The garlic breath story (read it for a laugh at least). Help me out.

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Ok here's the story.

My sister had some friends over, and so did i. One of her friends is really hot, single, and i like her. We hung out and talked a lot. We had fun talking to each other. I could tell she was into me too.

My mates came over and we have this little tradition. We make food with meat and I make the most extreme garlic sauce possible. Really, it is heavier then getting shot in the face; with a cannon. If i tried to sell it, it would probably be illegal because i honestly believe it could kill people. It's fawking insane shyte.

Now, suddenly this idea pops up we all should go to the local bar. The origional idea was me and my friends (all dudes) go to the bar and my sis+friends (all chicks) stay at home and chill there.. Yea... you guys feel it coming. We all went there and everyone i talked to (a lot of friends where also at that bar) told me i reeked extremely out my mouth. I drank 3 glasses of pure whiskey, brushed my teeth and ate chewing gum before that... can you imagine.

The whole evening i was drinking lots of beer and having fun with my good friends. I talked a lot with the girl too, and at one point she really leaned forward to me (showing some very nice clevage) and looked me seductively in the eyes while talking. But there it stopped... i knew i had this awful stench out my mouth so i didn't made any moves. I normally would have. I still kick myself for the fact that i ate the sauce that night.

Soowww... i got her IM address for a while now, but she isn't online much. I won't have a problem getting her number though trough that. I know i should had asked for it that night, but my sister was also there. She doesn't like if i mess around with her friends. I was also sh|t housed at the end which also doesn't really help (after i was aware that i didn't have any chance anyway that night, i just started tanking). Plus, my game isn't optimal when my sister or other family members are around. It just weirds me out... i dunno why.


SO. What next? Gimme some IM advice because i never did a lot of that stuff, i'm more of an old school dude. Also, this is a really pretty girl, i'd say she's a 9 and she knows it. She's also a party animal, and goes out every week. A lot of guys are after her, so time is a problem here. The funny thing is, i'm actually nervous, something i haven't had since a long time around girls. I am not in love, but it's close.
 

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2 way street = She loves you back.

True love also goes much farther than the Physical. It looks beyond deficiencies and issues, (hey your not perfect either.) If you have sex with her then loose interest, you were never in love with her.
 

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snowdog said:
my sister was also there. She doesn't like if i mess around with her friends
All those other guys that are going after her are fishing while you have the ultimate bait: Your sister.

Your sister is her friend and you are going backwards and getting her IM number. Use your sister to get to her. It doesn't matter if your sister doesn't like if you mess with her friends, she is YOUR SISTER (the ultimate wingwoman, it doesn't get better then this) she needs to help you out! (or bribe her with a favour that should also work).
 

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It sucks when your sis is cool, but she has no girlfriends. (She gets life and is sane so to speak, at 18. Many of her friends are still going through that highschool bullshiat and are as trustworthy as a balsa wood bridge.) Guess it might get better with age lol.
 

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DJDamage said:
All those other guys that are going after her are fishing while you have the ultimate bait: Your sister.

Your sister is her friend and you are going backwards and getting her IM number. Use your sister to get to her. It doesn't matter if your sister doesn't like if you mess with her friends, she is YOUR SISTER (the ultimate wingwoman, it doesn't get better then this) she needs to help you out! (or bribe her with a favour that should also work).
Hmm well, I'll try asking. I haven't even told her. Can you be alittle more specific? I never went for friends of my sister. Honestly, my sis is one of the sweetest persons I know in the world and i respect her a lot. But when it comes to this, she can turn into an evil biotch. And to be honest, she has the right to. A year ago one of my best friends (whom i knew since we where toddlers) wanted to hook up with her. I hated every minute of it, and the reason it didn't happen was probably because I made it clear to both of them that I didn't like it at all. I mean come on, my best friend (who is by the way a total fucque machine) I have known all my life and my sis (who is 17 and a virgin)? No way.


2 way street = She loves you back.

True love also goes much farther than the Physical. It looks beyond deficiencies and issues, (hey your not perfect either.) If you have sex with her then loose interest, you were never in love with her.
Oh yea... haha. I got words mixed up there, my first language isn't English. A crush is indeed the right definition. God... I can't stop thinking about her. Last time i had that shyte I was 12 or something. This is bad. She just has this really cute face and an amazing body. I would be a very happy man if i could hook up with her.


Another question. What do you fella's think i should suggest as a first date? Remember, this girl likes to party (she kept up pretty good with me drinking at the bar, and believe me: that's something). I love taking a girl to the movies (Pirates of the carrebean 3 is just out, a nice long movie), but ya know... she might even find that boring/a cliché. Do you have some good suggestions for me?


By the way, i'll keep posting in this thread my progress.

I got on IM with her today. We had a loose conversation about what we did this weekend. It went well enough I thought. Just when I was about to ask her out she told me she had to leave for dinner. Sucks... I backed out because I like to take my time, especially when I want to ask someone out on a date. I think asking that quickly at the time she tells me she has to leave makes it sound desperate. I can tell she's used to guys chasing after her (like her not being overly enthousiastic on everything i say, and i'm a charming fella). If I talk to her on IM tomorrow, I won't wait long to ask it.

I met another girl at a party last weekend. I'd say she's a good 7, almost an 8. There we had a nice conversation, but she had to leave early because the friend she was with had to be at home before 24.00 because she was a christian and it was on a saturday....ya.... We talk alot trough IM and i can tell she is really into me. She's one of those insecure chicks that puts her hooks into a guy instantly. I could easily take take advantage of this and take her on a date. I normally would do that in a heartbeat, but i'm currently focusing more on the first girl (yes, it's that bad). I don't wanna be an a-hole and break her heart if i hook up with the first one after we've been on a date. Especially cause most dates end up in making out/screwing for me.
 

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IM0001 said:
It sucks when your sis is cool, but she has no girlfriends. (She gets life and is sane so to speak, at 18. Many of her friends are still going through that highschool bullshiat and are as trustworthy as a balsa wood bridge.) Guess it might get better with age lol.
My sis never really had that, nor did her friends. Funny stuff. The whole 'cheerleader' atmosphere with the 'cool' and 'uncool' people in high-schools is something typically American it seems. The group thing is everywhere, but not to an extreme degree as in America.
 

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Ok i got on MSN with her today. It was a conversation that lasted 2 minutes and then she told me she had to leave. I told her wait and said something in the lines of: "I wanna go see the new pirates of the carrebean movie, i was planning on going anyway tomorrow. You should come with me".

She says won't it be weird cause you're the brother of my friend bla bla bla... I tell her it won't be.

She tells me she has to learn stuff and her grandpa is in the hospital so she's not sure (those are valid reasons in my book). I tell her she should gimme her number and i would talk to her later about it.

She gives her number to me but she tells me she's not sure if she can come. I tell her that's okay and i'll call her.

We say goodbye with those little MSN kiss emoticons. (end of conversation)


Ok, that went rather well i thought. I'll either call her or send a text message tomorrow. What if she can't make it, should i suggest another day? I made the mistake before to sound too needy with another chick. I was like "you pick any time and date you want", and she was like "oh i dunno, i don't care", which i answered with "I dunno and care either". After that an akward silence followed. Yea... it ended there. I sucked back then.
 

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SO. What next? Gimme some IM advice because i never did a lot of that stuff, i'm more of an old school dude.
My advice? Stay old school.

And keep your mouth fresh if you know you are going out and talk with people.
 

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I talked to my sister about it and she was totally cool about it to my suprise. She told me she would tell that to her too. The next day the girl told my sister that she thought i was a nice guy, but she didn't see me as partner/boyfriend material. My sis reported that back to me but i called her anyway. I got the same story, she was kinda distant and told me the same thing. Oh well, more fish in the sea i guess although this totally sucks. She gave me a totally different vibe that friday, i thought she was into me then.

Do you guys think it would have went differently if i made a move that day and wasn't smelling like ****?
 

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What you thought she thought of you and what she actually thought of you were completely different. You guys "hung out and talked a lot" but something tells me she already put you in the friends zone. Maybe you should reevaluate your interest meter.
 

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Well, before the 'garlic' night, i only met her once. It was when i drove her, my sister and a bunch of other friends of her out of town to the metro, they went clubbing. It was a favor i did (i think driving is fun, so i didn't care), I'm the only one with a drivers liscense. And that was like, a 20-minute drive and she was in the back, we didn't communicate at all. We had some eye contact trough the rear-view mirror and maybe spoke a few words during the drive but that was it.

About this 'friends zone' thing... how long does it usually take before you get in there, and is that always true? Like the thing isn't a myth? All the stories i've heard is once you are in there, you don't get out easily if ever. Having a crush on someone and not be able to hook up with that person sucks... i need to get that shyte out of my head.
 

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Infact, i have a different target now, at the gym. I have had loads of eye contact and flirting all the time... she even walks up to me to start a conversation every now and then. I can tell from the way she acts that she likes me, or atleast she pretends she does... Some dude told me she has a boyfriend though... should that hold me back?
 
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