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SinRod

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i am gaming a hb9 42 yr. old chick who drives a spotless bmw, her and i are texting today,

sinrod: good morning gorgeous :) yes, indeed my dayz going well but i have only 1 complaint, that i had to wash off the lipstick mark you left on me last night ;)

HB9: happy 2 hear ur day is going well :)) if i didnt have clients i would be heading 2 the beach :)) aaahhh u poor thing. no mopre lipstick? if ur a good boy u might get another :) blushing now.


how would you respond, expereinced dj only.
 

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Or reply "and if I'm naughty?"
 

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No reply.


"if ur are a good boy"
:rolleyes:
 

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I mean she's probably twice his age so.. she can actually afford to say things like good boy etc..
 

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SinRod said:
sinrod: good morning gorgeous :) yes, indeed my dayz going well but i have only 1 complaint, that i had to wash off the lipstick mark you left on me last night ;)

HB9: happy 2 hear ur day is going well :)) if i didnt have clients i would be heading 2 the beach :)) aaahhh u poor thing. no mopre lipstick? if ur a good boy u might get another :) blushing now.
"If you're a good girl I'll let you ;)"
 

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Yuck. I wouldn't reply. I wouldn't be texting her to begin with.

A nice BMW? What are you a woman? How does her having a beamer factor into whether or not she makes you hard?

Ugh.
 

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wjh said:
Yuck. I wouldn't reply. I wouldn't be texting her to begin with.

A nice BMW? What are you a woman? How does her having a beamer factor into whether or not she makes you hard?

Ugh.
He could inherit it if they get married and she kicks the bucket 20 years before him
 

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Easy on the happy faces. Not exactly the most masculine thing.
 

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Sandow said:
Easy on the happy faces. Not exactly the most masculine thing.
How about happy faces with beards?
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
How about happy faces with beards?
lmao.

Lol, jokes aside, lose the faces.. Be mature and organise a date with her, shes basically inviting you to the beach by mentioning it?
 

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MY REPLY......think U can handle a nooner.

ALL TALK CHIC, ACTIONS SPEAK VOLUMES..........
 

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Update: To The *******s Who Have Replied Flaming My Text But Made No Suggestions, **** You>>>lots Of Pretenders On This Site>>>if Your Gonna Flame My Technique At Least Have The Nuts To Recommend Something Better. Fvcuk You All
 

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Here is what I text: (thanks espi and Luke; those dudes are puas unlike the rest of you who flamed me but could not suggest nothg better...thanks biatches.

SINRD: Well, if its a nude beach, your gonna need a big strong man to protect you. ;) Make sure the lipstick is red, I love that color on you! :)

HB9: (next day): Hey big strong man; have a nice time in LA. (i am going to los angelas on a biz trip)

SINRD: Thanks, doll! :) On my way to board plane to la...have a great weekend...let's take the top off my jeep and hit the beacj next weekend. ;)
 

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MrGold said:
lmao.

Lol, jokes aside, lose the faces.. Be mature and organise a date with her, shes basically inviting you to the beach by mentioning it?
**** you *******. the faces worked fine. read my text *****.
 

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wjh said:
Yuck. I wouldn't reply. I wouldn't be texting her to begin with.

A nice BMW? What are you a woman? How does her having a beamer factor into whether or not she makes you hard?

Ugh.
fvuck you fvuckface...i like to ride in style, unlike you and your 78 gremlin that i gave you for fvucking you mom. btich.

suggest something better assface. you cant right? your at aloss for word ****lips.
 

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Vulpine said:
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"if ur are a good boy"
:rolleyes:
fvuck you whining ass biatch...you need to take your ass back to the wodds and stcik the fvucking compass up your a$$ faggot.
 

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yeah dude your rioght but its like everytime i post here guys fvuck around and flame me...if they cant suggest nothig better they should keep their fvucking motuhs shut. tired of that immiture bull****.
 

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Luke!! said:
SinRod, calm it down. There is no need for stuff like that to make you upset. Compare it to television. There are shows on you like and shows that you do not. Learn to filter. When a show comes on that you don't like, do you sit and yell at the screen because it said something you didn't like? No, you change the channel. Take in what you need, leave the rest behind.
This forum is about helping guys develop some game. When you have people posting stupid $hit it devalues the forum. If Sinrod was a n00b to the boards he may have actually listned to some of the bull$hit advice and "nexted" a decent piece of ass. All the haters need to be banned.
 
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