All rise! Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge nismo presiding. You may be seated.
I have been seeing vids about the rankings of men. They show Alpha, Beta, Sigma, Omega. Is this a game guide for Mega Man X motherf**ker? Are we playing Metroid II: Return of Samus/ A Metroid 2 Remake/ Metroid: Samus Returns? Can we quit overanalyzing the damn Greek Alphabet? Any more of this, we'll be using the Hebrew and Cyrillic alphabet! So let's simplify this $hit right now. And we're all in the hiearchy no matter what.
Women see men as one of these 3 categories and I'll simplify the explanations even though these are likely self explanatory.
1. Alpha
Yeah, the one in first place. He gets the sex. The woman wants his sexual attention. He won't orbit. He'll get time with the girl, and likely won't get flaked on. Unless a better alpha comes along i.e. Lebron vs. Giannis. A girl won't play hard to get here because she knows she can be replaced easily. Alas, these guys are winning! Whether that be their purpose, career, genetics, popularity, etc. FAIAP, "Sigma" males are just introverted alphas and fall into this category. Alphas lead, the women follow or piss off.
2. Beta
You saw this coming too. FAIAP "Omega" males fall here too, just to the extent women avoid them like the plague. Simps are here too. Simp: Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pu$$y.
Back to Beta, these men are for entertainment purposes. They can also be ego boosters, jesters, clowns, dancing monkeys, comedians, pic likers, complimenters, drink buyers, favor doers, beauty validators, çoçkblockers...you get the idea. But they're just fans, servants, followers, and orbiters. God damn simps. Ruin it by inflating chicks' egos in the hopes of getting some. The woman keeps them around for nonsexual purposes and keeps them hooked, as long as their dix ain't within 5 miles of her. And if it gets in, it's contract sex. Meaning she'll spread and act interested, but tolerate your weak ass because she knows she's getting a lot of resources from you. And out of fear because she knows you'll cut her off completely. She could lose a major connection into an elite club or networking key.
Treat her like a star, queen, leader, or boss, she'll treat you like a fan, peasant, follower, or slave respectively. Do you like being treated this way motherf**ker? No? Then grow a goddamn backbone. Stop agreeing to a woman's whole program! This is why your ass gets friendzoned. What women say and do are lightyears apart. Read the actions! And a lot of flakes happen here. Also, these are the weak guys that give money to Insta-thots and Live Thottubers. No wonder why women call it Facialbook and guys call it Flakebook or Fakebook. Remember that Tinder Trap by Natasha? Remember that Tinder trap "Send me 5$ see what happens"? BTW you got unmatched if you did. No wonder why the price of poon got raised. God damn simps!
3. Useless
Don't try to find a Greek letter for this. This is just the ground where 99/100 times the guy does things to be perceived as alpha, but since he's not Chad attractive, he's really just refusing to be the woman's beta simp. Which is good. But she's still in power since she didn't let you hit, and content with the fact you're no pushover. She'll come back around, but just for attention and beta grooming. The girl won't want sh*t to do with him because he wants more than platonic friends. But she'll gladly let him move from useless to beta! Guys, you don't want to be platonic friends do you? Didn't f**kin' think so. These girls may have boyfriends already and have a Chad or Tyrone nearby. If they do, they only need beta roles filled. Mode One fellas. Be direct. Get what you want first. Take control. Don't be scared of that silly stall war of who calls who first! If she ain't with your program, move on! She already did!
That clears that up. Now we know of the Chad and Tyrone trend. Here's what I have for International Chad and Tyrone:
Vishnu: Indian
Rafael: Spanish
Enrique: Mexican (Latin American)
Fidel: Cuban
Julio: Dominican
Rico: South American
José: Central American
Toussaint: Haitian
Chang: Chinese
Jong: Korean
Hiroshi: Japanese
Ahmad: Egyptian
Abdul: Saharan Arab
Aziz: Asian Arabic
Muhammad: Arabian Peninsula Arabic
Zeus: Greek
Justin: Canadian
Fabio: Italian
Kwame: Sub-Saharan African
Elon: South African
Richard: British
Steve: Australian
Hans: German
Sven: Scandinavian
Vlad: Russian
Boris: Soviet (Eastern European using Cyrillic)
Nikola: Serbian
Anh: Vietnamese
Pierre: French
Jaden: Caribbean Islands
David: Israeli
Yusuf: Turkish
Fill me in fellas! We need one for Portugal/Brazil and The Philippines!
Outside of that, court's adjourned.