Swimming openers?

[jonny football hero]

What can i say to a HOT lifeguard at my swimming pool? (that sounds a bit gay but it is a woman).
I've been racking my brains, but can't think of any openers, although i caught her look *down there*

 

[blienk]

I'd make a comment about something happening at the pool, or her job in general, since that's pretty much you know about her.

 

[Mikelo2k]

How about...

Three simple words:
"HELP I'M DROWNING!!! "

LOL, add a nice wink in there while looking at her to make sure she knows you're just kidding I figure it'd catch her attention, make her laugh a bit and from there you can follow up like:

"Hey, you looked kinda bored up there So whats your name?"

Just an idea

 

[JoeyJoJoJunior]

Here's what I did last summer, with a good rate of success. Take your sun tan lotion, and approach her, holding the lotion, ask if she "needs help" if she says yes, your in, if she says no, follow up with, "Oh, well i do." and smile. Worked for me.

 

[jonny football hero]

great stuff. thanks guys

 

[CaptainMorgan]

has anyone ever seen the movie "The Sandlot"?

 

[JoeyJoJoJunior]

lol... pull a Squints!