Spray on tanning

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Well, I'm just white. I never tan. I just burn and go white.

I wanted to know if any of you guys had any luck with that instant, spray on tan stuff. I want to give it a try, but I want to be tan not orange.

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It looks ridiculous. Those gradual tan lotions seem to look a lot more natural, though.
 

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Negative. Think about long and hard man, do you really wanna be grouped into the catagory of men who spray tan? Like these assclowns...



I sure as fvck hope not.
 

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Better don't use the tan.
During science I learnd that carrots will help you to brown a bit and is also good for youre eyes.
 

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Treetz said:
That is some excessively picture... with this product you can just put on a lighty summer look:

http://www.dove.us/collections/energyglow/default.asp
Yeah that's the kind of stuff I was referring to. I used it last summer when I was traveling through Europe, and it was very natural looking. Only problem is getting it under and around your fingernails. Be sure to wash that off as quickly as possible, or you'll get this ugly unnatural orange-ness around around your nails.


J-dog - is that really true about carrots?
 

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do fake tans have different levels of darkness???

Im naturally brown on my face and forearms but the rest im whitish and i want it to match
 

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The dove thing got tans for diffrent skin colors. Why don't yall take a solar bench, I think its way faster to tan almost every part of your body.
 

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Forget about spray tanning. It's blatantly obvious and only masks an underlying problem. Look at it like this; what do you think of guys who "comb over" the scraps left on the top of thier heads? It's pathetic and reaching.

It's the same mentality.

If you want to tan go to a salon or outside if permitted. One piece of advice though, spend some money on a very very good tanning oil, one with a good spf and no mineral oil because it will eat away at your epidermis and cause severe burning.

This is what I use (it's primarily for indoor tanning but works just as well in the sun):

http://www.tanninglotionsource.com/California_Tan_Deep_Karma_p/ct-1095.htm

I did buy it for the name (it's kitchy) but I found the green tea and ginseng help keep my sking brown much more effectively.
 

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Methuselah said:
Negative. Think about long and hard man, do you really wanna be grouped into the catagory of men who spray tan? Like these assclowns...



I sure as fvck hope not.
That picture is hilarious, touche man. As for the topic, my FB uses this "summer glow" by Neutrogena... it's like a lotion but it tans you out after a week and it looks fantastic. Pretty sure it's under 15$ too!
 
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