Stupidest possible names ever

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Let's hear them...

I'm trying to name my future children, but with a fun twist.

Gromelius?

Buzz?

Jungle man?

LOL this is fun!:cheer:
 

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Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.

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This is sorta related, and I find it funny as hell.

Found out that there is a 98 degrees cover band.

All the members are homosexuals, and the band name is: (In tribute to 98 degrees' most prominent member)

D!ck Le Gay


hahahahahahaha
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
koolo, if you live in a spanish or italian area
Lol.
 

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My cousins name is Xavier(not sure how to spell it, but like the X-Men Guy) but he goes by Guy
My other cousin(same parents) is Bunky

Yeah they gave really crappy names
 

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Originally posted by Plane
My cousins name is Xavier(not sure how to spell it, but like the X-Men Guy) but he goes by Guy
My other cousin(same parents) is Bunky

Yeah they gave really crappy names
Xavier is an awesome name.

Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit.
 

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In primary school there was a guy called Ching Chong.

Also my teacher once met a guy called Richard Head ("Just call me D!ck").

Unfortunately never met anyone called Ben Dover.
 

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It's easy to suggest a dumb name, but they might not be realistic.

For instance: Crumulor, Xybyzzt, or Waffle would be terrible names, but I don't think anyone is going to name their kid something like that.

If you really want a scare - look at what some of the celebrities name their children.

taken from This Article

..."The list keeps growing. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are the parents of Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle. Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay singer Chris Martin recently begat Apple. Sylvester Stallone sired Sage Moonblood and Sistine Rose. Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette are the proud parents of Coco. Singer Erykah Badu -- herself on the celebrity all-name team -- has a child named Puma..."

It keeps going...I mean, "Sage Moonblood"? What is this? Dungeons and Dragons? Jesus, these kids are lucky they'll be rich.

<EDIT> On a side note, the name Herman made me laugh.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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sh*t head...nuff said.

Sherman...

Donny....

Francis (guy or girl)


Butch...

Petie...

Oliver...

Bernie....(laughs)

Those are some pretty sucky ones. However, the best name to name a kid....JONATHAN. :D
 
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