The AFC inside is fighting back.

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So I've been slowly, casually making progress on the path to becoming a DJ (well, really just a better person), but lately something's happened. All the girls have caught on, they've been showing HUGE signs of interest and I see them. The problem is that I've been hit by these signs all in a few days and I'm overwhelmed. The AFC voice is coming back, it's remembering how cute it is when she does a certain thing, or how beautiful, etc etc etc...

I've got to kill this voice, because it's getting stronger. I've acted like a huge AFC around all these chicks lately, and I've been thinking about them too much. What the hell can I do? Or if you don't have some advice, harsh words like "shut up and be a MAN!" would probably help right now.
 

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Originally posted by Glycerine2
I got no problem pullin' in chicks. Here's a pic of me:

My pic
The link says forbidden access.


Gee, let me guess... It was a linked photo of Brad Pitt or something? Ha ha ha. That is so funny. You see, what you did was take a picture of a well known celebrity, and led us to believe that it was you. Thus misdirecting us into momemtarily believing that an airbrushed photo of Mr. Pitt could somehow actually belong to a member of sosauve! Genius. Truely genius. You are soooooooooo funny! You really are. Ha ha ha. Are you a writer for 'Family Guy' or something. Chris Rock has nothing on you. Move over Jerry Seinfeld, Glycerine2 is taking the world by storm!!! :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Bradshaw
The link says forbidden access.


Gee, let me guess... It was a linked photo of Brad Pitt or something? Ha ha ha. That is so funny. You see, what you did was take a picture of a well known celebrity, and led us to believe that it was you. Thus misdirecting us into momemtarily believing that an airbrushed photo of Mr. Pitt could somehow actually belong to a member of sosauve! Genius. Truely genius. You are soooooooooo funny! You really are. Ha ha ha. Are you a writer for 'Family Guy' or something. Chris Rock has nothing on you. Move over Jerry Seinfeld, Glycerine2 is taking the world by storm!!! :rolleyes:
Stop trying to act smart....
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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