Originally posted by SELF-MASTERY
I want to completely cover my shoulder down to 2inches above my elbow with a very descriptive tattoo.
I want something that is meaningful to me. It is lame when guys just pick something generic and have it inked on their arm for eternity.
I was the same.
So i had the tattoo artist Fully Illustrate my favourite book from my childhood on my arm.
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Part of my tattoo
Thats just one part of it. Theres a heap more. I'll try and get a Pic up by the end of the weak.
Girls always compliment me on my tattoo...
Mind you, After going back to this girls place one night and doing the deed with her, She made me green eggs and ham for breakfast.
Her: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Me: I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
Her: Would you like them in my bed?
Me: I would not like them in your bed.
What I would likes lazy Head.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Her: Would you like them off my tits?
Would you like them with around my ****?
Me: I do not like them off your tits.
I do not like them around your ****.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Her: Would you eat them from my gilrs?
Would you eat them with 2 more girls?
At this stage, I punched her in the mouth and threw her out the window.
What bit of I don't like green eggs and ham didn't she get?