Stalker (probably) caught me masturbating (rant)

[seagull]

Just act like nothing happened when you next see her.

 

[Mr.Positive]

Just tell her you were thinking about her the other night, and magically, you heard her voice through the window.

She will beem with pleasure (if she did not see you masturbate), or her jaw will drop from shock (if she did see you).

Either way, you will know, and have a good laugh too.

 

[Demon]

What he said.

Was that really necessary? Don't encourage him. ;p