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So...
Here we are, the long awaited summer bootcamp. You're probably expecting some motivational speech or some influential words of wisdom, but fvck it...
Those are my only inspirational words for you. Fvck it. Go back and read them again.
Now one more time. And really try to understand this phrase. It's a simple one, but one with extreme meaning. This bootcamp is going to be the most challenging one yet, and you WILL be pushed to your limits. You will sweat, you will feel nauseous, and you will feel a million butterflies racing through your stomach.
Fvck it.
Who cares? No big deal. This is only a singular moment in your life. A life that will be filled with 29,200 days - approximately. Now, you can do nothing in this singular moment, and it will MEAN nothing, for the rest of your life. Or, you can take ACTION, and this moment may have an impact on you until the very day you die.
You nervous yet?
Meh,
Fvck it.
Your task this week is to cold approach at least 10 different women whom you have never met before, and hold at least a 30 second conversation with each and every one of them.
These are not women from your past or present, these are women of your future, women you've never met before.
It doesn't matter where or how, but you must hold at least a 30 second conversation with at least 10 different females.
Sound too tough? Too easy? Fvck it. Get it done.
I told you this would be the most challenging bootcamp yet.
You will have until July 1st to complete this task.
Bonus Task!
If you know me, you know I'm a fan of blowout openers and public embarrassment.
So, for this bonus task, you will do the Dubstep Blowout Opener.
It goes something like this:
-"Hey guys, hold on, I need you to help me with something!"
-"So basically I'm a musician, and I'm trying to expand into the dubstep area."
-"I've made a few tracks but I'm not really sure about them...tell me what you think"
-"SKRILLEX DROP THE BEAT!"
-"BRROWWWW CHICKAKHCKA ZZZURRRGGGJJJURRNNINGGGGGGG BOW BOW BOW BOW MOOOOORRRZZ BRUM BRUM BRUM BRUM BOW BOW VROOOOOMGGGG STUDDADADA CRUSSKKSS CRUAUUUUKKKKKK BOW BOW BOW WRUP WRUP WRUP"
You must then deal with their responses and try to keep the conversation going for as long as possible. I like to just stand there awkwardly for a while until they say something...with a weird look on my face. Also, this must be in a public area.
Also, this challenge is not completed unless you do it completely sober. I want you to experience the painstaking embarrassment without the aide of alcohol or substances. The pure adrenaline you'll feel after you do it will be.....liberating.
Fvck it?
Welcome to the Summer High School Bootcamp!
So...
Here we are, the long awaited summer bootcamp. You're probably expecting some motivational speech or some influential words of wisdom, but fvck it...
Those are my only inspirational words for you. Fvck it. Go back and read them again.
Now one more time. And really try to understand this phrase. It's a simple one, but one with extreme meaning. This bootcamp is going to be the most challenging one yet, and you WILL be pushed to your limits. You will sweat, you will feel nauseous, and you will feel a million butterflies racing through your stomach.
Fvck it.
Who cares? No big deal. This is only a singular moment in your life. A life that will be filled with 29,200 days - approximately. Now, you can do nothing in this singular moment, and it will MEAN nothing, for the rest of your life. Or, you can take ACTION, and this moment may have an impact on you until the very day you die.
You nervous yet?
Meh,
Fvck it.
Your task this week is to cold approach at least 10 different women whom you have never met before, and hold at least a 30 second conversation with each and every one of them.
These are not women from your past or present, these are women of your future, women you've never met before.
It doesn't matter where or how, but you must hold at least a 30 second conversation with at least 10 different females.
Sound too tough? Too easy? Fvck it. Get it done.
I told you this would be the most challenging bootcamp yet.
You will have until July 1st to complete this task.
Bonus Task!
If you know me, you know I'm a fan of blowout openers and public embarrassment.
So, for this bonus task, you will do the Dubstep Blowout Opener.
It goes something like this:
-"Hey guys, hold on, I need you to help me with something!"
-"So basically I'm a musician, and I'm trying to expand into the dubstep area."
-"I've made a few tracks but I'm not really sure about them...tell me what you think"
-"SKRILLEX DROP THE BEAT!"
-"BRROWWWW CHICKAKHCKA ZZZURRRGGGJJJURRNNINGGGGGGG BOW BOW BOW BOW MOOOOORRRZZ BRUM BRUM BRUM BRUM BOW BOW VROOOOOMGGGG STUDDADADA CRUSSKKSS CRUAUUUUKKKKKK BOW BOW BOW WRUP WRUP WRUP"
You must then deal with their responses and try to keep the conversation going for as long as possible. I like to just stand there awkwardly for a while until they say something...with a weird look on my face. Also, this must be in a public area.
Also, this challenge is not completed unless you do it completely sober. I want you to experience the painstaking embarrassment without the aide of alcohol or substances. The pure adrenaline you'll feel after you do it will be.....liberating.
Fvck it?
Welcome to the Summer High School Bootcamp!
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