Tell me about your life

[Jizz]

A girl ive got to know lately, who ive basically been keeping the conversation on her said

"Come on tell me about your life at the minute, i want to know everything"

Any ****y/funny/mysterious replys you reccomend?

 

[Kaptain]

Start telling her about this chick you've been recently talking to...

You than can describe her in ****y/funny/teasing way.

 

[SamePendo]

Thankyou .... *from the heart*


Well... I was born in _____(place). Nothing really happened in my life until 5. I mean, I was a tipical kid. But at 5, I knew what my passion in life was. *Build up talking about that passion in your life, how it has cleared your path into a greater life and interaction with god etc etc, build up, and then..* ...


... import and exporting slaves.

*then you go on talking about that buissiness, that, or how some pedo dude discovered you had a great ass..and you're now a worldwide known ass model you stand up and show her your ass and all, and say that she can't touch it, because that would ruin your insurance on them, because it clearly states "insurance will not apply if perfect glutes are touched by a mere mortal"

 

[Griffman]

How about you legitimately tell her about your life?


You can't ask question about what specific girls SAY... we don't know this girl, we don't know what she wants to hear.... no one here can give you advice on that, and if they do, it won't be as good of advice that you can give yourself.


- Griffman
griffman.blogspot.com

 

[Tomatoes]

Tell her you work for MI6 and that infomation is classified

 

[Tomatoes]

Originally posted by Griffman
How about you legitimately tell her about your life?


You can't ask question about what specific girls SAY... we don't know this girl, we don't know what she wants to hear.... no one here can give you advice on that, and if they do, it won't be as good of advice that you can give yourself.


- Griffman
griffman.blogspot.com

We are shooting in the dark on this one