taking yellow teeth girl out

Mr. Delicious

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Well an update, I got a date with the chick with the slightly yellow teeth. I think I have figured out a solution without hurting her feelings. I was buying gum yesterday and by chance saw some gum with whitening. Now everytime I see her I will just offer her some gum ;) :D
 

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Use the line "Wow! You've got the whitest teeth Ive ever come across!"
 

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lmao.

show up at her door with a gift-wrapped box. Tell her it's a special surprise, and that she can't open it until after you drop her off that night. She'll be anticipating it all night. As soon as she closes the door, she'll be opening it. Her family will see her, and ask what she's opening. She'll say "It's a present from Mr. Delicious! He's soo sweet!", and her family will be thinking "He's a keeper". 10 seconds later she pulls out a tube of super-brite whitening toothpaste. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at that moment.

:D
 

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Give it a try but the gum doesnt really work. I have the same problem as you do. I have flawless teeth and Im always looking to make sure hers are up to par.
 

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I know i can do better than that. But I havent had a girlfriend in over a year and I am just settling for second best. It was a sure thing, because she has liked me since we were sophomores in college.
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Yellow teeth are second best?

Sh1t man, your scraping the barrel. LOL
 

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Why do you want a discreet solution? Why ***** foot arround?

I'd tell her that her teeth are yellow and that not cleaning properly can cause gum disease - and if she didn't like that, then I'd next her ass into next week.
 

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Originally posted by Julian
Yellow teeth are second best?

Sh1t man, your scraping the barrel. LOL
hahaha no she is actually pretty hot except the teeth problem. Also they are not too bad. They are just a little less white than normal. They arent like butter yellow or anything
 

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Geez. ok , so she is pretty hot except her teeth are slightly discolred? not butter yelow, just a litle dingy? SO SIMPLE

Go ahead and establish a relationship if you can. Then on a night when the two of you are just sitting there talking bring it up.

You: Hey, I got something I gotta tell ya!
Her: what?
You: hmmm well, the other day i noticed something wrong with your teeth.
her? What? is one chipped? do I have a cavity? etc. etc.
You: they just seem to be a little yellow, you been eating something to make them discolored?
Her: not that I can think of!
You: I had a friend once with that same problem...they make this whitening gel, it works preety good, next time we go by a store i'll point it out to you.
Her: Yes please do! I never realized!

It don't matter if she knew they were yellow or not. Now she wants to change it! And, at the same time you have done her a favor without being to critical. Would you let a friend stand there with a booger in his nose? Hell no! He'd be embarassed at first that you told him, but thankful for giving him a chance to fix it later. So will she! Adopt this to your own personality. Good luck!
 

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This guy is dating a woman with yellow teeth and you guys think being overweight is a big deal?
 
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