Text message on new years eve

[Silex]

Below i have detailed a txt mssg I sent to a chick that I have been gaming this past semester.

It was in reponse to a "LJBF" message cleverly disguised as a new years poem.

Here is her text to me...
"(fwd): The friends ive kept & the new 1's ive made, with the new year here, not 1 I would trade. I love u and appreciate u! Pass this on before 2006!!"

WTF? Whats worse, is that she didn;t even write it!!

I was however, onto her true motives behind the txt mssg. She wanted to let me know that we were "just friends" when she knows damn well (through my actions, not my words) that I wanted her.

Here was my response:

They say that life is a game
And all is fair in love and war
They say a woman’s feelings are her motivations,
But a woman’s actions can be undeniably obscure…

Your gesture is appreciated,
yet surprisingly convenient on this occasion,
For your true intentions have been lost
and found in ******** translation.

I haven't got a text message back from her yet, and I doubt I will... the whole point of the response, was to let her know I see through her bullsh*t.

I plan to make the first paragraph my signature infact, here goes...

 

[Silex]

here it is..

 

[wolfie]

It sounds more like she sent out a general happy new year message to everyone on her phone who she gives a damn about. I have plenty of ppl do that to me, including chicks I know who want to be 'more than friends'.

 

[Silex]

i think you might be right.. oh well.. **** that chick!

You have to understand where i am coming from. A little while back, this chick called me at like 12:10 am to come over, in my book, thats a bootie call. I go over there, and 15 minutes later, she kicks me out! she tells me her "boyfriend" is coming! she has been trying to reach him all day.

Don't ****ing call me at 12 midnight and kick me out 15 minutes later. She shouldn't have called me in the first place. Obviously I was her back up plan. I refuse to be 2nd best!

 

[J.R.G.G]

you care to much, if you know she dosent want anything more than friends dont waste your time with her, you think that by sending your ''clever'' text shes gonna be moved by or something... she cares less, and only wants the attention youre giving her

 

[Silex]

actually.. I DO hoped she is "moved" by my text....



far, far the **** away from me. I hope she gets sick to her stomach.

 

[DisobeyThePope]

"For your true intentions have been lost
and found in ******** translation."


you do realize that you're trying to speak ******** yourself and there is no excuse for this ever right?

 

[TheRelic]

It was a general sms... which was read into waaay too much, and the response of which will probably be a source of amusement to her and her friends .

That is, in the unlikely event she ever bothers trying to read into it (ie, im sure she has no idea what the hell you were on about - if so, colour me surprised!)

But meh... get rid of her... sounds like you're her rent-a-friend.

 

[Silex]

i guess you don't understand what it means...


"For your true intentions have been lost
and found in ******** translation"

yes... I know that its ********, thats the only language they understand!

here let me translate it for you...

"for your true intentions"

She was really trying to tell me she wants to be friends in a convenient little new years poem, which frankly is kind of insulting.

"are 'lost' and 'found' in ******** translation"

she tried to hide it by using poetry, and
saw through it by using my "******** translator"...

hope this helps you..

 

[J.R.G.G]

the only thing that your text can do to her is make her realize how much it ''moved'' you or how much effect a simple happy new year text had over you.

Shows that the fact that she dosent want you as something else than a friend bothers you alot... and gives her the daily boost AW need.

Stop caring tha much and move on, its a new year... you know what that means? NEW WH0res


P.S. not every text people send you contain secrets, i think you may be getting too excited with the davinci code book.

 

[Silex]

i know what you mean, and i believe you might be right. however, the chick was stringing me along for a whole semester and i let her. that was my fault.

but its a rant. plain and simple. I'm tired of her ****, I don;t want her texting me or calling me (and yes, she IS calling me). So I don;t care how it looks it to her..

she's done that "bootie call" bait and switch to me MORE than once!

I'm sick of it!

 

[DisobeyThePope]

Originally posted by Silex
i guess you don't understand what it means...



yes... I know that its ********, thats the only language they understand!

here let me translate it for you...

"for your true intentions"

She was really trying to tell me she wants to be friends in a convenient little new years poem, which frankly is kind of insulting.

"are 'lost' and 'found' in ******** translation"

she tried to hide it by using poetry, and
saw through it by using my "******** translator"...

hope this helps you..

you don't speak ******** very well

here, let me demonstrate

yes=no
yes=what?
yes=yes
i'm cold=i'm hungry
**** you=**** me
what time is it?=my pu55y is itchy

"(fwd): The friends ive kept & the new 1's ive made, with the new year here, not 1 I would trade. I love u and appreciate u! Pass this on before 2006!!"=i'm drunk now, or i'm getting drunk soon :woo:

"For your true intentions have been lost
and found in ******** translation." (when it comes from a guy)=I'm a gay faggot who wants to **** you and you hurt my feelings


i hope this helps you

 

[TheRelic]

Silex, you should reread my post, it might help quell the unnecessary work you're making your brain do.

 

[Silex]

you actually don't have the complete story, first off, the chick doesn't drink. But that is irrelevant.

Again, it was a simple rant, something to get of my chest. I percieved the text message with the "hidden" message, becuase it was in the context of our previous interactions.

i could care less what she thinks. I have already admitted that I may have looked to much into her original message.

 

[Silex]

relic

i read your reply and understand it. the chick has been nexted already.

 

[J.R.G.G]

its good that you understand silex, just move on and youre gonna do good i know it