speedos and pickups.

J-Bone

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Well I've been reading a bit in here right now but everything is kind of depressing for the mood im in right now. We were supposed to be partying tonight and my friend and his gf fell asleep so im left here without my truck and very bored, so I guess I will tell everyone about last night.

Me and my friend were sitting around last night and we rndomly decided to run around the apartments we live in wearing speedos. So we went off to walmart and finally found a couple to wear. So we came back and put em on and took through the streets.

While we were walking, we were getting whisles and having girls shout to us left and right. finally we got these two girls to stop both were around HB8's and they wanted to talk to us

HB8's- Hey sexy *whistle*
HB8's-Looks like someones having a good day!
Me- Well would you look at the weather. it's calling for a sense of adventure.
HB8's- I see (smiles and glances down to check the package) So do y'all normally run around in speedos?
Me- well we didn't used to... you see we used to be apart of this nudist colony a while back, but after having an unpleasant conversation with a police officer, we decided to at slip into something decent.
HB8's- well, its very decent but i still think you'd get in trouble, its decent somewhere else though.
Me- (interupting) oh you mean like your bedroom? comon now (giving her a tsk tsk) you barely know me and you're already trying to get me into your apartment.
HB8's- well .... um....(blushing) most guys dont normally have a sense of adventure to do things like this
My friend- So what you're saying is (light kino brushing hand across the arm) is that we should be introduced properly.
Me- So it won't be wierd when you guys kidnap us and take us back to the apartment ;)
HB8's- oh well im ****** and this is ****** (forgot the names) and who said it'd be kidnapping
my friend- im @#$%%
HB8's- nice to meet you
me- im J-bone, and for gods sake (mocking "nice to meet you") dont you thin thats a bit ordinary for something like this.(smiles)
HB8's- so before we kidnap you...

just then a cop pulls up and we both have to run and we finally eluded him to the otherside of the complex and this girl is standing outside while im telling my friend about me not really likeing clothing all that much loud enough for her to hear. she laughed so we took the opener since the ice was broken.


I gotta finish this in a minute i really need to take a leak....
 

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ok here goes the conversation btw she was like a hb7

friend- shes laughing at us
me- or is she laughing with us?
hb7- with y'all you guys are crazy!
friend- would you say that if we was nude?
hb7- no i'd invite y'all in for a beer
me beer oh i must know your name
hb7- @#$^%^#
me- wow thats a unique name ive never heard that before
hb7- well my parent blah blah blah
me- really well im j-bone
friend- and im @#$%
me- well i may not be nude but i could stop by sometime and then we could talk about that beer
hb7- (laughs)

we talked blah blah blah C&F for a bit i forgot what all was said and then she asked for our numbers. and we made our close. we got back to the apartment and got some smokes and started back on our adventure. after a little while and several whistles and hey baby's later we made it back around and apparently we had been the talk of the night because there were more girls out a hb6 and a hb8.

hb7- hey theres my new friends right there!
me- hey sounds like you have been talking about us. and who are your fiends.

I approach and get names and shake hands girl shake of course.
while talking I kept eye contact and subtle smiles using C&F and smooth talking my way into a high value. I swear they say don't ever look at a girls tits but they checked my package out countless times. After being begged practically with girls natural pickup ways I agreed I'd come by "one day" and made the close. my friend had his girl the second time so he didn't do much talking but the point is. If you run around in speedos, with confidence, you will be surprised at how easy pickups can be. just don't get arrested. and have fun with it!
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Stéphane said:
I would do it! Sounds fun. lol.
my brotha another fellow jackass like me.

haha if that guy knew me he wouldn't even think of it as being something crazy at all
 
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