The hotel conundrum

[SirBigBell]

I often wonder if Im the only one who gets miffed with the way hotels can kill the sexual vibe. You get to a nice hotel, the room is top notch, bed just the right height and firmness, linen fresh and crisp, and everything else in the room is impeccable. You have an absolute dime up in there with you for the weekend. You go to the bathroom and lo and behold, there is no toilet brush! Nothing turns me off more than seeing a woman’s poop streaks in the bog. Skiddies are an absolute mood killer for me. Why dont hotels ever provide loo brushes? Even the cheapest $1 ones (changed after each guest checks-out) could improve the hotel experience massively.

 

[Lookatu]

What kind of women do you invite over or what kind of things do you feed them? LOL

Never had this issue before. I would be repulsed if a woman I was with left some treasures in the toilet.

 

[SirBigBell]

What kind of women do you invite over or what kind of things do you feed them? LOL

Never had this issue before. I would be repulsed if a woman I was with left some treasures in the toilet.

Nature at some point takes its course, its inevitable. If im checking into a hotel and then inviting a bird over, i will go to Asda (Walmart) and just buy the cheapest brush they’ve got and place it in there before she arrives. Skid-marks really destroy attraction for me. They may not be a big deal for some guys, but to me they are a deal breaker.

 

[Serenity]

I can never remember having noticed whether or not there's a toilet brush in hotel rooms, but I'm definitely going to remember this post and check the next time

 

[Atom Smasher]

LOL I've never dealt with this. I'd imagine that a bad smell following her out of the bathroom would kill it for me.

As far as skid marks go, thankfully I've been spared.

 

[jimwho]

Get warm water running in the lav with soap & towel ready. Wod of tp in hand, flush while pushing away skid. Wash up.
Open door "say" WOMAN get yer azss in the shower, tell her If I'm going to be rummaging around in the basement, all I want to smell is Irish-spring and fresh trout. Oh, and take that stupid nose ring off!

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

So, you expect her to use the toilet brush to clean up her own skidmarks?

How exactly do you bring that up?

Or do you expect to see the skidmarks and then clean them with your Walmart toilet brush, and NOT be put off?

 

[SirBigBell]

So, you expect her to use the toilet brush to clean up her own skidmarks?

How exactly do you bring that up?

Or do you expect to see the skidmarks and then clean them with your Walmart toilet brush, and NOT be put off?

Hotel bathrooms frustratingly dont have toilet brushes, like we all do in our toilets at home. By me placing a Walmart brush in the hotel room toilet, i’d expect her to use it if she skids, just as she would ordinarily do in her own bathroom at home.

Currently if you or her skid at night, you gotta wait for the cleaning team to come in and sort it out the following morning. Its madness. These hotel chains are missing a trick somewhere.

 

[Jor-El]

Well.I suppose turning up for the hotel date weilding a bog brush instead of flowers,is,erm,different.Might take some explaining....."hey,you look great,shall we get some champagne ? BTW,if you go for a dump....."

 

[Billtx49]

OP, It’s been my experience with the decent quality US hotels I’ve stayed at is they all have high capacity commercial grade toilets that eliminate any undesirable flush problems.

 

[deBrito]

1st world problems.

 

[RickTheToad]

I often wonder if Im the only one who gets miffed with the way hotels can kill the sexual vibe. You get to a nice hotel, the room is top notch, bed just the right height and firmness, linen fresh and crisp, and everything else in the room is impeccable. You have an absolute dime up in there with you for the weekend. You go to the bathroom and lo and behold, there is no toilet brush! Nothing turns me off more than seeing a woman’s poop streaks in the bog. Skiddies are an absolute mood killer for me. Why dont hotels ever provide loo brushes? Even the cheapest $1 ones (changed after each guest checks-out) could improve the hotel experience massively.

This is what upsets you about hotels? Really??

 

[Romanemp22]

Wait, women takes sh1t?

 

[Barrister]

I often wonder if Im the only one who gets miffed with the way hotels can kill the sexual vibe. You get to a nice hotel, the room is top notch, bed just the right height and firmness, linen fresh and crisp, and everything else in the room is impeccable. You have an absolute dime up in there with you for the weekend. You go to the bathroom and lo and behold, there is no toilet brush! Nothing turns me off more than seeing a woman’s poop streaks in the bog. Skiddies are an absolute mood killer for me. Why dont hotels ever provide loo brushes? Even the cheapest $1 ones (changed after each guest checks-out) could improve the hotel experience massively.

This can’t be a serious post. I’ve had women admit to me before that they will actually hold a sh1t in and die before they would sh1t in front/around a date. I would imagine most women, unless it is an outright emergency or are an LTR and super comfortable around you, are not going to be dropping a deuce at a hotel on a date. Worst case I suppose take your own toilet brush with you.

 

[RickTheToad]

Wait, women takes sh1t?

No. the anal canal in females is for options during sex; nothing else. Do I stick it into slot 1 or slot 2 today??

 

[Romanemp22]

No. the anal canal in females is for options during sex; nothing else. Do I stick it into slot 1 or slot 2 today??

Toss a coin to decide brother

 

[Serenity]

So, you expect her to use the toilet brush to clean up her own skidmarks?

Of course?! Women generally care more about what others think of them than men do. What type of woman doesn't erase her own skidmark? What would people think of her?

In my experience a large number of women turn on the tap at full blast to conceal the sounds of their perfectly natural human functions, if they even remotely suspect someone can hear it. That's how much they care about how others perceive them. Here you are asking how to get most women to conceal what they did on that toilet? Any woman who doesn't is a freak and they all know it.

It's harder to convince them not to hide the evidence of their toilet visits.

 

[SW15]

I have never once thought of this.

 

[RickTheToad]

Of course?! Women generally care more about what others think of them than men do. What type of woman doesn't erase her own skidmark? What would people think of her?

In my experience a large number of women turn on the tap at full blast to conceal the sounds of their perfectly natural human functions, if they even remotely suspect someone can hear it. That's how much they care about how others perceive them. Here you are asking how to get most women to conceal what they did on that toilet? Any woman who doesn't is a freak and they all know it.

It's harder to convince them not to hide the evidence of their toilet visits.

Very true. I sometimes walk around with my right nut hanging out.. Doesn't bother me.. Shows character...

 

[Lookatu]

Of course?! Women generally care more about what others think of them than men do. What type of woman doesn't erase her own skidmark? What would people think of her?

In my experience a large number of women turn on the tap at full blast to conceal the sounds of their perfectly natural human functions, if they even remotely suspect someone can hear it. That's how much they care about how others perceive them. Here you are asking how to get most women to conceal what they did on that toilet? Any woman who doesn't is a freak and they all know it.

It's harder to convince them not to hide the evidence of their toilet visits.

I agree.

Hell, even one of my plates doesn't even go number2 unless she thinks I'm sleeping or waits for me to leave. LOL

And she does turn on the water full blast to mask her peeing noise. LOL

It's funny in Japan, they got toilets in public with a noise button that you push to hide your fart/pee/poop sounds. LOL