Suggestions on condom carrying

[motorman]

To me you gotta use it. But I've never come up with a decent way to have on hand.
In the wallet doesnt work because you pull it out at grocery store and you got the tell tale ring pressed into the side.
In my glasses case works but everytime you open up - boing! There they are!
I just get by pack them up when I am going to spending the night over. Once I remember caught off guard I told her we are gonna do what I think we are gonna do and I'd like to make a stop first. Walgreens seemed lame so I took her to the sex shop. It was awesome she was pointing out dildos. I have thay one she told me. I knew she was DTF.
But I dont know a classy way to have on hand. A way they wont pop out accidentally in front of the world but they will when its time to get down.

 

[Maximummax]

Doesn't you jeans/pants have more pockets. if not get it stitched by tailor

 

[Don-Kong]

Almost all chicks have them in their top drawer.
Your place should be the same.
Are you banging chicks outside or in toilets?

 

[Albatross953]

Between two cards in your wallet. Not good for them though.

 

[motorman]

Almost all chicks have them in their top drawer.
Your place should be the same.
Are you banging chicks outside or in toilets?

On the airlplane once. I couldn't believe it. She was far more attractive than I'd mixed it up with before. She got up from another chair. The guy sitting next to her was coming on to her all wrong. It came together for me. No condom. Bad move but had to.
Bathrooms happen to but usually can prolong it. In the car in a parking spot.
At the house its cool. It's best when I remember ahead of time and pull one out stuff under the pillow so don't gotta get up. I hate that when I gotta fumble around in the dark looking for it.
There is a pocket in the underwear. I think you supposed to piss out but I never do that. I put it in there and she goes for it.

 

[motorman]

Doesn't you jeans/pants have more pockets. if not get it stitched by tailor

Yea but if that pops out at work I might gwt fired. Or pat on back?

 

[Demonpenz]

I had a condom in my wallet and it broke.

 

[IBreatheSpears]

In the wallet doesnt work because you pull it out at grocery store and you got the tell tale ring pressed into the side.

... So? Are you afraid that some eagle-eyed stranger will spot the vague outline of a condom in your wallet and bellow "Everyone look: this man carries contraceptives! THAT MEANS HE AS SEX SOMETIMES! Point at him and laugh!"? Be proud of that shît. Next time you get a boner in public, you better not try to hide it. Take a leaf out of Silvio Berlusconi's book (in fact take all the leaves, Berlusconi as alpha as fûck).

 

[Blistex]

In the wallet doesnt work because you pull it out at grocery store and you got the tell tale ring pressed into the side.

Perhaps invest in a new wallet? Mine barely shows it. But as others have advised, there is no need to be worried or embarrassed about it showing.

I keep two condoms in my wallet and the condom box in my home drawer.

 

[Masculinity]

I would not keep them in my car or carry them in my wallet. Latex debilitates at surprisingly low temperatures. It has been demonstrated that even your body heat--over long periods of time, such as in your wallet--can significantly increase the probability of breakage.

 

[Mike32ct]

I have learned this is not the case in my experience.

Some of these chicks are either really freaky or just flat-out naïve, because several that I have fvucked have actually tried talking me OUT of using a condom.

^This.

The number of women that would do it raw still blows my mind. IME, less than half even mentioned a condom.

The others range from "Don't mention a condom and hope he just sticks in it" to "Sigh or eyeroll of disappointment" when you put one on to the "I hate condoms" line to the most aggressive that try to talk you out of using them.

But as for storage, just put one in your pocket* on nights you go out or on a date. Try to use a different pocket than your wallet so it doesn't fall out when you pay for stuff.

*I always check my pockets before dropping clothes off at the dry cleaners. Not that I'd be embarrassed if they found a rubber. But I don't need a melted one in my pocket after it goes through the hot press lol.

 

[SgtSplacker]

I just keep them in a stash in my car. Usually I have an idea when i'm getting laid or even trying to get laid and i'll transfer to pocket or wallet as necessary.

 

[MattTheW]

Stash in the house near the bed.
Nights out will put in wallet
Who gives a sh1t if other people see you're carrying? In this day and age its the best way to be.......

 

[Bokanovsky]

^This.

The number of women that would do it raw still blows my mind. IME, less than half even mentioned a condom.

The others range from "Don't mention a condom and hope he just sticks in it" to "Sigh or eyeroll of disappointment" when you put one on to the "I hate condoms" line to the most aggressive that try to talk you out of using them.

Of all the women I've had sex with, I can count on one hand the number that have actually asked me to put on a condom. The vast majority fell into the "don't mention the condom and hope he just sticks it in" category.

 

[Atom Smasher]

I keep mine in an ammo case.

 

[motorman]

... So? Are you afraid that some eagle-eyed stranger will spot the vague outline of a condom in your wallet and bellow "Everyone look: this man carries contraceptives! THAT MEANS HE AS SEX SOMETIMES! Point at him and laugh!"? Be proud of that shît. Next time you get a boner in public, you better not try to hide it. Take a leaf out of Silvio Berlusconi's book (in fact take all the leaves, Berlusconi as alpha as fûck).

Berlusconi is the m-f man! He's someone I could aspire to be but sure as hell aint there yet.

I will feel better about having my condoms spotted when I'm getting laid more.

 

[VladPatton]

Pop em in your shoes, man. You'll be gellin' like a badass mofo with mad heel support to chase after babes. Dr. Scholl's ain't got dıck on 2 Trojans. Then, when you're about to send your Spartan warrior through the Hot Gates, you reach down and you grab em outta your Nikes. A few tips, though:

- Doesn't work well with flip-flops
- Doesn't work well with Jesus Creepers
- Doesn't work well with cowboy boots (too long and you gotta dig in there elbow deep for it).

With all the Greek references I made, feel free to give it to her Greek style round #2. Don't worry, buddy, you're covered, just check the other shoe!

 

[VladPatton]

Re-post...SoSuave took a dump.

 

[Bokanovsky]

I keep mine in an ammo case.

What do you tell them when they ask why your piece smells like gunpowder?

 

[Zarky]

I just put one in the change pocket of my jeans.