Oh, Mr P! You are talking to me? You never did respond to the last neg rep you left me for a misunderstanding on your part that I messaged you about. I thought you had me on ignore or some stupid crap.
I am positive I found squirrels. I have his number and his address, and I do think he would get a kick out of getting a call from the Great Iq. However I also think he is going to be really p!ssed at me. So I don't think I am going to go there. But it is very, very tempting. And yes, it would go something like this:
"Hi, can I speak to Mark?"
"This is he"
"Oh, hi squirrels! This is iqqi!"
And none of the pics I saw of him really established height, I think that is kind of hard to judge from a picture. Also, I don't think squirrels had an issue with people misjudging what he might look like in person. I think he may have appreciated the mystery and confusion.