The DJ (stupid) approach challenge.

Jay Jay

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Recently I have been having an urge to push the boundaries and do some dumb ****.

Anyone wanna engage in a kind of weird social experiment? I'm thinking that every week/month we have a different approach challenge?

People can post ideas for the challenge and then we can set up a poll and whatever the most popular challenge is the challenge of the month. If you have the balls you can give it a go.

Examples:

number closing a policewoman (preferably one who has pulled you over).

open a girl jogging with an ipod in.

approach ten girls talking like a pirate.

get a girl on a date to a garbage dump.

go to a night club dressed like (and dance like) MC hammer and get photos of three honnies you opened.

Not only could we have some hilarious stories but we might actually be able to push the boundaries and add something to this culture which doesn;t seem to have had any good ideas for a while.

I dunno... Just an idea I had.

Anyone wanna play?

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This is an awesome idea. I think we should do the police woman idea. I got a tweak for you though.

It has to be one you who pulled you over. And if its a male policeman, you can win by getting him to go sarging with you/be your wingman for a night. :rockon:
 

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ValleyDJing said:
This is an awesome idea. I think we should do the police woman idea. I got a tweak for you though.

It has to be one you who pulled you over. And if its a male policeman, you can win by getting him to go sarging with you/be your wingman for a night. :rockon:
Or you could try to game the policeman for some practice, and maybe "get off" with a warning. /sarcasm off

This does sound like a good idea. Just imagine trying to F Close at the dump.
 

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But wait...we're going to purposely speed to....wait a second!

Officer: You DO know you were going 20 over?
Me: Well yes, I was bet that I have to get pulled over and I'd have to pickup the officer, or get him to be my wing. Say...I think I've seen you before, what bars do you hit up.

lol....
 

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I've got one for you:

Not only hit on, but really try to seduce, a man.
 

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I've always wanted to try this blind date routine I thought of a while back, but I never did. Would love to see what kind of a reaction it got.

Basically (and this would probably work better with someone you've already been talking to for a little while and "know") you tell her that you have the PERFECT guy to set her up and try to convince her that she should go on a blind date. If she balks just tell her to trust you.

Then, when it's date night, YOU show up wearing sunglasses and a cane as her "blind date".
 

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While we are on absurd pick-up attempts, you should try to game cancer patients. Or someone could just run up, smack the living bejeesus out of a girl and try to make up for it with your game. Maybe you could find a sadist that way.
 

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Go up to a girl, strip down to your boxer shorts and run your game as normal. lol
 

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Vypros said:
Go up to a girl, strip down to your boxer shorts and run your game as normal. lol
Game in a trench-coat. But truthfully, this next one is going to take the cake...

Rent an all-white van, drive up to a playground and just park. Get out in the trench-coat and start talking to some kids. Try to invite them inside of your van, and when their moms come over and pull them away, try to game the mom. It's all about the set-up people.
 

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Mayfly said:
Game in a trench-coat. But truthfully, this next one is going to take the cake...

Rent an all-white van, drive up to a playground and just park. Get out in the trench-coat and start talking to some kids. Try to invite them inside of your van, and when their moms come over and pull them away, try to game the mom. It's all about the set-up people.
lol

I'm sorry, but your suggestions seem kind of creepy to me.
 

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Vypros said:
lol

I'm sorry, but your suggestions seem kind of creepy to me.
Yeah man. I am just coming up with absurd situations like trying to take a date to a dump. I would never honestly suggest gaming in a trench-coat or trying to pick up moms after trying to talk to their children while waiting outside of a white van. They are kind of creepy, but if tomorrow, someone has a FR after gaming with a white van, I will take full kudos.
 

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lol, or you could take her to a daycare and ask her, which one do you want? And then go up to the caretaker and ask them how much for....that one.

:crackup:

(if she's still with you after that, she's solidly Interested, lol)
 

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You could always ask a girl out and after a couple of dates ask her what would she do if you were "locked up" for an extended period of time. If she says that she will wait around, go commit a felony and then see. If your game works, and your arse isn't stretched, a couple years later, you got yourself a keeper.
 

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Just like the 50 Cent song.

*If I got locked up for a quarter century, would you be there to support me mentally*
 

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There's a difference between growing and developing as a man, and regressing back into a juvenile, and stupid state. Look at the list again and see which description better fits the list you've just outlined.

Thick
 

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The idea for this thread is pretty funny with the idea of taking a date to a dump or something like that, so I figured to add to the absurdity. I would love to see someone do some of these and bring back a FR.
 

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The "blind date" idea is hilarious!

How about going in a store, and opening a girl with that opener, "would you ever date a guy who is handicapped?"

When she says yes, go get one of the wheelchairs from front of the store, sit in it, go back to the same girl, and proceed to run game on her.

Yeah, this thread is absurd, but hey, life is too short to be serious all the time.
 
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