The hotel conundrum

Bokanovsky

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Stay in a 2-room suite with separate bathrooms for him and her. Problem solved.
 

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I often wonder if Im the only one who gets miffed with the way hotels can kill the sexual vibe. You get to a nice hotel, the room is top notch, bed just the right height and firmness, linen fresh and crisp, and everything else in the room is impeccable. You have an absolute dime up in there with you for the weekend. You go to the bathroom and lo and behold, there is no toilet brush! Nothing turns me off more than seeing a woman’s poop streaks in the bog. Skiddies are an absolute mood killer for me. Why dont hotels ever provide loo brushes? Even the cheapest $1 ones (changed after each guest checks-out) could improve the hotel experience massively.
Simple solution: ask your date to bring a disposable toilet brush.
 

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I have never had a woman leave skid marks after using the bathroom...not sure how every woman you go to a hotel room with does haha
 

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I often wonder if Im the only one who gets miffed with the way hotels can kill the sexual vibe. You get to a nice hotel, the room is top notch, bed just the right height and firmness, linen fresh and crisp, and everything else in the room is impeccable. You have an absolute dime up in there with you for the weekend. You go to the bathroom and lo and behold, there is no toilet brush! Nothing turns me off more than seeing a woman’s poop streaks in the bog. Skiddies are an absolute mood killer for me. Why dont hotels ever provide loo brushes? Even the cheapest $1 ones (changed after each guest checks-out) could improve the hotel experience massively.
That's what her toothbrush is for.
 
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