Take massage therapy classes!

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I took some massage therapy classes and I was doing pretty well although I dropped out before finishing the program (busy with because of work schedule), but I eventually finished the program at another school. I also got a lot of practice by massaging friends and family and I got pretty good at it. I also know muscles well because I did some kinesiology and spent lots of time in the gym so it gave me a good understanding of where muscles begin and end and where they get the most sore.

Let me tell you, this is such a great thing to get close to a girl. Offer her a relaxing massage! Tell her you're good at it, you took some classes or something. Say you'll use some essential oils (maybe hot stones if you have them and know how to use them - make sure you know what you're doing if you use them), have a perfumed candle if you want and maybe some relaxing music. If you have some resistance you should be able to do a relaxing massage for 30 minutes or 1 hour without being sore in your hands or arms. And the girl is going to feel soooooo good she'll want to fall asleep in your arms!!!

What girl would say no to that! I think that girls can get more horny if you give them time, and if you get them relaxed and comfortable, and nothing does that better than a good massage. A good massage is a valuable thing as well, they would have to open their wallets to get it in a spa.

There was one particular girl about three years ago that I couldn't get out of the friend zone, and I offered her a massage one day and she couldn't get enough of it! We eventually dated for close to a year just because of that.

I wish I had known about this when I was 20, I would have gotten 100x the girls! And it's so easy. I'm now in my 30s and happily engaged, but I only started really getting girls at around 26 or 27 and being able to do good massages was a big part of it. It's just so amazing the effects it has!

I swear, just give it a shot. Look up places near you that offer massage therapy classes. You won't regret it!!!! And if you have a serious girlfriend or wife, then you can teach her and you'll give each other massages. It's not only great for getting girls to sleep with, but it's also an INCREDIBLE bonding tool for long-term couples.
 

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id rather just go to a massage parlor and get jerked off after a nice backrub
 

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foreverAFC said:
id rather just go to a massage parlor and get jerked off after a nice backrub
this. plus i dont think women would respond well to that, and by the time they would agree to somthing like that you could probably find another way to fvck them.
 

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I tell girls I did a massage course in thailand whilst travelling and then just make it up as I go along - it isn't that hard to give an ok massage. Plus, you want to be her turning her on with your touch not sending her to sleep.
 

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It's hard to make that move early in the encounter because most chicks are hip to that game, they know where it leads.

But if you have a reasonable level of comfort established then it's simply perfect. I've used this on several chicks and it always works like a charm.

In fact, if your massage skills are tight, most women simply cannot contain themselves.
 

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my ex fiancee loved massages which was too bad because i hated giving them. i'm very good at them but boy does it take a lot of patience to do them. i don't mind receiving them though.
 

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Covert contracts get you no where..
 

froznie

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apprenticedj said:
It's hard to make that move early in the encounter because most chicks are hip to that game, they know where it leads.

But if you have a reasonable level of comfort established then it's simply perfect. I've used this on several chicks and it always works like a charm.

In fact, if your massage skills are tight, most women simply cannot contain themselves.
Well yeah of course this isn't something that you'd be in line at the grocery and asking the girl in front you "hey! hi. Do you want a massage?" :eek:
 
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