The Don Juan Survival Kit

[ThisGuy]

Every DJ has to always look and feel his best in order to keep his game up.I would like to asemble a list of items that EVERY DJ should have with him at all times. In your replies plese list any items that you think should be here as well, and I will add them. Keep in mind that this is a "survival kit" and should only contain small quantities of each. Most of the items are basic, but needed. Remember, feel free to add!
Sleek Cell (Phone)
Mirror
Deodorant Spray
Comb
Small Bottle of Cologne
$50
Condoms
Lube
Breath Mints
Copy of the DJ Bible

 

[Derek Flint]

Condoms.

Money for a Motel room.

 

[Cappy da pimp]

A nice pen. Not a little stic pen but I nice pen that says Im important and Im somebody.

 

[frivolousz21]

Sleek Cell (Phone)
Mirror
Deodorant Spray
Comb
Small Bottle of Cologne
$50


I have broke ass cingular phone

I have no use for a mirror

I am fresh when I leave!

I shave my head low

I agree on the cologne..as well as keep spray deoderant in the car.

and no money use debit

 

[MindOverMatter]

condoms, KY jelly, and some beef jerky in case u get hungry afterwards.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

1. Personality
2. Charisma
3. Sense of humor
4. Confidence
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   Each is inexpensive and won't weigh down your pockets.

 

[jprjrjr]

Beef Jerky..bwhahahahaha

 

[ThisGuy]

Updated!

 

[chill]

the mirror would help, but id feel like a little girl checking to see how i look in a pocket mirror.

 

[Oxide]

Whoa..a lot of useless things..

No need for a pen if you got a cell phone..

No need for a mirror and a comb.. use your hands while in the bathroom. (for your hair, fool!)

Cologne - put it on BEFORE you leave, not while you are out. Unless you keep a bottle in a car, that works too.

Deodorant - only in the car.


Lube- no. use her juice or your spit.

beef jerky- wtf?! yeah munch on that then kiss her...see what happens.

$50 - sometimes less, sometimes more.. i wouldnt keep it over $40 but have plastic with you,


condoms - 2 and more in the car.. NEVER carry just one condom.. many many many times it breaks..and then what?

I carry my cell, my wallet with condoms and the keys to my car...you dont need to carry 10lbs of weight when going out

As for Franciso's list.. useless

 

[SexPDX]

Don't get a "nice pen", carry one or two cheap ones on you. If you get a nice pen you will eventually lose it and you will feel like an idoit for having spent so much money on such a stupid thing. Trust me, I did this a long time ago.

-PDX

 

[Jay-X]

i don't have enough room in my pockets to carry all that stuff with me... i usually carry just my mobile, my palm computer, a bus ticket and some money... the rest is confidence

EDIT: and as that guy said... breath mints... just in case

 

[NewMan]

Breath Mints.

 

[xblitz44x]

A printed version of the bible. That way if you get nervous, you can flip open your handle Bible Binder and read one of Pook's posts to give you enough confidence. Easy.

 

[ThisGuy]

This is a list of stuff you should keep in your car, in a suitcase when you travel, etc. Yes, put cologne on before you leave, but what if you decide to pull an all-nighter somewhere, eh? That is what this list is for, being able to keep your game on when something unexpected happens: an earthquake, tsunami, lava flow, hurricane, etc.

 

[xblitz44x]

Also, pack a slave. That way you can have him fetch your target a drink. And maybe a midget so that if there is that "awkward silence" you can play midget tossing.

 

[spider_007]

Why not just carie a freaking purse.

i have trouble keeping track of my wallet and my cell, what the hell would i do with a mirror.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Oxide
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As for Franciso's list.. useless

What? You can't afford it?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by NewMan
Breath Mints.

Why? So she can say "Is that a roll of Certs in your pocket or are you glad to see me?"

That would be fvcked up if you weren't carrying any! :crackup:

 

[Oxide]

What? You can't afford it?

Haha, why would i pay for things i was born with? Plus we all know it is ALL ABOUT THE CAR, JEWELERY and THE BIBLE.

I know me and blitz always walk around packing a bible.