Testosterone: The simple answer to everything chick-related... and more?

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Testosterone.
There, I said it.

All of you "masters of women", you "Pick Up Artists", you NLP-genies, you speed seducers: I have a question for you. How do you score le chickas?
A crowd of the best of the best "ladies' men" reply in unison, one after another:
  • Eye contact
  • Respond to IOIs
  • Kino
  • Hypnotism
  • Canned openers
  • Peacocking
  • Mirroring
  • Phase-shifting
  • Charming personality
  • My wingman, and as ghastly as it sounds,
  • Other women!
Really? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally? Is this what nature has been reduced to? Is this what the beautiful, God created sex of man has come to? Do we really have to rely on passive (therefore, feminine) ways of attracting the opposite, fairer sex? What ever happened to qualities such as valor, strength, assertiveness, aggression? I'm going to ask a question that's been begging to be asked in this world lately: Where have our balls gone? I'm not trying to be funny. On the contrary, this isn't a joke. It's nothing to be taken lightly. This stuff makes or breaks lives. And so seriously, I ask again: Where have our balls gone?

Does a man display signs to an eligible female to communicate his desire to mate with her? Or does he grab the bitch by the hair and bang her brains out then and there? Does a man beat around the bush & walk on eggshells to get a point across? Or does he tell it like it is, re-enforcing righteousness? My friends, let us not be a generation of vaginas. No. Nature has so beautifully gifted us with a pair of magical spheres in our nether regions. Let them be used. Let there be floods of testosterone surging through our bodies. Let us be the beastly men we've always dreamed of being. The real men of honor. Men like Maximus from Gladiator, or Leonidas from 300.

This is nature's calling on our lives. This is what God intended us to be. Let this be a message to males all over the world. The nerds, the bi-curious, the closet homosexuals, hell even the open homosexuals. We're called to be men. To be leaders. To be protectors. Once our eyes are opened to this wonderful life of manhood, everything becomes easier: You're suddenly the life of the party; you're climbing the corporate ladder faster than Jeff in Sales; you've got the girl of your dreams (& more importantly, she's got you). It's like you go from glory to glory. It truly is a rush. And what a magnificent rush it is.

Believe it or not, that is the big secret to winning at life. Testosterone. What's this? My ears tingle with your next question: "How do I get this testosterone? How can I be more of a man, oh wise & brilliant Jazz?" Well, for one, stop being a pussy. Stop behaving like a woman would. Here's a short list of things women do, things that are unacceptable for a man to do. It's simply not nature's way.
  • Be passive
  • Avoid confrontation
  • Gossip about the "big ugly [alpha male]"
  • Wonder if a member of the opposite sex "likes" you (and do nothing about it)
  • Display IOIs
  • Flirt
  • Delegate initiative
  • Walk on eggshells (figuratively)
  • Accept disrespect, only to whine about it later
  • Talk for hours on the phone about feelings
That's just to get you started. Any of these behaviors is completely unacceptable when acted out by a man. In fact, give the above points to any film director, and he'll tell you you're describing a woman's role. It's simply not of man. It's simply feminine. In fact, I'm sure many of you would find those qualities, when coming from a woman, very attractive. Right? Any idea why? It's because she's BEING A WOMAN! Here's a shocker: the key for women to attract the best men, is ESTROGEN. It's to simply BE FEMININE, and you'll get the prize.

Now when you flip the above feminine qualities upside down, you have the perfect masculine characteristics that make the ladies go "ooo baby yummy teeheehee". You have:
  • Activeness
  • Bravery
  • Initiative
  • Assertiveness
  • Backbone
  • Sense of Adventure
  • Thrill-seekage
Now isn't that a real man? This is what gets me: Nature's system is SO simple. The MEN get the WOMEN. That's it. Anyone can apply the things discussed here, go out, and get the finest female around. But noooooooooo. Alas, we live in a generation, in a society which condemns sexuality. Men are not allowed to be men & women are not allowed to be women. Why? Because a man being manly is seen as oppressive, and women being womanly are seen as slutty, ditzy or just plain stupid. Instead, we're all marching towards a society of hermaphrodites. None to fulfill the other. That's where this huge burst of homosexuality and trans-sexuality comes from. That's where this world is messed up. People are confused out of their minds because they DON'T KNOW WHAT A SEX IS ANYMORE!

When men aren't men, women aren't women, and everyone's the same, where does that leave the world? People see sexual intercourse today as some great feat, why? Because that's the only time these days when men actually feel like men, and women actually feel like women. Let me ask you something: what if we all embraced our sexualities? What if the men, were real men and the women were real women, just as described above? What if everyone got sexuality right? I'll tell you what - we'd see a happier world; without meaningless fornication. I bet you we'd see some real progress towards happier, healthier relationships and families blossom. Why? Because sexual intercourse isn't so over hyped anymore, because men feel like men and women feel like women ALL THE TIME. In fact, "sex" would be culturally redefined as it should be, to mean the same thing as "gender". Instead, we see the word "sex" and automatically assume "intercourse".

This could very well be the key to world peace let alone the key to just women! Imagine, men & women, being natural. It would lead to more fruitful relationships, more happier marriages, and less "casual lays", less one night stands. Less unplanned pregnancy, less abortion, less problems. It's as simple as being what God made you, and being it to the fullest. It all comes down to knowing the role nature has for you, and fulfilling it. As a man, you're called to action. You're called to be a leader. You're called to lead a (gorgeous HB11.5) wife and to lead a family. You're called to have backbone. You're called to be brave & face challenges. You're called to have dreams and work hard towards them. You're called to reach for the stars. You're called to be a man. And your calling is testosterone.
 
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I totally agree! I've said this before that when your testosterone is high, your game, confidence and attractiveness to women is so much greater. You fear less and you're willing to take more risks. And the great thing is it's all natural - no phony personas, tricks or oneliners.

I tried to initiate a thread in the H+F forum on ways to increase testosterone (diet, supplements, exercise), but it didn't last too long.
 

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Good post. Ive been taking alot of vitamin E supplements along with cod liver oil and my sex drive has been through the roof. Ive also noticed that my urge to approach women has also increased. I also believe that putting the brakes on masturbation and porn is intrinsically linked to increased testosterone levels.
 

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Amen!
 

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From Downtown! He's on fire! Nothing but net!

Among the best posts I've ever read!
 

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Apart from your unnecessary far-right-wing political points ("God" mentioned 18 times, evident homophobia, and railing against abortion in the last paragraph -- is this really relevant to testosterone??), you do make a good point about testosterone being important for libido. I think that was your point, anyway. *Shrug*

Unfortunately, you didn't provide any reliable methods for increasing testosterone, leaving the reader not really any better off than when they started, except now they're all fired up with right-wing hate. ;)

So here are some actual methods for increasing testosterone:

- Give up wanking, or at least cut wanking down to once a week if you're a once-a-day person. You can also wank without orgasming, which will actually raise testosterone.

- Lose weight.

- Eat animal fat and protein, and fruits and vegetables. Avoid eating junk.

- Lift heavy weights or do competitive sports or both.

- Get plenty of zinc. http://www.ehow.com/about_6627764_relationship-between-testosterone-zinc_.html
 

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I take zinc daily and love it; combined with my fish oil, my brain activity at night gives me "epic" dreams that last all night, and I feel refreshed when I wake up. I notice that it also helps my mood and motivation, but that's probably combined with something else. Interesting post.
 

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Close friend of mine went to the doctor recently for low test levels. They gave him some kind of needle that he has to use to self inject testosterone twice a month. Just told me today that he hasn't done it for a month since the needle is damn big and it's unpleasant to do LOL. I told him he better get on it! (sucky thing is, he is married and they are most likely headed towards a divorce. This probably played a huge deal in it, as he admitted that he "just wasn't into it" anymore as far as their sex life goes.) He has been with his wife for 5 years (dating then married), and she is really a strong personality chick that can be a real ***** sometimes (I honestly don't know how he puts up with her, I wouldn't want to that's for sure). He is wondering if this might have caused his test levels to decrease? I haven't looked it up anywhere and told him that I wasn't sure.

So that's another option. If you think your levels are not high enough, go see a doc and they may give you some way to inject your self with test.
 

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Don't forget your daily multivitamins too. I'll have to pick up some zinc now that you mention in.

The tough part about testosterone is that it's generated through activity. The sedentary lifestyles that most Americans live in make this a chore, for the most part. For instance, office jobs or any job that requires working on computers or near a computer will involve sitting down with little cardiovascular movement. It takes real effort to create an active lifestyle, and most people are just lazy. The laziness comes from the sedentary lifestyle. Vicious cycle, no? Gotta get out there and make it happen!
 

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Illuminatus said:
Apart from your unnecessary far-right-wing political points ("God" mentioned 18 times, evident homophobia, and railing against abortion in the last paragraph -- is this really relevant to testosterone??), you do make a good point about testosterone being important for libido. I think that was your point, anyway. *Shrug*
I'm a Christian. That being said, I don't believe in mindless sex or wasteful relationships based on lust. No. All this PUA stuff is for the boys. They'll soon realize it's pointless; they, like AFCs long for the closeness of a real relationship instead of meaningless lays. Instead, I believe in fruitful relationships based on love & compassion. And yes my fellow Don Juan, there exists such a thing. As for the "evident homophobia", I love gay people. I really do. I just don't agree with the things they do.

They're men reduced to wimps who hate their manhood; some going so far as to even call masculinity a curse! Blasphemy! These people are even worse off than the AFC, and it's all because of today's highly feminized, real-sexuality deprived culture. Homosexuality and unwanted baby murdering (or abortion as you call it) are real problems in today's society that CAN be avoided and fixed with just a little bit of testosterone. It's plain to see how.

Illuminatus said:
Unfortunately, you didn't provide any reliable methods for increasing testosterone, leaving the reader not really any better off than when they started, except now they're all fired up with right-wing hate. ;)

So here are some actual methods for increasing testosterone...
Scroll up a bit. The point of this topic was to cause a sexual awakening of sorts. Something most of this forum needs, and almost all of this world needs. I've been here a while and I'm convinced that there's plenty of real men on these boards to save the lost & provide insight on these areas. Pook, Anti-Dump, you know the kind. The primary focus is summoning the drive; to get the fire in their eyes blazing so they shout with a loud shout: "I WANT THAT! HOW CAN I GET IT?!"

Apparently you've confused my firing up of these people with me trying to inspire "right-wing hate". That never was my intention. Politics is a joke. Instead, now that they're fired up, the past 3 posts are evidence that I've inspired healthy conversation where aspiring Don Juans learn from the masters, the importance of testosterone. Since you asked so nicely, I might do a post on increasing testosterone levels myself later on, we'll see.
 
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Mr Jazz, I also agree that since you're making the post on the importance of this stuff, you should go ahead and provide actual tips on how to achieve this. Otherwise, what the heck are you hyping everyone up for? You gave them a ONE WORD answer, but nothing at all on how to actually improve on it. common man..

Since you asked so nicely, I might do a post on increasing testosterone levels myself later on, we'll see.
You "might"?????? Wow, you must really care about all these guys here, you told them about the holy grail, but nothing as far as where they might find it? LOL.. common dude, dont' take the criticism so hard, it's pretty legit what illuminati said about not providing tips on how to actually accomplish what you're preaching here and get them to IMPROVE their levels.

And no, I'm not disagreeing with you about the need of test levels to be high, but I do think since you claim to be knowledgable on it, this should have been included as well. :yes:
 

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Testosterone idea is very interesting. On this topic I have a question. I recently took up boxing which involves frantic exercise. After doing for a few weeks I don't know if it is related but I feel MUCH hornier. I know it sounds funny but this started straight after starting the boxing. Always pretty horny anyway, but especially after the exercise sessions feeling is manic - even though tired next day.

Does this make any sense?
 

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Didn't Pook mention that already? I think The BJ Bible is filled with what you said. Not taking any credit away from you or anything. It's just that, your whole line...it's as if Pook is speaking once again. I see no difference at all. The style of writing is almost identical...
 

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Way to re-phrase Pook's posts from ten years ago?

Attention seeker.

And the fact that so many of you gave him props for this makes me wonder how many here have really read the DJ bible and the book of Pook...
 

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EastWind said:
Way to re-phrase Pook's posts from ten years ago?

Attention seeker.

And the fact that so many of you gave him props for this makes me wonder how many here have really read the DJ bible and the book of Pook...
Pook isn't the first one to ever discover and write about human sexuality, you know.

Much of our "learning process" is re-discovering old forgotten concepts and re-phrasing/re-internalizing them in our own minds. Maybe some people can't be reached by Pook's "flourished" writing style. Maybe this guy is more to the point.

Pook would be proud, not offended. ;) He didn't invent Testosterone. God did.
 

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Testosterone replacement therapy has been in the news a lot in the UFC. Nate Marquart and Chael Sonnen got busted by state commissions for failing their drug tests because their testosterone was too high. There is a disconnect between legal TRT from a doctor that still makes you flunk a drug test for steroids. Dan Henderson, who beat Fedor last weekend, is also rumored to be on TRT, which would explain how he stays in UFC fighter shape even though being in his 40's.

It would be interesting to research the men who were on doctor-administered TRT and see how it affected their dating lives.
 
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