Tall guy problems

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I was in a dance club one night and shaq came in, wanna talk about a huge mofo, he's 7' 340 at the time and man, its hard to describle, I mean fills a doorway completely up, he also has like a size 24 shoes. I'm serious
 

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skirtChaser said:
I was in a dance club one night and shaq came in, wanna talk about a huge mofo, he's 7' 340 at the time and man, its hard to describle, I mean fills a doorway completely up, he also has like a size 24 shoes. I'm serious
I wonder what he eats for breakfast
 

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The one thing that annoys me most about tall men and short women is the women who prefer tall guys.

This is most common in online personals. Women are able to list their desired height in a guy and most of them want a guy to be at least 5'10. That makes me 5'6 want to go up to her and say, "Bitch you is only 5'2, now get on yo knees!"

Yes I am aware that when a woman says she only goes out with guys 5'10+ it only means she thinks she only does.

I try to avoid women above 5'9 though because it does make me a bit uncomfortable when they tower over me.
 

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wolf116 said:
I wonder what he eats for breakfast
he has a chef that cooks for him three meals a day, travels with him, he's called a nutritional specialist, I saw a story about it.
 

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Personally, I LOVE being 5'10". Not too tall, not too small. Just right.

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haha I have total opposite problem I'm 5'6 lol
 

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my height is ok, I just wish I had a smaller d!ck, gets kinda old watching these women walking around all bull legged in the morning, kinda like they just got reamed out by a "oil drill"
 

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skirtChaser said:
he has a chef that cooks for him three meals a day, travels with him, he's called a nutritional specialist, I saw a story about it.
AWESOME! That is my dream.
 

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I'm a giant, no question about that. I don't know why so many people lie about their height, its not that big of a deal. I'm just a tad under 6'10". For my job I always have to ask people for their license and you see some liars, peoples license say 6'6" when they don't even touch my shoulders lol I'm happy to be tall and clothless (you other guys know what I'm talking about, big and tall stores want you to be tall and 500lbs...designer clothes were sooo 6th grade)

Only ever seen 2 people that hit me eyelevel and none taller than me (not that they aren't out there, just haven't ever ran into any)

Eh, tall girls flock to us tall guys. Girl I'm with right now is 6'1", one before that was 6'4" I like 'em tall anyhow, nothing stranger than going missionary and not being able to see the womans face :eek:

I don't know, I feel like an outcast in a lot of social situations, I tower above everyone and I can feel the weird looks and whispers. Oh well, I got big feet, big nose and a big wang. But honestly the tall chicks usually engage with me, cant' tell ya how many times I've heard "I see you on campus ducking under stuff" or "do you play basketball?" I dunno, normal girls give me weird looks and the tall girls seem to really be the agressors.

Enough rambling sorry lol
 

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I understand. I'm not only tall, but I'm buff. I have 21 inch arms and I seem to scare way more women away with those than my height. Like I said previously, I get a lot more women being big and ripped than I got being big and fat. At 6'5 I think I'm tall enough without being "freakishly" tall.
 

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Ha! Moofasha I know what you mean about missionary. Out of principle I choose not to reinforce the stereotype and play basketball. My usual response to the "Hey, you're tall do you play basketball!?" is: "No I don't, Hey! Are you a Jockey?"
Unfortunately I'm not that buff, more long and slender with my swimmer's build.
 

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Moofahsa said:
Eh, tall girls flock to us tall guys.
I'm about 6'10 -- I don't think I've ever been "flocked" to in my entire life.

I always feel weird approaching tall girls in clubs/bars. I get this feeling in the back of my mind "God, this is so cliche, the tall guy going up to the tall girl" and never end up doing it.

I frigging love tall girls, though. I wish I met more of them.
 
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