South American Girls IN South America

[madgame]

Hey. I was wondering, if anyone here has been to a south american country before and could tell me what the chicks/the overall situation in the country was like. I have to say I'm really a fan of dark-skinned women, the type I prefer is brown skin and black hair (I do like blonde, azn and black chicks too, but hey I gotta have a favorite flavor right?;-)). I guess that means I should go to brazil, cuba or colombia. I've heard colombian chicks were the hottest in whole south america (even hotter than brazilian chicks), but then again I've heard colombia was REALLY dangerous (probably depending on where you go, tho..).


I wanna learn spanish so brazil won't be a good idea to go either I guess or do the girls over there usually speak some english/spanish? I heard they UNDERSTOOD spanish fairly well, but that it was hard for a spanish speaker to understand THEM...


About Cuba I've read pretty much only positive things. I mean the women seem to be hot, the country seems to be fairly safe (due to completely exagerrated measures by the police..who sometimes happen to just shoot thiefs which would be pretty strange here in Europe and in the US, too I guess). I read American citizens werent really allowed to travel there but that it didnt pose a problem in reality ..or well they werent allowed to "buy" anything there (which everyone who goes there will). Is bringing cigars to a european country LEGAL, tho? Anyways if I try to find something out about Cuba and women, etc. by googling for it I always run into sex tourism sites...and I wouldnt wanna go there to take advantage of poor little girls or women who have to **** me for a few bucks because they're trying to survive. But I guess there gotta be a possibility to get busy with 'normal' cuban girls who just want to have some fun, too, right?

Anyways I hope somebody can give me some input on this subject. I guess a lot of u guys have 'at least' been to Mexico right? Or maybe there are some other interesting countries in south america, that I havent thought of yet....oh yea how about the dominican republic?

Thx fellas

P.S.: I wouldn't wanna go there only to get a couple of one night stands or whateva (tho it can be fun if the girl wants it too and you dont take advantange of anyone..thats how i see it), but to have a great overall experience..and well if the chicks are hot in the place thats just a big plus isnt it lol.

 

[Julian]

uhhh you dont want to go to colombia homie. One of the most dangerous countries in the world.


id like to go to brazil but i heard aids is pumpin hardcore down there.

 

[Coolage]

I hear Argentina is really cheap and a lot of fun

 

[Sp1kez]

venezuela its where its at...........just look at it this way......venezuela is the country with the most Miss Universe wins.....

 

[DJDanny]

but canada is home to the most recent

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

Colombian and Brazilian girls have some fine bodies and nice butts. When they wear those tight jeans them butts look good you just wanna bear hug them from behind...

just another reason why they're better than american women. It makes my blood boil in anger seeing american chicks here wearing loose/baggy pants. DAMN IT B1TCHES WEAR THEM JEANS TIGHT TO MAKE YOUR BUTTS LOOK GOOD, THATS WHAT THEY WERE MADE FOR DAMNIT!!

If you want to go to south america go to Chile. Best country in south america with best economy, safe, but the only problem is that a lot if not most of the population is from european crop (same as argentina). So you probably won't find mostly dark skinned brazilian type looking girls there that you like. Overall any south american country you will find nice girls. South american girls are traditional, affectionate, romantic, they make good girlfriends and good wives.

 

[madgame]

UMMM I know this isn't south, but central america, but how about MEXICAN girls? When I said dark-skinned women, I didn't really mean black girls (though I like em too..girls, girls, girls (can u hear the song playin?lol)), but just the (really) tan type of girl with black hair, cause that's really my type. Are there many of them in Mexico? I mean...this girl on desperate housewives is Mexican-American and she's the type I was referring to. Jessica Alba is mad hot, too and she's only half-spanish/mexican (the other half danish and something else which is rather pale ;-)) and is fairly tann and has black/darkbrown (whateva) hair. You know I'm not living in the US of A but in Europe, so I've probably hardly ever seen a Mexican (other than on TV). Those 2 girls I was just talking about are pretty much the type I'm into, however I heard a lot of mexicans were "mestizo" ..and a lot of them have that indian (as in native american) look, like ppl from Peru etc. too I guess....So anyways please shed some light on this issue, if you've been to Mexico before...or well to Cali or Texas ;-).

 

[Huno]

Being hispanic myself, I gotta say Colombian, Mexican and Brazilian are my favorites; Colombian women especially get me going (Shakira... damn).

Since Brazilians don't typically speak spanish, and Colombia is a drug war, I'd say go to Mexico. Venezuelans are hotties, too, from what I've seen.

 

[madgame]

I've heard living in Bogota (the biggest city in colombia, I guess) is suicide, but that baranquilla (the city shakira is from and supposedly the safest city in Colombia) is quite safe...however I don't think I'd really wanna go there cause I just wouldn't be comfortable with the overall situation in the country...besides I only read it.

In Brazil they speak portuguese..yes that's the main problem

How about Mexico, though? Would you say this chick on desperate housewives (I don't watch it, but they keep showing advertisments for this show, cause its fairly new over here in germany), who I think is banging hot btw, looks like a lot of other mexican girls (I mean complexionwise and haircolorwise) or is she rather an exception? When I look for photos of Mexico on the internet I see a lot of people who look more like native americans, not like this desperate hw chick or Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek....so whats up with that?lol

 

[Huno]

Originally posted by madgame
How about Mexico, though? Would you say this chick on desperate housewives (I don't watch it, but they keep showing advertisments for this show, cause its fairly new over here in germany), who I think is banging hot btw, looks like a lot of other mexican girls (I mean complexionwise and haircolorwise) or is she rather an exception? When I look for photos of Mexico on the internet I see a lot of people who look more like native americans, not like this desperate hw chick or Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek....so whats up with that?lol

Mexicans are very varied in appearance, being a very even mixture of Spanish and Native American blood. It's just so mixed, it's impossible to really tell what the "normal" Mexican looks like. Television isn't a fair indicator of what Mexicans look like, since TV (and I include Spanish soap operas in the following generalization) tends to cast light-skinned people. And yes, when we think of hispanics, we think of brown people, because that's who we see when we're out and about doing everyday things. I could go into why I believe this is, but I'll leave that out for now.

I've known Mexican girls who are darker than me, and I've met those who are whiter than... well, most of you. Incidentally, my family is fairly light-skinned, but we don't look very white. Now, once you get into Mexico and meet lots of different people, you'll realize that we run the gamut of appearances and you'll be likely to find Jessica Alba-look-alikes (well, close to her, anyway--nothing could possibly match that...).

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

Originally posted by Huno
Being hispanic myself, I gotta say Colombian, Mexican and Brazilian are my favorites; Colombian women especially get me going (Shakira... damn).

Since Brazilians don't typically speak spanish, and Colombia is a drug war, I'd say go to Mexico. Venezuelans are hotties, too, from what I've seen.

Shakira is mixed....if by Shakira you mean that singer girl who had a good release but then flew off the radar after her tour.

 

[MetalFortress]

Now wait a second. I keep hearing that South American girls love sex and will give it up without the American girl BS (why else would AIDS spread so rapidly in Brazil), and then I hear that South American girls are good girls who would make good wives. So which the hell is it? It can't be both

All sarcasm aside, be specific. Which countries have the good girls, and which countries are best for getting laid?

I met a girl from Guadalajara, and she was a mere teaser of what I can find venturing down there. Hoooooot, amazing accent. Only met her for one day, though.

 

[Snatchmaster]

Let's start by classifying the three color types of Latin Americans:

Rubio: fair skin, blonde, european decent.

Moreno: Tan, dark hair, mixed indian descent.

Negro: of African descent.

Morenos can be found throughout all of Latin America, but especially in those countries which did not engage in systematic genocide of the indigenous population.

The easiest place to get laid is Brazil, they love sex, especially anal. The discos are full of hot honeys who'll go home with you, or give a number and make a date. You can do this with spanish, or even if you only speak english, dancing and sexy body language are universal. Regardless, these girls tend to be very poor by U.S. standards, and the nice thing to do is make a small "gift" to show your appreciation of them and your desire to help them and their families.

Chile is not a place to go to get laid unless you have plenty of time. This is a very catholic country and very conservative. Divorce was illegal in Chile until last year. However, if you want to find a devoted, loving wife, this is the place.

Argentina has IMO the most beautiful women in SA - gorgeous mix of spanish and italian. While beautiful and arrogant, the economic crisis has taken a bit out of their sails. Many speak some english, and they are very approachable. In BA, the streets are very active in the evenings and people are on foot and very sociable.

Equador has some fine women, and the Galapagos.

Quito, Peru has such a high altitude your ears may bleed when the plane cabin is depressurized. If you go to Peru, you will find a large, poor indian population. Not the kind of girls you typically find in discos.

Colombia is a great place to go if you want to disappear. Bear in mind you may never be found. Panama is a bit safer. Check the State Department for travel advisories for all of Latin America.

In many Central American countries, you will find the cultures to be conservative: no quick aes unless you're whooring. Honduras, Guatemala and Costa Rica are great places to visit. Belize, they speak english, but you will find it is mostly black. El Salvador and Nicaragua, well.... watch yourself. And if you make it to Guatemala City, don't go out at night.

Ok, Mexico. Yes, you can find yourself a mexican girlfriend without having to pay Tijuana prices . But plan on four or five dates and staying around town so you can spend time with your new girlfriend. What, just a lay? Sure, just be careful going out at night in the D.F. Cab drivers have been known to pick a fare and turn the corner to pick up a masked friend who'll then rob you at gunpoint. The drug trade has negatively impacted Mexico City over the past few years.

If you want some south of the border action, check out some of the international dating websites. Yahoo being one, my foreign bride being another. You chances of getting laid are much better if you can establish a relationship with a girl before you get down there.

If you want morenos and an island, don't forget Puerto Rico, or South Orlando, Fl.

 

[madgame]

@Snatchmaster: Damn, I seem to not be the only one who's into latin american girls hehe. I've been thinking about Puerto Rico, too. Just wondering, but how safe is it? Maybe that sounds like a silly question, but I dont really know nothing about it, because I've lived in Europe all my life. I've heard brazil for example was fairly safe for a south american country, but then again they always stress, that you shouldnt wear a rolex or have lots of money on you (ok this one goes pretty much without saying) and you should dress fairly causal and shouldn't wear any "designer clothes", etc. plus I keep hearing and reading, that crime is big compared to Europe or the U.S. ...which is actually pretty logic considering how many people (especially those street kids) in brazil are poor compared to an industrial country's population..so well I'm just wondering how safe is Puerto Rico? and what's the standard of living like? It probably has its fair share of poverty, too, if there are so many puerto rican immigrants in NY.

Oh..and I've thought about going to Cuba, too, because there seem to be the chicks I'd like and it is indeed pretty safe (despite the poverty). But then again Ive heard most people were SO poor in Cuba (a monthly average salary of 10$), that girls will wanna be around you because you have money (which I cant blame them for if its true). I mean I just heard that and Im sure not every girl will make love with you for money ;-) but it probably doesn't seem like the place..Or are there any places (maybe where there arent too many tourists) where people are a little wealthier and you'd be able to meet girls who don't have to struggle to survive and maybe just wanna have fun (remember, girls just wanna have fun haha).

You know..I've been to spain before and to Mallorca (an island of spain...I guess you could say is something like the European las vegas or cancun..a place where people go for a week or two if they wanna get hammered and get easy sex ) and I think on these spanish islands (at least in mallorca it was like that) people seem to be generally more tan than in spain...I just remembered that actually, there were some pretty fine honies (Actually the bartender at this one bar was probably the most beautiful woman I had ever seen).

One last question, though how about ethnic neighborhoods like "little colombia" or "little brazil" anyone ever been there? Ive heard they were 80.000 strong, which is actually the size of a (not too) small city to me. Are these neighborhoods in areas I wouldnt wanna go to?

 

[madgame]

Something just came to my mind. I forgot to mention/ask that. Yall probably remember this justin timberlake video..I dont remember its name but its the one where he says "Fellas good night. Ladies good morning" and starts laughin...anyways the girls up in there were pretty much the way I like em, too and I was wondering if that whole thing was supposed to look like a mexican (or only californian?) bar or something?lol

 

[Snatchmaster]

I would not call Brazil, or any of South America, really safe. As a rule of thumb, when travelling in Latin America, you do not want to travel on the roads between cities at night, too many car-jackings, kidnappings. In city or country, beware of your surroundings. Lock the doors of your taxi and pay attention to where the driver is going - don't make it easy for potential kidnappers.

Brazil: Rio is a very dangerous city, you don't want to walk the streets at night; not that great during the day either - think gangs of very poor kids wilding on the beaches. Also, don't leave anything of value in your hotel room. Rio is NOT for the beginning traveller.

Sao Paulo is a bit safer, but not much. However, you will find the largest colony of Japanese outside of Japan.

For a feel of Brazil, with a relative amount of safety, I recommend Uruguay. Punta del Este is like South Beach, but literally 30 years in the past. Not as built up, still a quaint village that closes up when the tourist season (think summer in the southern hemisphere, and major Argentine holidays) is over. In season, PdE is overrun by Portenos with money and ready to party. Montevideo is more Brazilian in flavor, and you can find those nice moreno girls.

As a US national, I wil not go to Cuba until restrictions are eased, so I can't help you. Also, never been to PR.

 

[MetalFortress]

Excellent list, Snatch. I suggest making your post a new thread.

Brazil, though, you said "this can be done with Spanish". Is Spanish pretty widespread there, even though Portuguese is the official language?

Chile sounds like my kind of place.

How much difference is there between Mexico's lesser known cities and areas, and the border towns (Juarez, Nuevo Laredo, etc) and MDF? And for that matter, TJ and Cancun?

 

[madgame]

Thx for that useful piece of advice @snatchmaster. I already knew that Rio and Sao Paolo weren't safe at all. I heard a lot of other cities were definelty less dangerous, especially some in the south like Florianapolis. But then again it's safe there, because there are a lot more whie people than black/"moreno" people...It's sad but that rule of thumb seems to apply everywhere in the world :-(. Anyways, how about Montevideo and Punta del Este, though. When you say it has a brazilian flavor and I could find those fine moreno girls, there, what does that mean exactly? Is like one in 10 girls a moreno girl in that city or are there many? I was wondering that because I read around 90% of the Uruguian population was of European decent (plus in Brazil's south, like I just said, are probably mostly white people, too..maybe Im not quite right tho). Anyway Thx.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

What is a safe area???

White people have taken the resources and make sure that the dark ones don't share in their plunder!!! Thus, rich and poor in SA is not only based on color but also on plunder - whites have plundered and subjugated blacks and kept them in their poverty and where there is poverty there is trouble!!!!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

I've been to Puerto Rico many times -- it is US territorty - $ are used -- I think it is safe except certain areas around San Juan where the CIA is trafficiking drugs!!!! And it has the highest rate of AIDS on the planet!!! If you put your penis in a hor there you just may blow up on the spot!!!