Here is something I’ve always found funny.
20-25 year old girl opens her legs and f-ucks around (LJBFs all the nice guys)
10 years later.
30-35 year old woman now expects nice guys to like her and give her a ring.
...
30-35 year old nice guy says "fu-ck you, I now have money and a nice car"
20-25 year old hot girl with fake boobs says – “slap my ass daddy”
20-25 year old girl opens her legs and f-ucks around (LJBFs all the nice guys)
10 years later.
30-35 year old woman now expects nice guys to like her and give her a ring.
...
30-35 year old nice guy says "fu-ck you, I now have money and a nice car"
20-25 year old hot girl with fake boobs says – “slap my ass daddy”