sticky a jokes section

[protienpowder]

Everyone loves a good joke, right? We should sticky a jokes discussion with some good jokes to tell girls. All jokes are good evern corny ones, as long as their clever. I'll go first:

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[Doggystyle]

knock knock.............

 

[NoNickname]

Why can't I gain weight when Ronaldo?:crackup:

 

[Lifeforce]

I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself

 

[Rocker]

Why can't I gain weight when Ronaldo?:crackup:

It doesn't make sense to me

 

[MrS]

when ronal-do.
I didn't get it either.

 

[Le Parisien]

Your mama's so fat that... (with the right accent of course)

 

[NoNickname]

when ronal-do.
I didn't get it either.

I think you got it. Grammatically right would be Ronal-does, but that's not his name. So, that's why it's just Ronaldo.

 

[Sean O]

You: Knock knock.
Listener: Who's there?
You: Interupting cow.
Listener: Interu--
You: Moo.

 

[hot stuff]

this is pathetic! you are all a joke

 

[shiningshadow]

This is a bad thread. I think I will contribute:

So, she's wearing some odd thing or you just want to make fun of her.

You: So, did you lose a bet with someone?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can't think why you'd leave the house wearing that.*

*You could also say "looking like that" or just "like that".

 

[NoNickname]

This is a bad thread. I think I will contribute:

So, she's wearing some odd thing or you just want to make fun of her.

You: So, did you lose a bet with someone?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can't think why you'd leave the house wearing that.*

*You could also say "looking like that" or just "like that".

That is an example of ****y and funny. This is a jokes' thread.

 

[Rocker]

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

 

[protienpowder]

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Dude, where did you hear that joke? I use that one all the time.

Do you also know these ones?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
cuz it was dead
Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree?
cuz it was stapled to the monkey

 

[milrenkb]

Hate to spoil the party but I find that girls don't like jokes unless their drunk. The humor that gets girls going are impersinations, stories, and crazy observations. Basically things that occur in the normal flow of a converstation.

On the other hand it helps to have her tell you a joke as a way to establish your frame.

With that said if you can get a girl to laugh at a joke and touch you then thats a major IOI.

 

[habdragon08]

a dysclepsic guy walks into a bra....

 

[Lifeforce]

That is an example of ****y and funny. This is a jokes' thread.

No that's ****y&insulting.

 

[shiningshadow]

^^Teasing would be a better description.

ON-TOPIC: I know a really good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.

 

[Lifeforce]

^^Teasing would be a better description.

ON-TOPIC: I know a really good knock knock joke, but you have to start it.

That is no way teasing. Peoples appearances are a very delicate thing to comment on. It's much better to base the C&F upon yourself and make her appearance a positive thing while you are ****y. It's hard to do ****y funny when the other part is offended. She might laugh, but in her head she's kicking you in the groin. C&F should be fun for both of you and give you better connection.

Teasing is lighthearted play. Her confidence is probably tied up in her appearence pretty much as it is in most people. Tease her about stuff which her confidence doesn't take a hit from.

My suggestion is for you to read the bible, especially indy's post which gives examples of C&F under the Jerk Vs Nice Guy section before you ever post a similar example again.

 

[Desdinova]

This thread's so bad, it's ..... ummmm..

Uh...

Nevermind. Forget it.