Text a girl and ask her to "Tap That"

[HolyG]

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me first.


Me: hey can I ask you a question?
Her: Yes?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that sweet ass?
Her: Why are you being weird?
Me: come on I guarantee itll be good
Her: I'm in Louisiana
Me: Well when you get back can I tap dat hard?
Her: Leave me alone please


****. 0 for 1


Don't be shy! try it out! Who knows what'll happen?

 

[nightcrawler]

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me first.


Me: hey can I ask you a question?
Her: Yes?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that sweet ass?
Her: Why are you being weird?
Me: come on I guarantee itll be good
Her: I'm in Louisiana
Me: Well when you get back can I tap dat hard?
Her: Leave me alone please


****. 0 for 1


Don't be shy! try it out! Who knows what'll happen?

I think that works if you've ****ed her before.

 

[Igetit!]

I agree with Nightcrawler.


Believe it or not Sosuave members,sometimes,this kind of thing DOES work. There will have to be some rappaport built up first.

It's crazy. Although I personally haven't been that forward before,I have seen this done. I witnessed it with my own two eyes.

I was out with my cousin a few years back,and I saw him say this (or something similiar) to a girl once. You know what her reply was? She said...

"Yeah,but don't say it like that."

This was back when I was still in my "nice guy" mode.

After he said that to her,I stood back because I was waiting for him to get slapped. But after she responded to him the way she did,it was my cousin who had to help me get my jaw up off the ground because of the shock I had over her reply.

I DO NOT recommend this to anyone to try,but I do acknowledge that this can work.

 

[HolyG]

Nightcrawler....you're missing the point.

Some girls are uptight. Some are loose. But ALL GIRLS ARE HORNY. All girls LIKE SEX. That's not even debatable.

Would you really care about the opinion of girls that you don't even talk to or are close friends with? What good are they to you, just being casual acquaintances! ****ing go for it!

I have seen this work with my own eyes. If you guys don't want to be so direct, fine, but I'll be back here to report when I get my first success. Hell, go and look on the Pb Nation thread to see pics of the chicks that guys laid, taken with their cell phones after they ****ed...

Don't chicken out. What do you have to lose?

 

[Kal0051]

yeah, I'm gonna use this on this one girl the next time I talk to her. She'll either go for it or will think it's hilarious.

 

[Igetit!]

yeah, I'm gonna use this on this one girl the next time I talk to her. She'll either go for it or will think it's hilarious.

This is EXACTLY WHY I said I wouldn't recommend this to anyone to try. You have to know what you're doing to pull this off,and even then,it can backfire. Putting this kind of agressiveness in inexperienced hands is like handing a butcher's knife to a 3 year old.

I don't think HolyG intended this line to be some kind of joke. He's serious.

And so was my cousin. They're weren't trying to entertain these girl by this.

If the girl says no,then they'll leave her alone and move on.

This isn't some new "toy" Kal0051. If this girl is a friend of yours,you may damage the friendship by saying something like that to her. And if she says,"WHAT???",then looks at you like you're crazy,then you go,"Ha,ha,just kidding",then if you had ANY PLANS of possibly dating her,at that point,they'll have just went up in smoke.

It's not enough just to recite the line. You'll need the confidence,bodylanguage,and innergame to back it up.

Otherwise,you'll just make a fool out of yourself...EVEN IF SHE DID SAY YES.

 

[RMM]

That linked thread is made of pure, unadulterated win.

 

[HolyG]

I don't think HolyG intended this line to be some kind of joke. He's serious.

And so was my cousin. They're weren't trying to entertain these girl by this.

BINGO. You go hard with full intent. However, don't be afraid to be light-hearted in your texts....they WILL screen you to make sure you aren't playing around. Stand your ground


UPDATE ----------------------------------------


The girl I already previously texted (her name is Molly) texted back

Her: Were you serious? Or r u drunk?
Me: I meant what I said babe
Her: Wow lol so random
Me: Its true, Im not gonna lie, youre a cute girl...I mean what I said

Waiting to see her response

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Good thread. Im going to send mass text messages with this one.

"when are you going to let me to tap that ass"

Pure gold and entertaining.
Tomorrow ill report.

 

[Kal0051]

This is EXACTLY WHY I said I wouldn't recommend this to anyone to try. You have to know what you're doing to pull this off,and even then,it can backfire. Putting this kind of agressiveness in inexperienced hands is like handing a butcher's knife to a 3 year old.

I don't think HolyG intended this line to be some kind of joke. He's serious.

And so was my cousin. They're weren't trying to entertain these girl by this.

If the girl says no,then they'll leave her alone and move on.

This isn't some new "toy" Kal0051. If this girl is a friend of yours,you may damage the friendship by saying something like that to her. And if she says,"WHAT???",then looks at you like you're crazy,then you go,"Ha,ha,just kidding",then if you had ANY PLANS of possibly dating her,at that point,they'll have just went up in smoke.

It's not enough just to recite the line. You'll need the confidence,bodylanguage,and innergame to back it up.

Otherwise,you'll just make a fool out of yourself...EVEN IF SHE DID SAY YES.

I know what your talking 'bout. But this is a girl that makes lots of perverted/sexual jokes with me. And I don't give a **** if she gets mad, she's not one of my friends, and I don't see any LTR potential in her. One of the other girls I'm seeing has far more potential, in fact I'll most likely LJBF the girl I'm thinking of sending this too.

The only problem I can see is that she gets pissed because she thinks that every guy only wants her for sex (she's only dated guys who's hit it and quit it). But like I said I don't really care if she reacts badly, it's just for kicks anyways.

 

[JCballin88]

If you read the thread that he OP linked to, the results are actually pretty entertaining. A lot of guys actually got positive responses.

 

[Accension]

Wow anyone seriously hoping to get laid off that 'line' should shoot themselves in the face.

No but it is funny, asking a girl you aren't even tuning that .

I find it hilarious making a joke at my own expense, that I'll probably only get but if someone else does it, that's low man.
This used to be awesome for my amusement.

 

[horaholic]

That shyt only works if the girl ALREADY WANTS AND IS IN THE MOOD to fvck you. You can text that to your girlfriend when she's not in the mood, and she'll get pissed.

I do stupid shyt like that when Im drunk all the time. It never has positive results, however, if I send her a picture of my dik with a bowtie on it, an hour after having a good time together, and it has an AWESOME response.

 

[Furyguy]

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GO FORTH, SOSUAVE, AND GET LAID!!!!


me first.


Me: hey can I ask you a question?
Her: Yes?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that sweet ass?
Her: Why are you being weird?
Me: come on I guarantee itll be good
Her: I'm in Louisiana
Me: Well when you get back can I tap dat hard?
Her: Leave me alone please


****. 0 for 1


Don't be shy! try it out! Who knows what'll happen?

Hahahaha, seriously that one thread alone puts this entire forum to shame.

Sick idea though, will try soon.

 

[omega05]

lol

 

[King Turi]

This definitely works with chicks you've already been with.

 

[Ganondorf]

This thread is poison lol

I'm laughing so hard right now, and this puts me in the mood to try stupid sh1t like this

But i don't wanna make a fool out of myself at the moment

 

[JCballin88]

I'm telling you...read the thread about it on the other forum. I was laughing my butt off. I'm totally trying this with this one chick I know that I think is into me.

 

[Igetit!]

I'm telling you...read the thread about it on the other forum. I was laughing my butt off. I'm totally trying this with this one chick I know that I think is into me.

Ahh great,look what HolyG has started. :crackup:

Like I said before,this thing CAN WORK.

I've seen it done before.

I've use an agressive style like this,but just to get a date,not to "tap dat a$$"...and it worked.

So to any of you guy who seriously plan on using this,you got to follow it through.

That means be congruent.

If you say this to a girl,then she looks at you with anger in her eyes or in her voice,you CAN'T CHANGE MIDSTREAM. If she seems offended,you can't go,"Oh,I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, I was just joking around".

You can't do that. If you do,you just lost her.

You just showed her that if she bulks up in anger towards you,you'll turn tail and run in the other direction. And if she-being a woman-can make you back down by a simple look of anger,then she won't feel safe with you.

If her simply looking at you had you backing down,what if some guy approaches you,threatening you and her?


Women DO think about these things.

So if you're going to do it,do it right. If she's angry,oh well,she's angry.

If she walk off,then you'll have to let her walk off.

No chasing her down talking about,"hey,I was just kidding around,I didn't mean that".

You changing your minds and backtracking is 10 times more of a turnoff than using this line.

Alright guys. You've been warned.:nono:

 

[f283000]

You guys are doing it wrong! you can't say hi, hey, whats up or anything like that. You have to open with

you: when you gonna let me tap that?

If you do anything else besides that the shock value is kinda lost.