The Blitzkrieg

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The Blitzkrieg Strategy

Hello once again, my brothers. I was reading a few articles near my running trail and an idea came into my mind that would prove to be very good. What happened was that I was reading the Gunwitch Method, Gunwitch Method 2 and Another article and it got me thinking, "there must be a more in-depth speed seduction method" because in the latter article the OP said "I just do my normal routine and I **** her.". That got me thinking, what is this routine? How does it work? How can I learn it? :confused: Then I sat down, got my neurons all worked up, and I came up with a seemingly flawless strategy. I call it The Blitzkrieg. This is because when you use this tactic on a woman, unbeknownst to her, you are actually waging a secret "lightning war" to get into her panties, as this technique should not take more than 1 hour to complete. I usually do not adhere to such ``step by step`` strategies because every situation is different and there are many variables, but this one seems to work almost anywhere and is pretty fluid, but if you notice a negative response early in this technique, simply say, "Well I must be going, have a nice day." and walk away or if the negative response happens later casually look at your watch and say "Oh man its (insert time)! Sorry, I have to go right now...Hey give me you number and we will continue this sometime." or just say the first half of that and exit stage right. Now, before I begin I would like to make something very clear: This technique is pretty bold and is not to be used by someone who is not confident in his "Speed Seduction" abilities already. You must also have the ability to come off as genuine and natural as possible (think professional actor) and be nice looking. In fact, I would not even recommend attempting this if you are not a relatively attractive guy (At least a 7.5 or so.) You cannot look "ugly", "creepy", "fugly", ect. This is because you will be moving extremely fast to get inside her panties and she must therefore have a physical attraction for you (I do realize that women vary widely in there "attractive guy scales" but you should know if you have the right features for this "mission"). There will be a relatively short amount of time for her to see the mental aspect of your being, so don`t count on the whole theory of "Its on the inside that counts." Those are basically the only two stipulations to this method: You must be relatively physically attractive and you must come off as natural as possible. If not, oh well there are other methods you can use, go off this page now and find them...."fugly" lmao.

Ok, for all of you confident relatively attractive guys out there here is the strategy in its entirety-

1. Pick a target who is stationary and alone

2. Attain a relatively close physical proximity to your target

3. Have an "Accident". What this means is for you to do something that will cause your target to look directly at you. Use common sense with this one. Drop something you are holding that will not break, stumble while walking, ect. Know that there is a tremendous difference between a minor accident and you looking as though you are in the middle of a midlife crisis.

4. Immediately following your "accident", make eye contact with your target, smile, and casually remark, "Look what you made me do. Then wait for her response

5. Responses will vary, but they should typically follow along the lines of: "Oh, I`m sorry", "What did I do?", "Huh?", ect.

6. After she responds, look into her eyes again, smile and casually say, "Well if you hadn`t of distracted me by looking so attractive, maybe I would have paid more attention to what I was doing."

7. At this point be observant. Judge her reaction to your statement and read her body language towards you.

8. If you observe a positive response, say, "Anyways, why do you look so nice today? You and your boyfriend must be going out on a date later on right?"

9. If she says "I don`t have a boyfriend." Or if seducing other guy`s girlfriends, fiancés, or wives is your "thing", respond with, "Well, congratulations, you just made a new friend. My name is *Insert your first AND last name*(or make one up). "

10. Now immediately after she reveals her name, engage her in conversation. Ask her the typical questions (i.e. "Are you from around here?" "Where do you work/go to school?", "Can we have sex later on today?" I am kidding about that last one. In fact, stay well away from sexual, relationship, dating, or "Bad news" topics altogether. Keep it neutral and reveal a few small details about yourself (Or make them up). Use open body language, light kino, a neg hit, and do not allow this "small talk and banter" to last more than a few minutes.

11. After those few minutes of conversation are up, say "Hey, come on, let`s walk and talk, because I really need the exercise." Then start to walk away. If she does not follow, leave her and go scouting for a new target.

12. Now, assuming she is walking with you, make a few perceptive comments about your environment, like *looking obviously at the sky* "Heh, you know every time I look at the sky I get the feeling that all those wonderful colors have been painted up there by a majestic artist..What do you think?" *smile at her* and use some light kino.

13. Also, a little while after you`ve been "walking and talking", you should start to initiate more intimate kino, make more subtle sexual advances, and direct your talk in a more philosophical way that will produce emotional reactions and feelings. (i.e. you saying something about massages and giving a good description and asking "have you ever had one?" and her saying "Yes, it felt great!!" or if she says no, offer to give her one "One day" just don`t tell her it will be in about 15 minutes.) Let her do most of the talking and try to direct your talk in a way that will make her feel special, make her feel as though you chose walk with her because she is so interesting and so different than any other girl you have met...Yeah I know :yawn:

14. When she starts to accept your subtle advances or makes some of her own begin to look, not so obviously, for a secluded/isolated area.

15. Once spotted, gravitate towards that area. When you arrive at your destination tell her that you "are tired of walking" and that you "would like to take a short break" Sit down on something or wherever you can then look around and say, "This is a wonderful place to rest." Now if you have massage skills now is the time to use them. Tell her to sit down and you`ll give her that massage you promised her. If you have no skills of that nature, as soon as you see an animal, feign minor distress and say "Wow, that`s not cool." Then when she asks why or what happened, say that you saw an animal that reminds you of the "tiny puppy" you had a few weeks ago. (Here is where the acting skills come into play.) Look at the ground and spin a elaborate emotional tale about how this "tiny puppy" (yes, say tiny) ate something that it wasn`t supposed to, how you took him or her to the vet and stayed the whole night with it, how everything seemed to be ok so you were allowed to take it home and soon after you got there something "didn`t feel right" and the next morning you went to go play with it, only the puppy didn`t move when you "pick it up to give it a good morning hug". Then continue to say how you cried for two days straight and still get emotional because you that incident. Feign grief once again and asked her in a low voice "I`m sorry, but can I have a hug?" (It is imperative that you keep a straight sad face and look sincere!!) Give her a long, deep hug, break off from it, look directly into her eyes and say, "This is weird?" wait for her to say "what`s weird?" then reply (just like this, pauses and everything) "?I don`t?usually?open up like this?" then look directly into her eyes, tilt her chin up and kiss her.

16. After about a minute or two of kissing, break it off and look into her eyes again and tell her with feeling and a lustful passion, "Have you ever met someone and instantly felt such a complete attraction for them that you feel you just have to do something about it? It`s the kind of feeling that you just have to show them passion, and you know that even if you never see them again, that you will be happy with all of your choices and you`ll always cherish the memories?" Then bite on your bottom lip lightly (for added effect) and while still looking into her eyes, take one of her hands in yours, and place it on your (at least it should be lol) erect penis.

17. If you get any sort of positive reaction, resume kissing her and move on swiftly into a sexual act. (I.e. take off your shirt or hers, pull down your pant or hers, pull up her skirt, pull out your penis, put your hand down her pants, ect. Use you imagination.

18. Congratulations, if you followed everything to this step, you just sniped some girl`s panties in less then 1 hour. I guess they don't call this speed seduction for nothing, eh? ;)

19. Remember to take this as far as she will go, as fast as she will go. "Make the ho say no" so to speak. Plus, look on the bright side of things, even if you don`t end up having actual sex with her, what do you have better to do than to kiss/finger pop some hottie? When it`s over just collect her phone number and use your skills to bed her in the future, if you want to. What have you got to lose??

Well that`s it. I hope I have satisfied your potential inquires. Good luck with this, and all of your future conquests. Have a nice day.
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kraytkiller

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.... Cool movie script bro.

But seriously, very elaborate plan. Dont know about the puppy story part though, seems rather...feminine... plus it'd take considerable acting skills to pull off, like you mentioned.

I'd need to see this in action to take it seriously...
 

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And so we see just where your hand is hidden: your pants.
 

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but loyaltie is the most important !!!!!!!! why?

When im on this site I FKING HATE WOMEN
but when i see them im back to normal again
 

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Wolf said:
I suspect you never tried this ;)
I suspect your suspicions are correct. This is more of a "Theory", something that popped into my head. It all seemed to work out on paper huh? I just wanted to get feedback on it before I 'took the plunge', so to speak. :)


Seer said:
And so we see just where your hand is hidden: your pants.
No, very incorrect. I do not masterbate. (Unlike 99% of the guys on this planet)*

*= No actual data to support this claim, only my thoughts.


BananaSmile said:
but loyaltie is the most important !!!!!!!! why?

When im on this site I FKING HATE WOMEN
but when i see them im back to normal again
That random post made no sense, and besides you should not 'hate' anyone. If you do you will chain yourself here for a long time. Enough of that, now staying on topic is appreciated. If not, post elsewhere.
 

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Wolf said:
1. Pick a target who is stationary and alone

2. Attain a relatively close physical proximity to your target

3. Have an "Accident". What this means is for you to do something that will cause your target to look directly at you. Use common sense with this one. Drop something you are holding that will not break, stumble while walking, ect. Know that there is a tremendous difference between a minor accident and you looking as though you are in the middle of a midlife crisis.

4. Immediately following your "accident", make awkward darting eye contact with your target, smile, and remark, "L-l-l-ook what y-y-you made me d-d-d-do. Then wait for her response

5. Responses will vary, but they should typically follow along the lines of: "... ... ...", "What did you just say?... ..." "What did I do?! LOL" (hope for 3rd option)

6. After she responds, look into her eyes for half a second again, smile nervously and awkwardly say, "Well if you hadn`t of distracted me by- *pu55y out*, I dunno."

7. At this point be observant. Judge her reaction to your statement and read her body language towards you in the millisecond you can bear to look at her.

8. If you observe a positive response miraculously, say, "ha... ... sooooo..."

9. If she says "I don`t have a boyfriend." Or if seducing other guy`s girlfriends, fiancés, or wives is your "thing", respond with, "Oh... cool... ... "
Funny. This is possible, but thats why I had the 'stipulations' in the beginning. And if your that 'unconfidant' why would you be talking to women anyway. You are witty yourself man, lol :p
 
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