^ .

After she answers say for example :

1.I knew you were lying from begining , your going to prison .
2.Lol your lying again . Your gonna lie me on every question .
3.Again lying :cry: you feminist liar .
4.Oh your lying again . I knew you were thinking something nasty . Thats how your mind works :( . You nasty liar .
5.Her answer will probably be NO . Tell her its OK to tell what she's really thinking in funny voice .
6.Then why the hell are you wearing like this ?
1/2/3/4/5/6... Oh look , your pulse stopped , thats a bad sign .

And so continue on . You have all weapons . DHV , KINO , EYECONTACT . What the fvck do you want more ?? Try it . Field tested . If you dont get kiss youll at least make her laugh and build some crazy rapport .

PS:FEEL FREE TO COMMENT , PUT YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERS AND SUGGESTIONS . THANKS
 

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That sounds pretty damn smooth. Let's just hypothetically say she says girls are the bigger liars though - could screw it up a little no? Just throwing it in there, but do you think it would work as well?
 

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Adam said:
That sounds pretty damn smooth. Let's just hypothetically say she says girls are the bigger liars though - could screw it up a little no? Just throwing it in there, but do you think it would work as well?
No it wouldnt screw . If you say it in ****yfunny way it wont screw . Almost anything you say in confident or ****yfunny way will be appreciated .
 

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Very Nice!
 

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Nice, I am definitely going to try this and report back. Well, I guess I have to translate it first...
 

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Ok brothers :D , used it again :D .

Human Lie Detector Strikes Again :D:p .

Good reactions as always :D

I came up with some new questions :D .
I like them too much lol . I stole some from Mystery some from my mind some from ...


Questions :

1. Name 3 things that make you better from all other beautiful girls . Because , i think , BEAUTY its common .

She is going to qualify herself to you with this one
Your response after her answer : I knew you would say this :D , you never thought of this question didnt you. You always were like OHH IM GOODLOOKING , thats all i need . [teasing , said in CF way]


2. What you like in a guy ?
Usually she would say honesty , sincerity , nice guy blla blla . Your response : No i dont buy this

Or , i dont have any of these and you're all over me :D .

Or , upss , i dont have any of these , but i know you like me just because of my ass . Girls grab it all the time :S:p (sometimes , when you reached that fun lvl , she will reach your ass too and grab it )
[Golden Answer]

Other questions .

Are you going to hurt me ?:nervous:
Do you like cats or dogs more :D ?

etc etc etc .

Anyway i saw that , not all questions have to have funny response . No need



Also , you can see if she has BF with this one or not without being insecure . Just some indirect questions .

Alright guys , i served this , hope ur gonna use it . I used it many times , always great , funny and always got great results .

:up: DTP
 

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You think this routine can work, in a non-first meeting setting? I don't see why not but jw
 

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I'd only do this once the lady has some comfort level around you maybe 2nd or 3rd date.

1. State your full name. Response: Great you are doing good so far
2. Are you going to lie during this test? Response: I feel your pulse going up.. not a good start, lets keep going anyway.
3. Are you happy with your looks? Response: Hmm pulse going up AGAIN you're starting to stress now....
4. Is your name Jimi Hendrix? no. Response: that's good at least you know who you are.
5. Do you want to kiss me? well this is 50/50 if she says yes... well go for it, if she says no say something like "that's not what your pulse says" and go for it...

That's my customized version ;)

fake real question, test, neg, humor, action....
 

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Awesome post, definitely a low-stress easy approach for DJ's and DJ Squires alike.
 

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This is gold. I'll try it out when i get the chance and report back :D
 
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