Tarzan smoke signal of day: “Let’s just be friends”! by Tarzan the Ape Man!

[Tarzan the Ape Man!]

Tarzan say: If woman friend want break up with Tarzan and say to Tarzan “Let’s just be friends”. Tarzan be MAN, LOOK DIRECTLY IN EYES of Jane and say:


We were boyfriend and girlfriend

Friends who did many things

Friends who went through highs and lows

Friends who had sex

Friends of other friends

And now YES! We can be just friends……friends who don’t ever communicate with each other again…..

And Tarzan hold his proud head high in ACCOMPLISHMENT and disappear into Jungle in silence to maintain his dignity as a MAN for Tarzan himself…..

 

[eaglez1177]

Dude your fvcking weird man

 

[Tarzan the Ape Man!]

Dude your fvcking weird man

Tarzan say: Funny you speak of that! Jane say EXACTLY same thing! But Tarzan no weird! Tarzan UNIQUE! Tarzan is OWN MAN. Strong! Proud! No care what others think MAN! Tarzan will now continue to let young warrior Eaglez1177 whine in future posts worthy of an Emmy and a guest spot on Oprah! Pass the Kleenex! Unga Bunga Boo!

*Big group hug for rest of warriors in villiage*

 

[kevin1198]

Tarzan say: Funny you speak of that! Jane say EXACTLY same thing! But Tarzan no weird! Tarzan UNIQUE! Tarzan is OWN MAN. Strong! Proud! No care what others think MAN! Tarzan will now continue to let young warrior Eaglez1177 whine in future posts worthy of an Emmy and a guest spot on Oprah! Pass the Kleenex! Unga Bunga Boo!

*Big group hug for rest of warriors in villiage*

lol

 

[Tarzan the Ape Man!]

you still got chitah by your side

Tarzan say: Cheetah only orbiter! Unga!!!