The anal shock & awe

[Red Oke]

Open with "Hey I've heard you've got the most pleasurable butthole for me"
I can't try it cuz relationship.

 

[DonJuanjr]

Okay... Whose alternate account is this? Fess up now!

 

[corrector]

That may get a more nasty reaction then saying hello.

 

[lgbs2004]

That's a more nasty version of the "Apocalypse Opener"

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Uhh...OK.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Seriously what’s up with the trololols lately?

Next from a new member account:

“Hey what do you guys think about braiding my anal hair?”

 

[The Duke]

Is this Mode 1.A for anal?

 

[Atom Smasher]

Open with "Hey I've heard you've got the most pleasurable butthole for me"
I can't try it cuz relationship.

That’s an excellent opener. I’ve used it many times.

 

[bat soup]

Open with "Hey I've heard you've got the most pleasurable butthole for me"
I can't try it cuz relationship.

For added hilarity, say it at work.

 

[Atom Smasher]

For added hilarity, say it at work.

To your boss

 

[CollegeMan22]

Mode One is unstoppable. It radiates sheer masculinity. OP is clearly a Mode Two man. True Mode One behavior is going up behind a girl at the beach and saying, “Hey, I see your butthole under your panties. Let me in!”. That is how you demand what you want. Become the Chad you were meant to be and embrace Mode One.

 

[zekko]

To your boss

Just be ready to deliver the goods, just in case.

By the way, IIRC you took your nickname from the old DC hero. I saw Black Adam recently, and the legacy version of Atom Smasher is featured in the movie, made me think of you.

 

[SargeMaximus]

You know you’re doing something right when people start trying to discredit you en masse. In this case it’s Mode One but same principle applies

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Is this Mode 1.A for anal?

There is #1 in going to the bathroom, and a #2 when going to the bathroom.

This is #2.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Just be ready to deliver the goods, just in case.

By the way, IIRC you took your nickname from the old DC hero. I saw Black Adam recently, and the legacy version of Atom Smasher is featured in the movie, made me think of you.

It’s funny you should mention that. I only became aware of the Atom Smasher hero a few days ago. I had no idea of his existence. I still don’t know what he looks or sounds like.
I got my name from my interest in physics.

 

[bat soup]

To your boss

Yes, ideally during a teleconference meeting with HR.

 

[Fruitbat]

That’s vanilla. The all time classic is “You like ass to mouth right? You look like you do”

 

[kavi]

Your not a real man unless you approach 1000 girls a week with this mode 1 opener. Game up!

 

[zekko]

It’s funny you should mention that. I only became aware of the Atom Smasher hero a few days ago. I had no idea of his existence. I still don’t know what he looks or sounds like.
I got my name from my interest in physics.

Well, that's interesting, I would have sworn you had said you took your name from the superhero. Apparently Adam Copeland (Edge from WWE) played Atom Smasher on the Flash series in a few episodes too. Oh well. Never mind.

 

[Red Oke]

but the "are you my anal scapegoat?" partial derivative.