Tell us about the craziest girl you ever dated.
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MidnightResistance
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There was one chick who called me on the hour, every hour, or every day.
AMAZING SEX! I let it go on for 2 weeks until I couldn't stand it any longer.
Another chick who was obsessed with me (although I had given a promise ring to some other chick) was boiling sheep skulls in the kitchen sink.
AMAZING SEX! I let it go on for 2 weeks until I couldn't stand it any longer.
Another chick who was obsessed with me (although I had given a promise ring to some other chick) was boiling sheep skulls in the kitchen sink.
diplomatic_lies
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1) I never gave her my number. She traced it by telephone directory.
2) She waited for me outside my house (again, she used a phone directory to find it)
3) Said she loved me after the 1st date. I was flattered. Stupid, but flattered.
4) Make derigatory remarks about my female friends to their face. Threatened to kill one of them. This was when the red lights flashed in my head.
5) Asked me what I'd do with her body if she died (ie. embalm it?)
6) A guy was ribbing me a bit (some stranger I saw at the bar) and she beat him up pretty hard.
Yeah this was one crazy nutter. I had to make her lose interest in me by becoming a desperate loser in order to get her off my case. First time I actually went AFC to get rid of a girl!
2) She waited for me outside my house (again, she used a phone directory to find it)
3) Said she loved me after the 1st date. I was flattered. Stupid, but flattered.
4) Make derigatory remarks about my female friends to their face. Threatened to kill one of them. This was when the red lights flashed in my head.
5) Asked me what I'd do with her body if she died (ie. embalm it?)
6) A guy was ribbing me a bit (some stranger I saw at the bar) and she beat him up pretty hard.
Yeah this was one crazy nutter. I had to make her lose interest in me by becoming a desperate loser in order to get her off my case. First time I actually went AFC to get rid of a girl!
yeah, I've went AFC to lose a couple of girls too....................................................................
One girl I knew for about two weeks, on our first date we hung out for about 2 hours then went back to her place to make out for 5 hours. she told me lots of personal things and said that she could fall for me, then asked me if that scared me, cuz usually guys run away when she says that to them. Of course I just thought I was the biggest stud ever so I was like "no that doesn't scare me".
One girl I knew for about two weeks, on our first date we hung out for about 2 hours then went back to her place to make out for 5 hours. she told me lots of personal things and said that she could fall for me, then asked me if that scared me, cuz usually guys run away when she says that to them. Of course I just thought I was the biggest stud ever so I was like "no that doesn't scare me".
It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
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One girl i picked up at a club the night i turned 18 she was 19. I went back to her friends palce with her and we went intot eh spare bedroom and fu*ked like crazy. After the sex were laying there and she snuggles up to me and says:
Her: I have to tell you something
Me: OMG you didnt use to be a man did you
Her: (Bites my shoulder) hehe no. I have a baby........... Do you still love me?
For the first time in my life i had nothing to say. I was in shock. Needless to say i got out of there pretty fast. She called me countless times over the next month wanting to hookup again.
Ninja out
Her: I have to tell you something
Me: OMG you didnt use to be a man did you
Her: (Bites my shoulder) hehe no. I have a baby........... Do you still love me?
For the first time in my life i had nothing to say. I was in shock. Needless to say i got out of there pretty fast. She called me countless times over the next month wanting to hookup again.
Ninja out