Stripper Won't Take My Money!

[allbeef]

I go to a club about twice a week. There are two girls that I always make sure to see. One is a petite Asian with long dark hair and the the other is a big busted Latina. I often just talk to them over drinks. Last Friday I went and had a drink with the Asian. When I got ready to cover the bill I was told not to worry. That it was taken care of. I looked around to see if it was a joke. I know nobody who goes there. She assured me that it was okay. Is this normal? I have spent a large chunk of change there. I was thinking maybe it was a policy to reward the better customers. I am a little scared to go back now. I am thinking she might actually like me and did all this herself. It is all very strange.

 

[Deadly_Ripped]

Whether she paid for it herself or the owner/manager told her to comp you, it's like being at a casino. The regulars get free stuff every once in a while because it helps business and it makes you a happier customer.

Everybody wins!

If she was really interested in you, she probably would have done a lot more than foot the bill for a few drinks i.e. she might've tried to get your # or given you hers.

You're a good customer and she's being a very good entertainer!

 

[Prodigy746]

now i am curious to know how much you spent there.

 

[Iceberg]

now i am curious to know how much you spent there.

And I'm curious about who goes to strip clubs twice a week. This guy live in a small town or something? Go to bars. Meet some real chicks to bring home.

 

[pinhas]

I think she likes you!

Try to sheks her up..

 

[allbeef]

It is not like I go every night of the week. I just go about two times a week. I am going later tonight and will let you know what happens. I prefer getting a meal and drink there over hanging with a bunch of dads and their kids and wives at Chili's. I had that life for ten years. Now I just pay child support and send my kids cards for the holidays.

The strip scene is perfect. I get to have a good meal, watch the game, see some nips, and have a drink. Adds a few rays of sunshine to a typical grey day. On the way home I am usually so turned on that I finish before I even get onto the freeway.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I go to a club about twice a week. There are two girls that I always make sure to see. One is a petite Asian with long dark hair and the the other is a big busted Latina. I often just talk to them over drinks. Last Friday I went and had a drink with the Asian. When I got ready to cover the bill I was told not to worry. That it was taken care of. I looked around to see if it was a joke. I know nobody who goes there. She assured me that it was okay. Is this normal? I have spent a large chunk of change there. I was thinking maybe it was a policy to reward the better customers. I am a little scared to go back now. I am thinking she might actually like me and did all this herself. It is all very strange.

Try telling your mom to give you your allowance after she's finished working her customers. This will ensure avoidance of further embarrassment. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[Iceberg]

That's sad.

-GGTW

Hilarious. And true.

It's very sad.

 

[allbeef]

Well, just got done. Did not stay there that long. Just wanted to get a meal in and a nice drink. They had prime rib tonight. They actually do a great job with it. Not overdone like a lot of strip joints. This is a classy place. Most of you probably would not be allowed in even if you were old enough. I had Bourbon & Branch to end the night.

I talked to my favorite stripper tonight. Problem was that one of the Asian girls I met at Starbucks was messaging me a lot. Felt strange sitting with a stripper while a nice girl was trying to flirt with me. Interesting enough I did not pay for the drink tonight. Did pay for the dinner. The secret is to tip the guys at the door more than anyone else. They call the shots. I could really give a damn about strippers. I have had a few take care of me, but never a relationship. Now, the Asian girl at Starbucks is a different story. If she is as sweet and innocent as she sounds I will have to sweet talk her until she gives it up. I am very patient with such prudes because I am always working at least five or six of them at a time. It takes a while with the sweet ones. You gotta wear them down.

The stripper still has me confused. I usually can tell if one is full of s--- or not. The Latina I also like is full of s---. I simply like watching her jugs bobble up and down as she chats with me. Hey, it is a simple pleasure. The Asian girl is someone I might actually take out for dinner if I thought she would be interested. Only problem is that I do have issues screwing strippers. Sex with strippers is usually the worst sex there is. I would much prefer sweet talking the Asian girl from Starbucks into bed.

If this is all so sad then what did you do today? Huh? While I was chatting up hot hb's most of you were in class studying about cloud formations.

 

[Alle_Gory]

If this is all so sad then what did you do today? Huh? While I was chatting up hot hb's most of you were in class studying about cloud formations.

I'll tell you what's sad. A grown ass man eating dinner at strip joints and thinking that's classy.

While there might be a lot of young people here, you shouldn't be looking down on them. They have one thing you don't. Potential. They have time to become something great if they choose. You've used up all of yours and look where it's gotten you. Nowhere? Hell, you might have even more but you're going to p*ss that away too because of your attitude and need for pointless ego gratification.

Stop with the nonsense.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Well, just got done. Did not stay there that long. Just wanted to get a meal in and a nice drink. They had prime rib tonight. They actually do a great job with it. Not overdone like a lot of strip joints. This is a classy place. Most of you probably would not be allowed in even if you were old enough. I had Bourbon & Branch to end the night.

I talked to my favorite stripper tonight. Problem was that one of the Asian girls I met at Starbucks was messaging me a lot. Felt strange sitting with a stripper while a nice girl was trying to flirt with me. Interesting enough I did not pay for the drink tonight. Did pay for the dinner. The secret is to tip the guys at the door more than anyone else. They call the shots. I could really give a damn about strippers. I have had a few take care of me, but never a relationship. Now, the Asian girl at Starbucks is a different story. If she is as sweet and innocent as she sounds I will have to sweet talk her until she gives it up. I am very patient with such prudes because I am always working at least five or six of them at a time. It takes a while with the sweet ones. You gotta wear them down.

The stripper still has me confused. I usually can tell if one is full of s--- or not. The Latina I also like is full of s---. I simply like watching her jugs bobble up and down as she chats with me. Hey, it is a simple pleasure. The Asian girl is someone I might actually take out for dinner if I thought she would be interested. Only problem is that I do have issues screwing strippers. Sex with strippers is usually the worst sex there is. I would much prefer sweet talking the Asian girl from Starbucks into bed.

If this is all so sad then what did you do today? Huh? While I was chatting up hot hb's most of you were in class studying about cloud formations.

Glad you asked. Today I saw a cloud formation that looked like a giant vag. I'm pretty sure it was a Cumulonimbus. I was giving myself a reach around while staring at it from the window of my mother's bassment.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

To each their own as far as strip clubs go. I go probably 1-3x a year, only after a night out with the boys or if I'm in Vegas, but they can be fun.

I do think its a little funny that the OP thinks the stripper likes him. Not saying it doesn't happen all the time because it does, but based on the fact that he goes there twice a week, its HIGHLY likely that the comp'd bill was a way of the club showing appreciation and telling him "please keep visiting."

If he's really working 5-6 chicks at time on the regular, then who cares if he goes to the strip club twice, three times or even everyday?

I do have to say the FIRST thing I thought of when I read this post and the mention of eating at the strip club was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKejwO1upQ&playnext=1&list=PLCC4570CBBF5F9CDB&index=15

Fast-forward to 3:50-til the end..... f-in hilarious!!! LOL





PIMP

 

[Zarky]

I think the OP needs our help not our disapprobation. Often strip clubs are good for "recovering husbands." It gets them around women without the possibility of anything other than a nice view for awhile. Lots of guys do it when they're getting over some big issue in their lives.

Having said that, there is a time when one must graduate from that kind of thing and start interacting with real women who aren't being paid to pretend they find you interesting.

 

[goodfoot]

To each their own as far as strip clubs go. I go probably 1-3x a year, only after a night out with the boys or if I'm in Vegas, but they can be fun.

I do think its a little funny that the OP thinks the stripper likes him. Not saying it doesn't happen all the time because it does, but based on the fact that he goes there twice a week, its HIGHLY likely that the comp'd bill was a way of the club showing appreciation and telling him "please keep visiting."

If he's really working 5-6 chicks at time on the regular, then who cares if he goes to the strip club twice, three times or even everyday?

I do have to say the FIRST thing I thought of when I read this post and the mention of eating at the strip club was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKejwO1upQ&playnext=1&list=PLCC4570CBBF5F9CDB&index=15

Fast-forward to 3:50-til the end..... f-in hilarious!!! LOL





PIMP

I was thinking about that Chris Rock standup, too.

 

[BBbardot]

the way we can all assume OP is, putting together the information he gave in the starbuck thread and this one:

well he is middle aged, probably fat, only contact he has with his kids is birthday cards, and thats fine with him. He goes a few times a week in a strip club to "get a meal, get some drinks, watch the game" and apparently it's the sunshine of his life.

He enjoys touching himself behind his steering wheel, before stepping out of his car ( Im thinking a truck), to put himself in a " sexual mood". He then hold this thought and walk in an establishment, proudly wearing his " sexual mood" on his face. He then proceed asking girls for a pen or handing them their drinks as a trick to get them to approach their hand of his so he can briefly caress it......While he touches those women hands he probably have this " sexual look" on his face (and i'm thinking about jack nickolson in the shinnning) He then probably get aroused and it doesn't get further. Although in his magination it does. He imagines that the girl felt his touch and that he could have started talking to her about the one pen, yep, and maybe get her number.... As he is lost in his thoughts, wondering about this, he goes and take a seat at a table where there is a decent view on some "asian girls" ( asian prude and timid girl are his fantasy so they might not even be there, only in his head, but let's assume they are there.)

He is then sitting there, staring at girls in this starbucks cafe and when they realise a middle age fat creepy guy is staring at them with a "sexual look" they both look at him and get the creeps =>but in OP's eyes, he got their attention! So, he gets hard, and quickly post about it on sosuave.

when some members comment saying he is sick. He decide to fabricate a bright end to his story. He went to their table and those young girls gave him nicely not only their numbers, but their name, and added him on facebook to make sure this creppy middle age men, can find out where they live, where they sleep, who they are friends with etc... RIGHT

this nice average joe easily admits he enjoys lying to others and also to himself, which is paradoxical cause confessing this is also being very honest with himself and to others ( us fellow members).



just writting it creeps me out. Would make a great movie. In the head of a psychotic.

I'm affraid that the day he will post he had sex with a girl.................... Well the reality might be tany bit different : / :nervous:


Edit: oh and i forgot. Op enjoy walking around without underwear. Unable him to feels his "parts" at all Time this makes him feel more manly... This says It all

 

[5string]

the way we can all assume OP is, putting together the information he gave in the starbuck thread and this one:

well he is middle aged, probably fat, only contact he has with his kids is birthday cards, and thats fine with him. He goes a few times a week in a strip club to "get a meal, get some drinks, watch the game" and apparently it's the sunshine of his life.

He enjoys touching himself behind his steering wheel, before stepping out of his car ( Im thinking a truck), to put himself in a " sexual mood". He then hold this thought and walk in an establishment, proudly wearing his " sexual mood" on his face. He then proceed asking girls for a pen or handing them their drinks as a trick to get them to approach their hand of his so he can briefly caress it......While he touches those women hands he probably have this " sexual look" on his face (and i'm thinking about jack nickolson in the shinnning) He then probably get aroused and it doesn't get further. Although in his magination it does. He imagines that the girl felt his touch and that he could have started talking to her about the one pen, yep, and maybe get her number.... As he is lost in his thoughts, wondering about this, he goes and take a seat at a table where there is a decent view on some "asian girls" ( asian prude and timid girl are his fantasy so they might not even be there, only in his head, but let's assume they are there.)

He is then sitting there, staring at girls in this starbucks cafe and when they realise a middle age fat creepy guy is staring at them with a "sexual look" they both look at him and get the creeps =>but in OP's eyes, he got their attention! So, he gets hard, and quickly post about it on sosuave.

when some members comment saying he is sick. He decide to fabricate a bright end to his story. He went to their table and those young girls gave him nicely not only their numbers, but their name, and added him on facebook to make sure this creppy middle age men, can find out where they live, where they sleep, who they are friends with etc... RIGHT

this nice average joe easily admits he enjoys lying to others and also to himself, which is paradoxical cause confessing this is also being very honest with himself and to others ( us fellow members).



just writting it creeps me out. Would make a great movie. In the head of a psychotic.

I'm affraid that the day he will post he had sex with a girl.................... Well the reality might be tany bit different : / :nervous:


Edit: oh and i forgot. Op enjoy walking around without underwear. Unable him to feels his "parts" at all Time this makes him feel more manly... This says It all

Great advice from some 17 year old French chick who takes pole dancing lessons.

 

[BBbardot]

Great advice from some 17 year old French chick who takes pole dancing lessons.

It's a lot of fun! And a great upper body workout. And it's with a group of girlfriend. Each time we get out of there were on saturdays were happy and exhausted. and we do that in a workout outfit like short and tank top. It's not like i'm stripping^^
but yeah my post was not an advise but more an essay about OP thanks to a collection of information he posted. It was quite funny to write.



dare telling me this is not cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCTlEgbpJ8g
it's not where we go to take lessons but yeah that'sthe concept. You see, nothing weird (nevermind the fat girls on the video and also, our instructor is hotter and the place we take classes is a very cool club ran by DJ David Guetta's wife.
since i stopped classical dance it helps staying flexible too.

 

[HolyG]

It's a lot of fun! And a great upper body workout.

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAH
:crackup:

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Hey if its such a great "upper body workout" then suck more d!ck...that's a GREAT mouth and jaw workout


The OP is "creepy" for watching / flirting w/ strippers. And middle aged and fat
But girls are allowed to LEARN STRIPPING TECHNIQUES without shame...


AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAH
oh my god
I laughed so fuking hard at this.

BBardot, do you know how stupid you sound? How hypocritical your posts are?

 

[5string]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAH
:crackup:

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Hey if its such a great "upper body workout" then suck more d!ck...that's a GREAT mouth and jaw workout


The OP is "creepy" for watching / flirting w/ strippers. And middle aged and fat
But girls are allowed to LEARN STRIPPING TECHNIQUES without shame...


AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAH
oh my god
I laughed so fuking hard at this.

BBardot, do you know how stupid you sound? How hypocritical your posts are?

Hear ya. Just try not to hurl on your keyboard when you start laughing again! :crackup:

 

[BBbardot]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAH
:crackup:

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Hey if its such a great "upper body workout" then suck more d!ck...that's a GREAT mouth and jaw workout


The OP is "creepy" for watching / flirting w/ strippers. And middle aged and fat
But girls are allowed to LEARN STRIPPING TECHNIQUES without shame...


AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAH
oh my god
I laughed so fuking hard at this.

BBardot, do you know how stupid you sound? How hypocritical your posts are?

oh no i didn't say that going to strip clubis creepy, silly I even said in another thread yesterday that i went a few times after clubs with friends to watch/flirt with strippers It's fun, I even said i got a dance. What i'm saying it's that the whole thing he said, can unable us to put together a portrait and that's a creepy one, and it's actually quite funnt i mean going to strip sometimes is a things, going twice a week to eat just hang out alone, AND admitting it's the hightlight of your week, it's another thing ^^
if that wasn't clear in the paragraphe above, i think going to a strip club is fiiiine, it's fun, and quite surréalistic. But not too often or it spoils it. Well that'smy opinion. I even said it yesterday in another post, look it up i don't think i'm being hypocritical. Being silly yes. I have no real reason to go after this poor man but come one, you have to admit it's prety funny.

please just read my post again with a peacefull mind instead of jumping on me like an animal, you would probably agree and even find it funny ^ ^